Houseki no Kuni

Rare, and valued.

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I want to emboss Phos with my sauce

Isn't that the grimgar butt.

Excuse me, that's the Master Scholar, thank you very much.

this anime is the hidden gem of this season

Does someone have the script-- I mean, checklist?

>thinking with your dicks
Sup Forums is awful

Someone post the bingo from last thread, I forgot to save it.

With what else would you think?

yeah ur probably right most of Sup Forums doesn't even have working brains

Not in this thread, though! It's populated by Master Scholars!

>this is turning into 24/7 generals

Next time we are gonna call this
/HnK/ Houseki no Kuni General #1

If her head is replaced is it really her anymore?

That's the thing, we don't know

We still need the Master Scholar Banner!


let's hope to hit more than 70 posters

The living, thinking portion of gems is the distributed intelligence shared among their inclusions. The head contributes exactly as much to their consciousness as their legs or hands. There is no centralized brain or nervous system.

this one is superior because it has doujins in quotations

I found a picture of Jade sucking a dick. It's awful.

Is it Saturday yet?
Can I fuck a gem and how?
The show is flopping.
Phos did nothing wrong.
I love Jade!
Doujins when?
>watching CGshit

Actual reminder:

The text in the last two bottom rows should probably be white so it reads better.


Alright anons, let's discuss fucking gems.
Preferred methods?

All this stuff should be posted by the OP

The head contains their sensory organs and mouth hole. It is more critical than any other piece for consciousness


White text black borders for everything except the green


Actually meant to quote

Why couldn't rutile rearrange Phoses pieces to have all her limbs and shit but just smaller.

2/3 sized phos

loli phos

Wait, no, I quoted it right

>sensory organs
Unless these vary wildly between gems (of which we've had no indication" one set of eyes is as good as any other. It isn't critical to consciousness at all. Gems are still conscious even without a head, they would only be missing ~1/4 of their total inclusions.

Blind people aren't somehow less conscious than full-sighted.

>grown-up Yotsuba

for some reason I think
> pronouns
should be the free space. It was an issue we knew would come up from the first moment, whereas jadeposting has been a pleasent surprise

A Hellen Keller gem then?

Ice is the best mineral. Fuck Phos's arms

What would a gem anus even taste like?


Go outside and lick pavement, or if you have a ring or other piece of jewelry, lick that.

What if sensei is actually human-sized and everyone else is just very tiny

Powdered flowers and rocks

this idea pleases me

this is a Banner with balls

Do gems sweat?
They should.

but now pronouns are less of a thing, dare I say a rarity, while jadeposting is bound to occur at least once a thread. Hell, I'm doing it

No, they are all 100-meter tall, as are the plants and animals (how would we know otherwise?)

Are inclusions contagious?
If I made contact with a gem, would I have to worry about a sentient, prehensile infection attempting to invade my blood-brain barrier?

i'd be pleased if you blend this with this

All gems except Sensei are pretty much as feminine as Izana was when she was a 3rd gender, which is to say very. Their body shapes, voices, and mannerisms are all feminine too.

>(how would we know otherwise?)
The manga makes it pretty clear later on with the board game and professor. Unless we're supposed to believe all humans were a different size too.

As Ventricosus.

The scale of the landscape. Beaches only extend back so far, we could debunk anything above x size with that alone

20 posters!

I've spent so much time wanting to fuck a gem I completely forgot there were soft, fleshy tentacle monsters down to fuck at any time.


Phos a best


I want a shiro plushie complete with the doggie butthole.

The squid people have beaks in their pussy like an octopussy

same, but with nanachi

I prefer anal, anyways.

You don't want to know what's in their anuses.

You don't want to know what I'll put up there with it.

>Do gems sweat?

So is this just Japanese SU?
It seems to me this is already a general, judging by your bingo.

Yes. Steven Universe invented rocks. Also time travel, which it used to copy the HnK manga that came before it.

Thank you for contributing to the bingo board.

>hey, give me your arms, trust me, I'm an ice floe, you believe in ice floes don't you?
Sasuga master scholar.

Which Master Scholar do you prefer?
Dumb as actual rocks or conniving backstabber?

I want to believe this, I don't care what's canon

ah yes
the SoS

He is still stupid thought.

neo phos is both.

Wew lad

I have done more Photoshopping in the last few days for these Houseki threads than in the recent month

we did it!

Instead of just having the tinyjade collection being a random assortment, you should feed them into one of those mosaic generators to arrange them into "Sup Forums"


that "Sup Forums" 's label is too smol

I dig it

also 30 posters! yuppy
not enough

Not looking to start shit but, why are Sup Forums niggers so obvious ?

literally Japanese Steven Universe

you're projecting

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ᴬˡˢᵒ, ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʳᵉᵍᵃʳᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʲᵃᵈᵉ ᵖᵒˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵐᵒˡ

It's the way they construct their posts.

You're welcome.
I recommend you stop this madness as soon as possible, because generals turn to shit very quickly.

I love my stupid asshole!

Why are you so oblivious?

I want to fuck the butts

He's awful, but very attractive

stupid sexy traitor.

Cutest traitor!

>only stupid assholes get in this box

Attractive as hell


Stupid sexy Phos