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Wow Sup Forums,

Sometimes I just can't get over how cute Asuka Langley Sohryu is.

It's okay. Nobody is going to punish you for it.

>Sohryu
Shit taste.

>never wear glasses
>wear glasses for sport
she is clearly retarded

At least she's interesting unlike the eyepatch wearing sham.

Evangelion has been nothing but a cash cow for a while now. I suspect it's why there are new movies at all.

those are some ugly fuckin swimsuits
why did the 90s have such shit taste in everything

Its a shame someone so sexy is such an unlikable cunt.

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If only there was someone waiting on something like that.

Shinji, get in the fucking robot

WHOOPS
> 9: Instrumentality

What about triple zeros?

You convince Shinji to get in the robot, and you get to ride with him and have a real bro time. Quad zeros and above, and he romances you in the robot.

Would if I could, she's not within choking distance.

I NEED A 7 or 8

omedetou

Here we go...

I hope you like Karl's dick.

Meh here we go

YO SHINJI GET IN THE ROBOT!
YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU! ITS A ROBOT!

Sure. Just waiting for the bat signal over here.

Here we go

Rolling for robot, of course

"here we go"

Meido Asuka is best Asuka.

nice

is 9 instrumentality?

Wait, do you prefer Shikinami? A few changes in the rebuilds were an improvement, Asuka's character most certainly was not. NGE Asuka has way more depth.

I know an asian guy who wears glasses just for the fashion of wearing them. Originally they didn't even have lenses.

rorin

7 pls

But Auska looks like a man

Are you gay OP?

Yes. Sorry. If only I could count to 10 faster than I can use Photoshop. But still, enjoy unwrapping your 3.

Isn't this a bannable offence?
Meh, rolling

Hey, I want this number

Reminder that Shinji is Asuka's property

Roll.

Maid please!

She was actually 13 during most of the series. Let that sink in.

It's funny you fags keep spamming Asuka on Sup Forums while leaving your thread over /c/ die two times.

Damn, just when I thought she couldn't get any hotter.

4 pls

Rollin
1 or 2 please

I'm so jealous

I'm fairly sure this is incorrect.

She was born in December 2001

So technically she was -5 years old since the series was out in 1996.

Hawt

Roll
tfw I and Asuka share the same birth date

rolling for the best girl

Asuke is a man-shoulders roastie kraut slut

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roll

Rollin

Alright lets see

Lets go

I'll have a #3 please

You are beyond saving and killing yourself is the only option left.

roll

6

That is what rape and hate fucking is for.

>Shikinami
sir, you have autism

>Asuka suffers from metal illness and insanity in canon
>people say she is closest to being a 3D female
does this mean real women are metal ill.

Yes user. Women are fucking crazy by nature. Just hope you get the one with daddy issues and not the one who wants to cut your dick.

lets see

DUBS COME ON

Oh God

roll

>So technically she was -5 years old since the series was out in 1996.
-6 since it was out in '95

Especially seeing how tumblr is full of fat yanderes.

Come on!

So she is younger than i'am.

shinji pls

I can't lose!

rollrollo

I'm hoping to get the needy perverted cunt, in all honesty.

rolling for dubs

Come on quad zero! You know I'm worthless!

ro11`ng

BAKA!!!

Beauty.

Rolling

Yukatasuka is very cute.

rolling

They're all the same because they're perfect.

Why not?

7 get

What's nine?

tang

lucky number 7 here we go

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Would she let in a stranger instead of a sink? Someone who may decide to choke her hard during a first kiss?