What would you do?

What would you do?

Turn and silently walk away.

Then 360 degrees and walk away

Fuck her

Kill her/him/it.

Grab his ass and ask him if he's looking for a good time. Squeeze his flesh like puddy in my hands and tell him no one will find out if we go and have fun later, just make sure to push me away right now so they don't know.

I don't understand why this is a dude. Someone explain this to me.

Because traps are cool now.

because it was born with a penis

I would Fem!Subaru yes

Grab his penis. I'd either make him extremely angry, extremely disgusted or extremely aroused.

Charge him for sucking my dick

>her

Kill myself. Next cycle, make sure to bring some catnip.

Attention, the cat has balls. I repeat, the cat has balls.

>Grab his ass
>Tell him
>"hey baby, you lookin' for a good time?"
>answer is yes
>clothes instantly rip off on their own
>tell him it's going in the pooper
>he looks at me with a face that says "oh shit i'm fucked"
>stick it up his pooper
>it goes out of his mouth
>start humping in and out
>every time it goes out of his mouth he burps
>every time it goes in his mouth he farts
>go super fast
>inaudible supertones of burps and farts
>shit everywhere
>ohgoditsmellslikeasewer.jpg
>cum flies out of his mouth
>shit is in the cum too
>belly swells up to the size of 20 watermelons
>pull my dick out
>a mixture of shit and cum flies out of his asshole at 90 mph
>shit chunks the size of baseballs
>one hits a kid walking by, head instantly explodes, making the sound of a gunshot

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Wait, I recognize those balls. What show is this?

HEY BBY, U LKIN 4 A GUD TIM?

Jesus christ I wish I wrote >homerun at the end of that fucking greentext story

Good shit right here.

Thanks, I was voted "most likely to become a hentai erotica novelist" in 12th grade

I swear if I somehow get a 3 dayer because of this
in honor of my quads, have some ecchi
also one of the captchas was ymca lol

FUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHYYYYYYY
SOME FUCKING LOSER GOT IT
moar ecchi kekeke

D E L E T

That's not a trap, cmon now user

Literally HOW did you quote the post i just made in the GLT thread? Holy christ man

Infinitely better than Re 0/10. 10/10.

bad luck man, not enough black cats

I mean what I said ;)

What would you do?

Same thing asexcept I have two dicks, and two kids heads explode, and this time
>homerun
is at the end

>implying all of Sup Forums wouldn't tax this boipussy

I'd probably be angry, not to mentioned disgusted. I'm serious.

wake up

grab it by the boypussy

Punch in the face

This guy is the person that got me into traps. I'd suck him off and drink all his cum, while holding hands of course.

>not getting sucked off by the trap
Insecure and think that's the only way he'll accept you?

Fuck her raw. Ass feels exactly the same as vagina but tighter. I am the boipussy warrior.

>I am the boipussy warrior.
Need this on a tshirt

Imagine wearing that and going to the bar.

Are you saying you wouldn't suck on a trap's cock?

Long as you're not letting him stick it in your butt it's fine. But I'll blow a trap off, and he can push it down my throat and force me to guzzle it down. Completely heterosexual.

>Her

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10/10 would kek again

Sorry, as far as I'm concerned, my job is to supply the dick and it's the traps job to take care of it. At best he'll get a reach around with a flesh light.

This desu

>Are you saying you wouldn't suck on a trap's cock?

Tell Felix to forget about Crusch and instead present his 'gate' to me

Wouldn't it be insecure to refuse to suck his cock because too gay?

It would if I were denying my feelings about something, user. I love fucking traps! I love making them moan and writhe, and I love making them discover the pleasure that comes from prostate stimulation. I love making them feel closer and closer to being a woman, until all they want to do is dress up in school girl outfits for me and such and flirt with me after they learn all my triggers.

But suck their dick? Eh... Pass. I'll get like two traps or something.

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put benis in bagina :DD

He is straight.

It IS a boy pussy.

>not letting your gay friend feel you up every now and then

>draw a girl
>call it a boy

Cancer. How do these faggots get away with this?

blend S

I'd marry it

Girls do not have cat ears, retard.

I see you can do the talk, but can you walk the walk?

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it's not gay if the balls don't touch

Fuck and impregnate Astolfo instead.

What about this one?