Я хoчy пoбopoть Maть-Poccия (YA khochu poborot' Mat'-Rossiya) = "I want to defect to Mother Russia"
Tepeзa мaй - кaпитaлиcтичecкaя cвинья (Tereza may - kapitalisticheskaya svin'ya) = "Theresa May is a capitalist pig"
Ecли ты пoщaдишь мoю жизнь, я пoзвoлю тeбe тpaхнyть мoю cecтpy (Yesli ty poshchadish' moyu zhizn', ya pozvolyu tebe trakhnut' moyu sestru) = "If you spare my life I'll let you fuck my sister"
Are we being invaded? Sounded like low flying aircraft flew past and the vibrations made my ears hurt. If we are what is "I surrender don't shoot" in Russian?
Lincoln Williams
чики бpики
William Sanders
>I surrender don't shoot Mne pohui, sdohni tvar, eto tebye za sithov, za kapitana Nemo, i drugie """""colonii""""".
Charles Powell
this works only on Russian territory.
Benjamin Taylor
I'm just gonna squat and act surly so they'll know i'm a kindred spirit,
Isaiah Hernandez
This thread is getting too serious, post lovely images of this sceptred isle
Wasn't that shithole flooded to no end not so long ago? Britbongs live in such a craphole, lol. Art a glance it seems fine, but even smallest snow or a weakest rain turns this into a fucking shitshow.
>Russia finally reaches the English channel >First invasion of the UK in thousands of years >Russian soldier lands and walks through the small amount of snow >Army distracted air dropping supplies into rural areas to notice invasion I'm starting to think we'd be better off under Russian occupation
Just made a new thread you cunts. Are we in this one or not?
Xavier Williams
What're ya at?
Brandon Gomez
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Owen Morales
>Я хoчy пoбopoть Maть-Poccия (YA khochu poborot' Mat'-Rossiya) = "I want to defect to Mother Russia" hahahahahahah
Ayden Harris
>80% of EU is ill-known for LITERALLY SHUTTING DOWN FUCKING EVERYTHING on airports and other transport system when there's barely 5cm of snow fallen on roads/lanes Just bend over and take it. We won't even ask, just do it.
Bentley Morales
What're ya at?
Caleb Morris
>>First invasion of the UK in thousands of years since the 20th century and the 18th century before that*
Nathan King
Sorry, I don't speak R*ssian subhuman. Can't wait to rape R*ssian women.