You have exactly 25 seconds to explain why you don't watch UFC/mma

You have exactly 25 seconds to explain why you don't watch UFC/mma

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I don't like watching nude men rubbing up against each other,. Real men watch Ultimate Surrender.

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I used to watch t and keep up with the UFC in the 2005-early 2010s. These days though its too many fucking events with too many literal who fighters. Not worth watching a card at all only for that last main event.

They should get good pussy for that shit, their women somehow manage to look like chubby methheads.

Why would you watch it, when you could actually be doing it? It is great preparation for the upcoming racewar.

same reason i don't watch wwe. too much spectacle and the trash talk is cringeworthy. plus most fights are wresltefucking poorly for three rounds or gassing after 1 minute.

its scripted

Boxing is superior. Boxing is like Royal Ascot while ufc/mma is like Dapto Dogs.

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You've obviously never seen an actual feminine girls attempting martial arts

It’s rigged.

I've never understood the appeal of watching men beat the shit out of each other.

>in b4 soyboy

You mean gay porn without the penetration?

It's fucking gay, Tournament of Power is way better

Because I'm not in fucking jail anymore.
I don't eat ramen either.

Go back to Sup Forums

>an actual feminine girl
What's that, a code word for a chubby old bitch?

Instead of half ded cellulite lowlifes get actual attractive women to wrestle and then hate fuck each other and then you got my attention.

I trained MMA for a year involving muay thai, dutch style kick boxing, boxing, and some no gi BJJ and it was fun. I learned the basics of self defense and got myself into great shape. Would highly recommend it

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Because im not a violent bloodthirsty nigger. Saged.

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Boxing is more useful for real life situations, i.e. multiple attackers, opponent's friends jumping in, crowded environments, etc.

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>Paying actual real world currency to watch various flavors of shitskin grope each other

Im not a closet homo.

MMA is a fucking gay meme sport that only white trash Americans and some favela monkeys from Brazil watch or care about.

It's a sport that White Americans ran to after getting their asses kicked in boxing constantly by their African-American counterparts. So basically the sport is a meme safe haven sport for white trash Americans who needed to create something new for themselves.

Boxing has prestige, Olympic pedigree, extensive history, requires way more skill, and the fighters earn way more money.

So why I don't watch MMA? I don't live in trailer and fuck my sister, that's why.

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LW is stacked. Michael Johnson is no slouch and still has trouble getting into the top 10.

It's fuckin' gay.

Boring and controlled. Reinstitute the Colosseum and maybe I'll be interested.

Watched it before it was a thing, now its jut boring faggoty " mount me" niggerhood, ancient Greek MMA had finger-breaking as a legal move, today it's just another PC fairytale

I do. But WMMA is a fucking joke it is too long for a piss break at this point.

Not sure if nigger, mutt, good goy or good goy mutt

It said African-American instead of nigger, so it's probably a nigger