Is Florida the worst state in the US? Everyone is utterly demented, paranoid and leery of everyone (since the school shooting maybe?), tons of degenerates (tattooed, multihair colored idiots) and add the horrible weather with all that its like living in a huge outdoor prison.
I live in Ohio and I'd rather be in Florida than this depressing shit hole.
Tyler Ramirez
are people different elsewhere? Holy shit I need to get out of here
Julian Bennett
You just explained South Florida, which isn't representative of the entire state
There are nice, white areas too. Like in central Florida, there's some great towns like Oviedo and Winter Park
Camden Nelson
Florida is just as depressing if not more so. It's basically Ohio part 2 in SWFL area
Robert Mitchell
>dur hur, ur dumbz if someone willing to work for slave wages took your job.
Louis ck is raping faggot idiot with the cognitive thinking skills of a rock.
Ryan Ramirez
>horrible weather Now thats just wrong
Mason Ortiz
South florida needs to be nuked.
Adrian Harris
Yep, this is accurate. Moving inland Florida is as close to innawoods as I’ll ever get. I’m over the coastal fags.
Aaron Sanders
Went to alot of states and Florida is one of the best ones.. For holiday it's awesome,
Lucas Rodriguez
>what is cheaper labor
Asher Cox
Hot and humid is literally the worst weather possible.
Cooper Williams
This. FL fag here. Huge HUGE difference between south, central, north & panhandle. I live in Jax but travel all over the state. No way in HELL I'd live in the southern part of the state.
There's a saying, the more south you go here, the less southern you become.
Former Floridian here and yes it's mostly true but in all honesty all of Florida is trashy.
The people who think they're classy are actually well groomed trash.
Panhandle and West Coast are generally more trashy than the east coast (excluding South Broward and Dade counties)
You're really talking about South Florida though, everyone's a crook in South Florida
Andrew Garcia
>This. FL fag here. Huge HUGE difference between south, central, north & panhandle. I live in Jax but travel all over the state. No way in HELL I'd live in the southern part of the state.
This.
Brandon Baker
the east coast syndrome is moving to the southern/west area (tampa and south)
Brayden Brown
no, california is.
/thread
Liam Murphy
Florida is incredible if you're not a poor fag and can avoid the niggers and spics; same as almost every part of the country
Most of FL went to shit many years ago except for the Conch Republic (FL Keys) which is /comfy/ as fuck and has the best weather in the world around Jan, February. If I wasn't a poorfag I'd buy a winter home down there in Big Pine Key right now.
florida fag here. i like it. then again it's cuz i'm cuban in a 99% cuban city. i honestly feel wary of blacks, whites, puerto rican looking / dominican looking dudes (non-cuban looking dudes, idk how i can tell, i just can, might be the swagger, cubans have a certain humility that i can't explain) so yeah. it might be multiculturalism
cubans are just as bad as everyone else. Dont kid yourself
Hunter Campbell
t. butthurt spic afraid of border patrol
Bentley Jenkins
uh, not OP, left that on from a while ago'
Benjamin Murphy
>99% cuban city
Let me guess Miguel it's probably Hialeah or fucking Kendall.
Tyler Thomas
not to me though. our culture is the same, if a cuban faggot is about to rob me i just say "conyo compadre que pinga eso?" and they leave
Isaiah Hernandez
hialeah
Justin Fisher
That's a tiny ass deer. Little black tail
Ian Allen
>As the saying goes: as goes Florida, so goes the world.
this is NOT GOOD then
Hudson Baker
>cubans are just as bad as everyone else. Dont kid yourself
The ones that came from the stock of Cubans that left in Cuba back in the 1960's I consider to be good people and are basically of Spaniard extraction, the rest that came here after 1980 are total trash and especially the ones now, it seems the Castro regime are now sending us all their niggers.
the cubans that come now are trash. (most of them) they come to miami because some distant relative told them how good obamacare is and how welfare in america is a better version of cuban communism, so they come here expecting america to be communist too,
Joseph Sullivan
I'm Floridian, and Florida is in the top half of states. OP complains about the weather when that is the #1 reason why Yankees carpetbag to here. Fraud.
William Sanders
Yes it is. Ducking Florida keeps making the news.
Jason Robinson
The panhandle is just southern Alabama. It's max comfy here, so many rivers and creeks to kayak.
Zachary Sanchez
thanks
Nathaniel Carter
Life long Floridian, traveling anywhere in the states and watching their news is so fucking weird. So use to people getting killed or some doctor getting arrested for some shady shit it's weird watching puff pieces about little old grannies.
>I'm Floridian, and Florida is in the top half of states. OP complains about the weather when that is the #1 reason why Yankees carpetbag to here. Fraud.
Fucking this, FL would be a great place if it weren't for all the goddamn carpetbaggers that moved here, I was reminded last summer before hurricane Irma how much better FL would be when all those fucks fucked right back off to 95 north. The roads weren't congested, everyone waiting in line for gas was orderly and polite, people from NY, NJ, MA and PA ruined this place worse than even the goddamn spics and niggers from the Americas.
everytime they have the fair there a riot breaks out
Anthony Brown
>The panhandle is just southern Alabama. It's max comfy here, so many rivers and creeks to kayak.
