>be Australian
>cant find job
>got no money
>cant afford uni
>cant afford tafe but do it anyway
>get fancy certificate
>still cant get job
>social services too busy supporting niggers and muslims to help
>think voting labor might make problem better
>makes it worse
>decide to go for walk and forget troubles
>get bitten by danger noodle
>die
life is hard down under, were women glow and men plunder, cant you hear cant you hear the thunder, you better run, you better take cover
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Why would voting Labor make it better? They don't want you self sufficient, they want you dependent on the government to bribe voters with gibs.
It was liberals who promised jobs for young people. It's the job you wanted, not the gibs.
>Danger noodle
Kill yourself.
>Danger noodle
Fuckin kek mate, never heard that one before. You're alright.
yea i won't make that mistake again
It's fine, my first election I voted greens. I feel sick.
Always vote for the group who wants less laws, less government, less regulations, less power.
I hear Alf is looking for an extra hand down at the surf club.
fuck off cunt
you only have 1 opition
I like aussies
There is one obvious solution that no one ever bothers to take up.
>move
Call a farm anywhere away from the coast and tell them you want to work.
Guaranteed work, plus place to stay. Learn skills. If you're dedicated and work hard enough you might even end up as property manager, making enough bank to buy your own place.
.. vOTING liberals is not the right way. fucking boomer faggot. one nation,katters or evne dick smith new party
iktfb
Is labour in Australia the same as in Britain? You know, shit?
We gotchya back, yank.
This is now a #bestallies thread.
All other flags can fuck off we're full, except for Saffers and Kiwi's you guys are alright and we got your back too.
Photosynthesisfags are explicitly banned and are guarantee'd a paddlin' for entering here.
>. vOTING liberals is not the right way. fucking boomer faggot. one nation,katters or evne dick smith new party
We're being invaded by boomerfags of late, I wonder were they came from.
liberal did legalise gay marriage before labor, just shows u how incompetent the latter is
prolly young liberal..little faggots they are.
>can't afford tafe
How? Tafe was free when I went, I've done 6 different courses because I didn't have to pay for them.
have you ever found a "Labour" Party that isn't shit
tafe was free and still is if u do it through high school but not anymore, the golden years of free education are past us
move somewhereout of the city or get fit and do labour cunt
your saying this like its a good thing
>liberals wanted jobs for young people
Nah, more like they give business subsidies so you can have an (((unpaid internship)))
Go work on a farm you lazy fuck.
I LIVE IN SYDNEY CUNT
>where women glow
I always thought it was 'Where women blow" and now I like that song less
Did an easy tafe course through school so I could drop another subject and have more free time. Every course after that was also free so I kept doing them, got a whole load of certificates that I'll never need.
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Did you know that engineers Australia won't recognise unpaid internships as part of the COMPULSORY industry based learning program? This means thousands of under graduate engineers have to compete for a handful of IBL programs, most of which are diversity hiring. If you were allowed to do an unpaid internship, you could convince any company to let you work for 12 weeks regardless since there is absolutely no consequence for them. Instead, many young men waste up to 32000 dollars on a degree they literally can't graduate.
Unpaid internships are fine unless you're so hungry for money that are (((you))) sure you know what the echoes mean?
hot tips for finding jobs in australia (non-professional type roles)
-go in at opening time after a long weekend and speak to the manager/supervisor
-a handshake and eye contact is far more vital than a resume in these types of positions
***hot tip*** below
-find out the name of the owner. find out when they will be in and ambush them. DO NOT hand your resume to the person that you meet, particularly if you will be competing for their job. act like you know the owner. the owner will admire your smarts, they wont be mad. if they act mad, go along with it and stand your ground because theyre probably testing you or doing it for fun. heaps of small business owners haze people. a lot of small business owners have also gotten to know people just by looking at them, they can tell if you will be late or always sick. use that to your advantage and appear interested, not like youre getting dragged along.
- always tell them what you can bring to the table, when they ask if you have any questions - do not ask about how early you have to start etc. or any question that makes you seem like a customer. be a team member from the start and put your best foot forward.
- remember, make eye contact with the manager or the person hiring - that is what gets you a job if you dont have connections - facetime, do not deal with underlings they will only undermine you.
- actually ask your associates and family to ask around, even if they know somebody in the industry who will be able to provide you a reference. apart from the meeting, references are the next best thing. lots of autists think that asking friends or family to reach out to their network for references makes them look poor or incapable in front of others, but people actually interpret this behaviour as very proactive and admirable and go-getterish. normies enjoy doing favours, it gives them stories to tell their friends.
move
The faggot is right, stop being a lazy fuck and go work a farm.
