Why is yuri so complicated?

Why is yuri so complicated?

because that mangaka is completely insane

In general it's pretty easy.

>Do these two girls have any remotely friendly interactions with one another?
>Dey fug.

As a yuri, the tension of 'will they or won't they?' and misunderstandings really gets the blood going. I live for shit like this.

You need complexity to escape the dick. On equal grounds yuri cannot stand against it.

WTF am i looking at

>Tumblr yuri

A man made of girl molecules running away from a house of girls

and yaoi

High IQ: yuri
Low IQ: hetshit
Brainstem Impulse: fujoshit

go for the elf, ignore everything else

Unfortunately most yurifags are tumblr yurifags

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Surprisingly true.

>Sisters
>Married
This mangaka is supreme.

>Gloomy sister seductively blackmailing her gloomier sister
Tell me more.

Because they never get into actual relationships so it's all rather nebulous.

this shit always the same

>two girls who barely know each other
>suddenly one girl kisses the other
>theyre both lovers now

sometimes its a twist
they could be sisters or their relationship is mentor/student

That's mocchi au lait for you. She doesn't care about plot, she just likes to fap to lesbian incest.

High IQ: gay
Low IQ: hetshit

Low IQ: reproduction
High IQ: realize that every living creature will inevitably suffer and do the world a favor by not reproducing

dykes are crazy.

...

Because most of it isn't real, and just autists interpreting every little smile as a potential romance.

Because it's a mental disorder.

No, it isn't.

Search your feelings. You know this to be true.

It's true, just look how many tranny /u/fags there is.

Funny you should mention that. I just ran into a /u/fag who admitted to lurking /lgbt/ last week. They were completely delusional.