SKYKING AY LMAO WAKA WAKAS SYRIA WW3 NEW POO INFO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE INSANE AMOUNT OF DIGITS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WW3 IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW ITS HAPPENING EDITION
...Ruins Of origin unknown Towering above our heartlands Beneath celestial malignment As star collide with star Over a terror ridden Bethlehem
A scarlet moon Shall shine upon A fallen Babylon Where no morn shall dawn
Gabriel James
yes this is my last roll. ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US
Zachary Watson
Rolling for destruction.
Joshua Lewis
Has already been posted - it's nothing.
Charles Russell
Happening faggots should be shot every time it’s literally nothing
Like shot in the face
Colton Flores
CHECKED NOT CHECKED
Evan Gray
bosting last time before the sleep I surely hope Russians will be smart enough to not get baited into a war with 56% faggots Otherwise situation can become really dire
Skyking is confirmed to be the code for the mobilization of US Air Force Assets.
Military activity has increased the past several days with US ans Russian navy fleets spotted via Radar in the mediterranean sea. The american ships are inbound to syria.
Russia wants to intercept that Navy fleet.
This is a huge thing that we have stumbled upon.
/get comfy/
>I'll give a normie briefing of potential things that might happen for people
>option 1 >hot war declared in local area, stays contained >basically will look like a brutal local slugging match, but theoretically with no/minimal outside impact >cyberattacks / spy attacks / terrorist cell activity might rise, especially if power grids are affected. >mainland europe might see problems with natural gas if russia cuts off supply >has HIGH RISK to go outside of local zone, and turn into a worldwide hot war (aka ww3, nukes etc)
>option 2 >WW3 >local war, very rapidly turns hot. It might not even start in syria anymore, and any non-syria flash points would suggest global war rather than localised conflict >attempt to get food and shit fast, if you're near a big city and it looks like this is going down, run >honestly at this point some 'mericans / capital city people might want to consider taking a holiday (I mean like when you read this message).
>option 3 >shit calms down >tense standoffs that doesn't lead to a conflict. >possible, but honestly seems a little unlikely at this point? >probably would still lead to huge coolings of nato/russia relations. Make no mistake, even if nothing more happens this is BIG HABBENINGS. Even if it cools off, some countries might be starting to move forward with drafting and shit like that.
Forecast is some severe, wrath of god level atomic annihilation of the western seaboard of the US. Sodom and Gomorrah have risen, and shall be raised once again.
Brayden Hill
>he hasn't seen the epic gets in the other threads
THE FUCKING GOD DAMN SKYKANGZ HAVE BEEN SILENT FOR ALMOST TWO HOURS NOW HOLY FUCK CAN SOMETHING ALREDY HAPPEN LADS?!! KEK GIVE US THE FUCKING HAPPENING DAMN YOU !!!!
so, as i see, this thread is evidence that the Sup Forums-bertarians are leaking back onto this board and will either blackmail or drive out the reddit migrants.
keep making these whimsical threads with gets, the farther we go, the more of a chance we give the site to revive itself.
IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN West Andromeda Born and raised, On a spaceship is where I spent my solar days, Chillin' out with some Argonians coolin' All probin' some Terrans just becuase it's cool, When a couple Earth cucks That don't know who we be... Started lightin' nukes off in their galaxy! They got in one nuke fight And the Ayyys got scared And said "It's time to let 'em know (this secrecy just ain't fair)". I whistled for a ship and when it came near The pilot was a Lizard and was real drunk off beer. If anything I could tell this ship was gay But I said, "Kek whatever, to earth for the Ayys" WEEEE PULLLLLLLLEEEEDDDD Up to the Earth and came down, gave a wave, And I thought to myself "here's a place we should save" But humans they suck, shot us down (that's not fair). Now the humans won't know That the Ayys really care.
Good. Jihadist insurrectionists deserve to be gassed. It's a shame we'll all end up at war over some moral outrage over the well deserved fate of traitors and devotees of the false prophet. We'll be on the wrong side of history for the second time in a century.