>cant afford uni
what is hecs
>wanting to get paid 5 dollars an hour for picking alongside spic backpackers and sea monkeys
it's not a viable job here at all, at least whilst we import cheap labour.
>400000 immigrants annually
Immigration is keeping up with job creation. Jobs are being created by foreign companies in australia, the rich associates of said companies come over and buy the houses, the shitheels take all the jobs for fuck all. Just as the libs engineered it. They stopped the boats but look at our cities, getting bulldozed for shoebox flats that the chinks and curryniggers love.
Plus our internet is fucked. Fuck you lib voter cunts Abbot and Turnbull only work for their jew masters.
you dont know what ure talking about
get outside cunt
>>be Australian
>>cant find job
You must be exceptionally useless, I get job offers from New Zealand all the time.
There's plenty of jobs you're just a picky self entitled little cunt OP.
Travel then you city slicking cunt.
gas the kikes
you can always shill for hillary clinton and the baby eaters
>be Australian
>cant find job
>got no money
t. abbo
Atleast you had a vegemite sandwich
ive been homeless for years, living in the bush sure is itchy work.
how do you keep the mozzies away?
can i come ? whereabout?
Nazis are always welcome in Australia
Why can't you find a job? I feel that the labour market last year and this year are much better than 2014-2016.
Americans ARE kikes.
Americans must be globally gassed.
Mate just wait till you hear about the Pay-to-Work internships that they've got on offer in a lot of professional programmes (law for me)
Its a fucking rort.
I've actually been lucky enough that I got decent grades and had a pretty solid work history throughout uni, but its still a fucking nightmare.
>asking associates
I come from a professional background so its different, but holy fuck this has hurt me more than hindered me until I started just relying on blokes I knew as opposed to blokes and thots.
>when she says she'll recommend you but actually recommends AGAINST you for a position you were actually exceedingly qualified for because one of her faggot or galpals who was underqualified wanted it
>when she says when you confront them, "yeah but i just like REAALLY wanted to work with this perosn ahahah it would've been SO FUN"
This country is a fucking anglo work camp where you're expected to work 13 hours a day so Mr Zhao can buy another investment property, if you're lucky you'll get paid for 8 of those hours. I'm fucking sick of it, I spend most of my life glued to a desk for someone else
Unironically the best work I ever had was working as a day labourer for cash when I was a student. Hard work and honest pay with people who weren't cunts.
>yfw the powers that be sold this country and our future to the kikes and chinks for pennies on the dollar and we're supposed to be grateful for it.
aussie scum
>Pay-to-Work internships
I'm also studying law and I was under the impression that this was illegal, what the fuck?
Let's see, OP. You live in one of the biggest welfare states of Western democracy, which allows you a full ride to university with an interest-free loan, voted for a political party which are now responsible for getting you a job, and you've managed to blame all your failures on niggers and muslims.
God pol is pathetic sometimes
>tfw all your friends are posting on normiebook about how amazing their lives are and how successful they've become
>some are married and post heaps of wedding photos
>some have kids and post loads of cute baby pics
>i'm a loner shut in with like 2 friends who rarely goes outside and the isolation has caused severe social anxiety that i cant even look people in the eye anymore
it all went downhill when i failed some classes and got kicked out of uni. all my friends lost, all my ambition and drive left behind. now i enrol in classes but rarely go to class because im petrified of people whereas 4 years ago i was outgoing and cheerful all the time. where did it all go wrong i wonder.
at least im not starving i guess.
Its this kind of shit that's causing men to drop out. I did fucking 200h+ unpaid internships mate just to get a bloody non-bullshit reference.
Cenno + cashies can earn you $1000 a fortnight with 1 day a weeks work. If you are clever.
This combitnation lets you fuck the goverment & fuck girls. Spend your days on the beach getting a tan and lifting.
Fuck this country.
If you can't find a job you ain't looking there are jobs to be filled you probably don't want to go for those positions.
Government pays for cert 3s and diplomas.
Stop being a lazy fuck and blaming your problems on everything else.
I managed to secure a few days a week work fixing computers and projectors. It's terrible. But I'm getting paid. But half the time i'm bored as batshit.
I don't know what real life is anymore
yeah thats rough but i guess i did say to not deal with underlings also... i meant more just using the network for references anyway, asking your friends or family directly for positions working near them is not going to work i guess. but yeah non professional positions are more about the handshake for sure so its different.
you sound like you should start a business. what type of work are you doing?
You got it, Zhou.
Can someone make a version of this for Straya?
