Ask a mexican anything

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Why bother you will pretend not to understand then call me a racist.

He wishes he was Spanish so badly.

Why do mexicans always eat refried beans?

PodrĂ­as dejar de chupar tanta verga OP? Gracias de antemano.

Futa faggit, and winning Oskars

You ever see a mexican do anything right the first time.

He has Spanish blood like all mexicans. And no, he is proud to be mexican.

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the british does it too. whats wrong with beans?

GO BACK TO MEXICO AND STAY THERE

Why do your people feel entitled to invade my country and take advantage of social services funded by citizens?

because you did this in the past.

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Hey Gaben, how is Half-Life 3 going?

Why are you too stupid to understand a joke?

because you gringos are self hating inbred clowns with a superiority complex and very good gibs for free.
Stop being so retarded and fix your welfare system so our mexiniggers can't abuse it anymore. But naah, better keep on crying like the little faggot you are.

you'll starve as a comedian.

Retarded beaner

obviously you dont need that much damn land and so we took it, you wherent and arent currently or are going to do anythign with it

whats there you made? NOTHING

is that all you got amerigoblino?

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>NOTHING

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you took it because you are a bunch of thieves.

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>La creatura himself calling anyone a goblin

ok

No, we literally never took advantage of your social services (you never even had any)

We also took your land like men, not through appealing to women's sense of empathy

What is best, Burritos or Tacos?

>No, we literally never took advantage of your social services (you never even had any)
>We also took your land like men, not through appealing to women's sense of empathy

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tresspassing and lying for stealing our land is calling manhood?

In the 1820s, some people from the Northern and Eastern United States entered Mexico illegally. Mexico did have legal immigration through empresario contacts. The reason for this was to create a buffer between Mexico and the growing United States. At first they tried to convince Mexicans to move into Texas. However, Texas was dominated by the warlike Comanche Indians. Mexican families did not want to move to Texas and risk their families lives. Mexico then offered cheap land to Anglos from the United States. These legal immigrants had to agree to live under the Mexican Constitution of 1824. Mexican Texas was bordered by the U.S. frontier areas of Louisiana and Arkansas, had the most settlement by American illegal immigrants. When Mexico realized that illegal immigration was out of control they attempted to shut it down. Mexican Texas had a population of 3,000 illegal immigrants by 1823; most of those immigrants were from the Southern United States or Appalachia. By 1825, Mexico and the Coahuila y Tejas territory legalized immigration under the condition that settlers convert to Roman Catholicism and not own slaves. However, as the settler population expanded to 7,000 and did not assimilate with Mexican culture, Mexico banned American immigration again in 1830. However, by 1835, American immigration increased to 1,000 per month. Santa Anna did away with the Mexican Constitution of 1824. Many violations under his dictatorship led to tensions and eventually the outbreak of a revolution. Texas became independent from Mexico in 1836.[5]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_immigration_to_Mexico#Mexican_Texas

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tacos.

Only burritos from Ciudad Juarez are nice, if you eat a burrito not from there, the inventors, its all shit.

>goblin

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Cry about it more fag

>Cry about it more fag

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>Saves a bunch of images making fun of americans
obsessed

>obsessed

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>country run by subhumans is so shit everyone runs out of it

>saves a thumbnail
retarded beaner

Change this picture. Everybody knows shart in marts don't pop n squat. Either keep him walking or put him in a scooter.

>>country run by subhumans is so shit everyone runs out of it

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>haha look we're invading you
>haha look we're leaving you
choose one you dumb beaner

1. You invaded and stole our land first
2. We emigrated to our rightful clay
3. you cry, the orange jew cry and wants a wall
4. No more mexicans goes there

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>Article from 2015
retarded beaner

>>Article from 2015
this faggot cant complain now

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>brags about invading us
>brags about getting kicked out

Your brain must just be a pile of refried beans

>beans

its not funny, really. Mexicans eat other stuff too. Like, you know, we intented the fucking chocolate

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Oh so that's why refried beans look like that, you intended to make melted chocolate but since you're mexican you obviously fucked up. Thanks for teaching me about this important moment in mexican history.

beans are not even from here.

Why are all amerimongrels so dumb?

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>beans are not even from here.
Well obviously, mexicans aren't smart enough to grow crops

>An entire thread of Beans
>making fun of Americans
>not speaking taco

Well we know which language is better now.

and how about maize?

Ok I'm about to go to work but just answer me this, what does La Luz Extinguido mean? I find it really funny and want to know