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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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ALPHA
WHISKEY
OMEGA
OMEGA

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what if /ptg/ is the gorilla channel?

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THE MADMAN!!!

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You guys think the new “you’re a boomer” meme has caught on yet?

Jews are fine.

Bother to fake a date and time please.

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Last thread I posted this .webm of San Franshithole

Here is the source:
twitter.com/bettersoma/status/975437733723193344

Please no (You)s this time.

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Do you accept her apology?

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Not while they're alive.

Marla is such a babe

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His governorship was considered tantamount to being sent to administer over New Mexico. It sucked, and was probably considered being punished/reprimanded. Chances are he was already in hot water or pissed off someone

Can someone give the quick rundown on why this game is hated?

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>we've been found out
And this is how the jews shut us down, was a good run while it lasted

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I thought it was Warsaw and not whiskey

Is Trump going on the attack with all the witch hunt tweets over the past few days, or is he scared that he's about to be Nixon'd by what is quite literally the greatest political witch hunt of our time?

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get the fuck out of here with that shit.

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Pontius Pilate: I dont think you are a bad dude, Jesus. I got an idea, every year we let a prisoner go free during passover. Ill stack you up against a real monster, huge piece of shit, this Barabbas guy is the worst of the worst. No way the Jews would want him freed over you. I got your back, dawg.

>hey Jews
>should I let Barabbas go?
>Barabbas is a known rapist and murderer
>or should I let Jesus go?
>hes a preacher you guys dislike
>which should be given mercy?

JEWS: BARABBAS! BARABBAS!
PP: Are you sure?
JEWS: YES! FREE BARABBAS! CRUCIFY JESUS!
PP: Well, shit...Sorry Jesus, i tried.

I accept your apology you fat bag of shit, no disrespect intended

She's a baby killing whore and traitor that should hang from the neck until dead for treason, I mean no disrespect.

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No, it's /cpd/

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>he only smokes when he drinks

So do I

What do you think?

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not because he had a stupid name?

Only when forced through a mesh screen

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NOVEMBER
OMEGA

Apology not accepted. Disrespect meant.

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One of the mission givers is a stereotypical Trump rural retard. You can't kill him.

you're going to fucking die on live television

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>morse code
Patrician skills

It shows people killing rural retards that are, allegedly or it seems, Christians.
They are racist and that whole business but instead of being southerners they are in Montana.

>dealing with the Jews was basically being the governor of New Mexico
Yikes.

Somebody should tell that jew they're being murdered down there, tell him it's white holocaust

Dumb face too

Fake. Gay.

Pilate didn't really give a shit. He just wanted to keep things going and maintain stability. He and the Romans weren't motivated by pure spiritual evil like the Jews. The Jews hated Roman and Greek alike.

>implying he isn't aware and doesn't approve

>journey with me now to find a single non subversive jew.

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Pilate was kind of justified in trying to keep the Jews quiet and happy, since the Jewish Revolts that occurred 50 years later were incredibly destructive and costly.

Not trying to shill but when is DACA supposed to end? I thought it was the 5th

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(((Rosenthal)))

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Hear, believe, repent, and be baptized

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Fast forward 2000 years
>Pontius Pilate was a piece of shit!
>Israel is greatest ally!
>Judeo-Christian values

Yeah i bet Jesus was a big fan of Judeo-Christian bullshit

>strongest since last year
so dead nig bounce

Sandnigger scum.

Don't be ridiculous, gorillas don't fling shit.
Chimps do

"I tried."
IIRC, his wife BEGGED him to release Jesus. I think he believed and sided with her, but fell victim to "but it's my job" in the end and did not want an insurrection

I know one, he's black, and likes Trump

it's a random cucknadian :-\

ROSENTHAL

This begs the question:
WHAT DID SHE THEN MEAN?
and there is no other alternative than: Disrespect.