>getting brainwashed by zuck
>not taking heaps of photos at the pub and shit to make them jealous
trust me user, they envy you as much as you envy them.
fuck up, chink, you're not welcome here
I'll bite your face cunt
I like you cunts too, you're alright yank.
yea they make good porn dont they, the kinky faggots
Even when they do cross into the legal grey area or illegality, are you really going to go to the FWA and complain and blacklist yourself from the entire legal profession? Most of the unpaid 'work experience' programmes you'll do will also have you actually doing wagie work and be expected to actually generate income for the company and have set hours etc etc, it'll take on such a form that you'd otherwise constitute a real wagie and are entitled to be paid. But see above about complaining to the FWA and cucking yourself.
Big kek my bloke
Yeah when I was a student I did the Cenno + Cashies. I unironically like the process of working since it gives me a sense of purpose so I'd work 3-5 days a week depending on what the demand was at the time and how my uni shit was going.
>start a business
I do want to start a consulting company some day but that's y'know, 20 years in the future someday.
I'm a lawyer. Before you suggest, going into private practice is a fucking nightmare and I dont have enough of a professional reputation yet to be able to survive.
Honestly I like the actual work and problems I deal with, but the culture and the cunts I have to fucking deal with make me want to suck-start my enfield
This seppo faggot under our flag needs to be gassed
kys
the job market is only difficult for older people, as long as you don't fall for the uni meme you'll be fine
start a business. its the internet m8 you can quite literally be who you want to be. get a few polo shirts embroided and get an ABN and put some ads up m8 in your local area online. steer the marketing on it as a way for them to make money, like once they fix this thing for cheap they can sell it then and make heaps of $$$ - if you use examples of how much these items are hypothetically worth on the market, they will just see those $$$ and forget your fee. say in your marketing "95% of broken items never sell online", which is probably almost true, who knows. start a business ausdudes, seriously. the worlds population is about to change and shit is going to go in unpredictable directions, be prepared to service it. be creative, find ways to make money like weeds grow in footpath cracks.
every man who is capable of working in this thread and who hates it should be able to start their own enterprise and it wont be as scary as you think once those fish start biting. in australia, you will basically get bites if youre proactive in even the smallest way. its why every cunt wants to come here, because we have prime fishing. victim mentality is a killer, its happened to me and it fucked me
Any advice for a first year law student? I'm doing a Juris Doctor so I know how Uni works, but anything specific to law I should watch out for?
Also did you do an internship during your studies, and if so what year into your degree?
interest free or not, loans are awful
>mfw i work construction in aussieland
>earn 100k a year with my shitty degree
Im just visiting home atm, ill be coming back in 2 weeks.
ive heard bad stories about it. one chick told me that when you start in criminal law you basically have to "work out a good story" with rapists and shit all day. i was going to study law but thought better of it in the end, but the reason i wanted to in the first place was for other applications outside of law. i think it could be really beneficial in things like blockchain smartcontracts, say being a hybridized lawyer for certain industries. that seemed to me to be the best appeal of law, was using it not like a profession but more like a way of learning to read the law and leverage it in other interests. can you image what you could bring to the table in a small enterprise that is entering an uncertain market? crypto is the wild west but its just an example, what about other niches? that is what made the law degree seem so good to me, its versatility. i always hear lawyers say how much they hate it but its always the ones that went into practices and took that main stream that say that. i would be far more interested in other industries but using that knowledge as a framework to navigate those waters. it seems interesting. ive done a miniscule amount of military law for an NCO course or two, but i know that fundamentally, you just need to know how to find things and how these entries in the law relate to one another or conflict. AIs will replace lawyers in enough time because it is basically indexing. it was a skill i really wanted to learn myself but never got to do it. i still might though. i dunno, do what is good for you but do you want to look back on regretful times? what city are you in? if you want to make a change you should
Labour is just as bad if not worse you dumb cunt
actually nah australia is shit theres snakes and spiders and shit fuckoff. i also heard recently that we are full or something
>Also did you do an internship during your studies, and if so what year into your degree?
I did some "hey do you mind if I come work for you couple days a week?" deals just sporadically throughout my degree from my 2nd year. I went like shit in my first year. The official intern programmes mostly target penultimate students, but some take pre-penultimates. Depends on what state you're in but I know in QLD the clerkship/internship applications are open now/this time of year.
My best internship was actually not an explicitly law one, I worked for a mining company in their business team (my degrees are Law/Arts, so they hired me purely on my law credentials) so keep your options open with who you want to work for. Some firms now are starting to look for (not necessarily in graduates, but normal entry lawyers) people who have experience outside of the law just because having actual experience is handy, especially if you're going into a speciality like construction, minerals and energy etc.
