I wish I could have infinite wishes

I wish I could have infinite wishes

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Now I wish I will not become a magical girl

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I wish to become the meguka?

Can't do that, jackass! Try again!

okay
I wish not become witch

QB is not a jinn. He actually can't grant wishes.

I wish QB was a cute girl who I could fuck at my whim and I could cleanse my soul gem by fucking her.

Gotta work for that, hon and even if you avoid it for 50 years you still witch out eventually if you don't die in battle.

No.

A cat is fine too

*infinite kyubeys spawn*

>Gotta work for that
no, it's my wish.

QB can't use magic. He's not granting wishes. The "wish" is just a distortion in reality the girl makes herself when her soul warps reality be creating soul gem. That's why it always comes back to hit her in the face.

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Name a more perfect creature

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Enjoy being a witch from the start. Or maybe a magical boy.

Kyu's shit is really easy to get around if you know the conditions beforehand.

>infinite wishes
I wish to not become a witch

See

You can't just tell me it doesn't work after you tell me I can wish for anything. Anyone with a brain could tell this is some kind of cosmic scam at this point.

I'd wish for Mami to come back to life, her fall in love with me, and her reproductive system sterilized.

Good thing for QB the scam targets impressionable young people then.

I wish to be Aizen

If I wished for it, would QB let me fuck it?

That's three wishes. What do you think this is, a genie lamp?

This. It seems pretty likely that he only approaches someone if he already has a pretty good idea what they're going to wish for, thus he essentially can screen out unreasonable or troublesome wishes.
Madoka would be an exception to the rule since he just wanted to get her to make any wish to unleash her awesome cosmic power.

I wish I could replenish my soul gem's essence or whatever the fuck it's called by killing Kyubey over and over instead of witches.

Infinite suffering.

I wish witches didn't exist

Wishes come from very strong emotion, you have to really care about the thing you're wishing for. Something abstract and careless like asking for infinite wishes probably just won't happen.

I think all Kyubey sees is the emotional flux that could let someone make a wish. That's why he seems to just appear in front of young girls at the right moment. He's responding to that potential which could fight entropy.

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I wish that my wish isn't granted.

I wish Madoka comes for me this very moment.

That never works!

His only hole is his mouth, I hope you're satisfied with that.

>His only hole is his mouth
Did you miss the part where he disposes of grief seeds?

Did Homura age?
Every time she went back in time, did her age rewind as well or did she keep getting older through all of her do-overs?

What? We see him eat another QB's corpse, if he eats he produces waste that needs to be expelled.

You're late

You're not thinking hard enough.

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Detective Homura is best Homura

i wish to be able to use consol commands in real life.

>No doujin were Homura goes back so many times she ends up as a christmas cake and instead of joining the other magical girls she spends her time with drunk Junko and Kazuko to protect Madoka in the shadows
>non-h

what the fuck

I wish to be a magical slut instead of a magical girl.

Quads confirms