This. N.FL is basically Southern GA/AL
t. FL fag
Justin Powell
midwesterners ruined it even worse
Juan Stewart
deer in florida are literally the size of dogs its no meme hogs are the best hunt we offer besides gator and bear
Lincoln Nelson
>midwesterners ruined it even worse
With their good drivers and not acting like annoying fucks from the NE? From my experience being out in SW FL they're not as bad as the carpetbaggers from the NE.
having spent a few years in each, this desu senpai
Colton Evans
Key deer are about the size of large dogs. Kill one and you will go to jail for a looooong time.
Logan Roberts
it and arizona are awful because all the decently-off olds go there to die and shit up the place
Sebastian Fisher
i love florida, just moved here.
Jace Adams
Well >Massive population of ancient people that have nothing to do and treat everyone like shit >Southern part is basically Cuba >Need air traffic control for mosquitoes >Too hot and humid for like 1/2 of the year
I will visit in the winter, that is all.
Parker Jones
They are all shit down there
Haitians, Jamaicans, Cubans, Hondurans It is a complete shitshow They are all crooked as fuck, 3rd world tier
The state started sucking in 1980's with Mariel boat lift and under Obama he brought in a ton of these scummy people
>it was cool as fuck in the 1960's-70's....not anymore
Jayden Long
>Kill one and you will go to jail for a looooong time.
>It's a toss up between California and Florida; they're both shitholes that need to be dealt with.
Let S.FL secede from the rest of the state and then we can quarantine them from the rest of the country. Problem solved.
Thomas Peterson
People whose lives are wrecks come to live in Florida because they think the weather will change everything for them. They continue to be disasters because it is not the weather, it is them
Michael Ward
>American Death metal originated in Florida of all places
alex jones did a minidoc on strategic relocation and concluded that north florida is one of the safest areas in the world to be during SHTF
the heat does something to the mind and the humidity is beyond brutal
when people ask me what the weather is like here i always tell them "you know that feeling when you walk into a bathroom that wasn't vented after someone took a shower?....well it's like that everytime you walk outside"
we're literally just darting between air conditioned areas half the time when we're outside
we have some of the best highways in the nation and the most deadly since literally everyone who isn't a tourist goes 10 over the limit even the police you literally know when you've entered florida if you're driving with a pack of cars because you'll notice everyone speed up from 65-70 to 80-90 the second they hit that state line
i can literally stand in my driveway and watch rockets take off and feel/hear the sonic blasts
half hour from disney half hour to the beach live in the kind of area they shot the waterboy in
mosquitos will literally suck you dry to the point you feel light headed bite right through jeans and hoodies
the puerto ricans hate the blacks and vice versa and both hate mexicans
north florida is where the farmers and country folk tend to stay up towards ocala central florida is full of old people and their relocated families with nothing to do so they turn to drugs and crime south florida and tampa side are big city businesses that arent based in the capital which help manage the old folks and their issues
we're the basis for lots of important points of development since technology stems from the coasts and works its way inland
currently im researching the conglomeration of healthcare and it's impact on the industry in relation to patient care in that the primary focus of caregiving is productivity based on time rather than treatment and its efficiency
>Winter Park >Hippie rich area >Surrounded by ghetto
The dream.
Tyler Davis
It really isn't any worse than any other states (excluding the farm states). The only reason you hear about the crazy shit is because Florida law requires transparency regarding police reports
Jordan Kelly
:3
Asher Murphy
good fuck off and don't come here. you're right it sucks. stay the fuck away.
Daniel Stewart
It really is worse than most states The police are semi Nazis The people are insane You either are wealthy and live well or you are poor and live like shit Many times they dump sewer water in the oceans Northern part has more violent blacks than Detroit
--------I lived there 30+ years and I won't go back
I’m here right now on vacation, it’s not so bad. 70 degrees, sunny, white sand beaches with lots of shells, beautiful wildlife reserves all around, and lots of affluent, civilized white people being served by seasonal workers from the Caribbean.
Grayson Miller
boston transplant in tampa bay: 1) all natives are legally retarded 2) anyone marginally competent is from out of state 3) there is a large segment of the population across the state that is largely transient, moving every 6-12 months. 4) half the state is people that sucked so bad at everything else they ended up here. 5) russians control the towns north of fort myers, up through naples, because they import the heroin and manufacture it here and use I75 as a transport corridor 6) 1/3rd of the drivers are uninsured, rates go up 5-10 percent per year, regardless of your driving record. 7) you trade the weather for morons and bad food.
still better than freezing my ass off 6 months a year.
will probably retire in the keys. tampa beaches are nice but too many floridians.
John Martin
All the losers from up north that couldn't make it move to FL.
Gavin Myers
God we hate you snowbirds
Jace Stewart
i'm hospital management. johns hopkins and all the big grabs are here in tampa bay for the time being.