>any advice
1. If the textbook(s) don't explain the case, then the case wasn't that important
2. Reading the cases can actually be quite useful, but stick to majority judgements unless its a really contentious point of law that can go either way
3. the Looseleaf electronic commentaries on the major bits of legislation are your friend.
4. Lawthots are fucking cunts, avoid like the plague
5. Get really good at answering things quickly and succinctly.
oh great we needed more people here
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for the economy...
>a woman in crim
lmao, great laugh 100% of the time. Fuck crim. That shit's boring as fuck, once you've seen one rapist you've seen them all.
>can you image what you could bring to the table in a small enterprise that is entering an uncertain market
Honestly dude, having studied that stuff its not that uncertain, at least in its legal application. Its a really interesting field though, don't get me wrong. What is actually the most interesting is how they're starting to bring in AI that can basically GENOCIDE paralegals and first year graduate lawyers.
I'm with you though in terms of the outside-of-practice applications, my plan is to practice long enough that I can build expertise and a reputation and then just get into consultancy services.
Thing is though is that law as a generalist degree is a bit of a meme. If you want to use it in a more generalist way you would need to pair it with a commerce or business degree (Law/Comm is the most powerful combination jesus christ), and always have the backup of practice available.
>AIs will replace
Junior lawyers and paralegals yeah probably, but this cartel is really fucking adept at protecting itself.
If I could turn back time I would've gone with literally any of the other things I wanted to do when I was in school before listening to people and going to law school because they told me to. Unfortunately for me I'm a stubborn cunt and so now I'm determined to see this through either to the end or it killing me
>5. Get really good at answering things quickly and succinctly.
thats like saying "whatever you do, dont panic". unlucky if youre a space cadet like me. i find it funny to think that there are Sup Forumsack lawyers, not that im calling larp. i dont even know if you will be spared the rope
Are you fucking kidding me? I did like 4 certs and a Diploma back to back paid for and subsidized by centrelink, got a cushy office tech job.
Where do you live mate?
>4. Lawthots are fucking cunts, avoid like the plague
Welp I was a loser in my first degree so I promised myself I would pull my sucks up and find a girlfriend also studying law. Any particular reason why you think this?
I fucking hate this country so much ,got treated like shit everyday because I'm a white male at work eventually got fired for it
You can't be serious??
Are you sure you cunts live in Australia?
What a gook! You need to go to Shitney let your fellow gooks GOOK you shit out by BIG GOOK COCKS!
If you're white and work in Sydney you bet your Chinese coworkers will treat you like that.
Nothing to worry about, cobber. Welfare is good down under. You can sit about the house and collect Newstart. You'll be okay and probably a lot happier than I am. I work full-time and am constantly depressed. I don't even care about the money. I just want to die because of how sad working makes me. Wish I could enjoy zero responsibilities like I did when I was NEET for a few years.
>Cenno + cashies can earn you $1000 a fortnight with 1 day a weeks work
What does this mean? What the fuck is cashies?
Centrelink + cash in hand jobs. You must be a fob.
Americans are the source of evil of the whole world. I've yet to seen a single one say anything remotely positive towards to Amerifats.
American's very existence must be thoroughly destroyed, every human being has responsibility to slaughter Amerifats whenever he sees one.
We're going to fix this mistake.
>went out to get the groceries today
pic related
I used to suck arse at legal writing when I first started law school, then I just got autistically good at it. Its always about keeping it short and simple in outlining the law and then getting into very autistic wordgames when you apply it to facts and consider alternatives.
>i find it funny to think that there are Sup Forumsack lawyers
When you consider that it was one of the most prestigious professions for a middle and upper class white family to have a son embark upon, its not really that surprising. It is however a ridiculously shitty industry that has been taken over in the junior rungs by women and faggots. I'm actually terrified of when the boys club partners who all got admitted in the late 70s and early 80s start dying/retiring, its going to get fucking grim when these thots take over.
I wouldn't spare most of us the rope desu. But i know a fair few wokeblokes in the profession. It is a handy skillset to have. Plus, having lawfriends on your side can be useful for when shit legally hits the fan
>find a girlfriend also studying law
I did this in my first year, DONT.
Just imagine the worst kind of woman who thinks she's fucking incredible and intelligent and just a swarmy manipulative piece of shit that enjoys looking down her nose at everyone. The profession encourages people to backstab and fuck eachother over, women are incredible at that.
Now, find yourself a qt3.14 autistic girl who studies engineering. Pretty easy if you shower.
>>cant afford uni
That would be a waste anyway m8
>Germany
>knowing anything about a continent nearly halfway around the planet
Go on, tell based Aussie-bro more about the working conditions in his own country.
RIP in peace aussie bro
at least it wasn't a drop bear though