>His governorship was considered tantamount to being sent to administer over New Mexico
what kind of a retard would end up in this situation

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> JEWS: YES! FREE BARABBAS! CRUCIFY JESUS!
> PP: Well, shit...Sorry Jesus, i tried.
Missing one bit, I'll quote verbatim

> When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it.
> Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
> Matthew, 27:24-35

Quite the opposite considering he saw how corrupted Hebraism was

Yeah, we were tricked into adding Judeo into Christian

Have Fox on now. gg I'm thrilled we don't have Hilldawg as president. MAGA

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>Southerns in Montana
Why?
And ate them.

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Right. Which is why I don't lay any blame on them. They had no idea Jesus was the Christ and only saw him as another peasant. Jesus understood this.

How long before we tire of the kikel and start throwing them in labor camps again?

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"Deplorable basket of human being, no disrespect"

>private server
>didnt intend to break the law

How can someone with zero intentions for anything end up doing so much?

>a typical jew wants to see more dead whiteys
like pottery

I don't really know anyone that considers Pontius Pilate a "piece of shit". I consider him more of a tragic figure, and he has always intrigued me. I may be an exception, though.

nothing wrong with learning the language of your new masters

Gradually I began to hate (((them)))!

>constantly shit on Trump supporters
>guis i was just kiddin ;)

Cruel fate, I guess

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>and did not want an insurrection

Can you blame him? He didn't want to risk another riot and another mess to clean him just for one person.

Let's get something straight
Jews =/= Hebrews
Jews is a derivative of Judea which was the biggest opponent to the true Kingdom of Israel
Jews nowadays have as much of a connection to the Israelites as the loud mouthed niggers in the street corners in New York and Philly

He must have made someone angry.

lel

Miller and who else?

It doesn't matter how far you want to push, Romans persecuted Christians after Jesus was killed as well.
Does Christians being tossed on Arenas against wild beasts while unarmed ring a bell or virgin women being raped away of their purity if they were Christians, or even maybe Romans torturing Christians so they denied being Christians?

some haven't forgotten

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If someone has it handy can someone post a link to the soygoy game reviewers that are ass hurt over this game? You know the one I mean

Check the pic again. It's clearly a bull trap.

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Have you read The Master and Margarita? It’s pure Russo-Christo kino.
And now I’ve exposed my Russian ties to the shills.

>Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children
Whoa, wtf. That is pretty black and white.
How do Christians even pretend this isn't in there?

His job was to rule over an unruly people the Romans had only just conquered, who possessed their own customs and traditions. He probably felt that in sacrificing Jesus he would avoid further bloodshed due to a revolt which he would have to put down (reading his wiki, apparently he pretty harshly put down a Samaritan revolt a decade later).

>And ate them.

They still do in secret. The Jews are Satan's children and do his work.

>she's really trying to run in 2020

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>yfw miller couldn't protect hope.

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No, I can't. Afterall, "render unto Caesar what is Caesar's." Hence one of my other posts where I consider him a quasi-tragic figure.

LOL the president is a fat old man tweeting WITCH HUNT at the TV

> Fast forward 2000 years
> Pontius Pilate was a piece of shit!
More like 300 years. Here is part of the Nicene creed [1] the "quick rundown" of Christian belief as codified by contemporary Christian to unify the church belief.

> Crucifíxus étiam pro nobis sub Póntio Piláto;
Essentially
> by order of Pontio Pilates he was crucified

Mark that year, it was when Christianity died and was replaced by a Greco Roman degenerate sincretism

[1] en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicene_Creed

That was actually most likely Christian propaganda created after the fact. There's no actual historical records of targeted Christian persecution on that scale.

>slip fall oops there goes the middle east stability
>whoops there goes europe due to the migrations i caused
>whoops haiti
>whoops mexican drug gangs ending up with bulk military weaponry
>but i didn't mean too ;P

WHAT DO YOU MEEEAAN I WASNT ELECTED?!

>the only reason the kingdom split was due to one Jew trying to outjew his fellow Jews

Who knows, perhaps I'm wrong that was just what I've seen people talking about, I don't have a graphic card so I ain't playing Far Goy anytime soon.

GAS GAS GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The fucking Damage Control Budget for this cunt's saltiness must be on-par with Disney's.

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and so the Vatican was born.....

Laughable.