N-no thanks m-ma'am, I h-have to g-get back home. P-plus I p-prefer Queen.
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Joseph Jones
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Christian Smith
Nice. What's the worst that could happen?
Caleb White
People who post OPs like these should be banned.
Don't forget the spice cabinet.
Nathan Lewis
>not blackmailing her for LPs
Ryder Phillips
Why dark side, if you really wanted me in that car, you would have animals.
Nathan Collins
This man speaks the truth
Adrian Roberts
You've got Wish You Were Here in there, right?
Benjamin Hernandez
It's a rap album inside
Zachary Russell
W-well I suppose some beer and rock CDs won't do any harm.
Caleb Reed
Woah awesome! Yeah I don't have anything to do anyway, I was just going home so I'll hop in.
Wait a minute.... How are you going to play vinyl in your car...? Something isn't right here....
Xavier Evans
>"Don't be so scared onii-chan! We won't hurt you."
Michael Allen
Its ok
Easton Gray
Bet that isn't even Founders you cheeky git.
David Diaz
Oh hell no, I wont fall for your vile tricks.
Lincoln Turner
Call me back when you grow some tastes.
Angel Peterson
Are there shota gangs going around, abducting and hugging older women?
Jack Walker
...
Hudson Lee
She's a pretty bold loli, trying to trick those men in public
Blake Harris
>classic rock
No thanks, I'll pass.
Gavin Gonzalez
>get into the loli van
>they hold a gun to your head and force you to drive
>they put youtube.com
>they start doing drive-bys on shota street
Don't fall for their tricks, Sup Forums. They also stole my hip flask.
Noah Wright
Never trust a loli
Leo Martin
Be careful anons
Noah Scott
artist?
Jonathan Hall
No, that's a loli
Adrian Howard
...
Easton Scott
Oh shit they're getting smarter.
supobi
Lucas Martinez
THE HUNTER HAS NOW BECOME THE HUNTED.
Asher Bennett
I suggest you kids knock it off before your teacher finds out.
Aiden Sullivan
Do they play?
Bentley Wright
>dsotm
Try harder, loli.
Robert Sanders
Sorry loli it's not Melechesh.
Matthew Martin
...
Easton Gutierrez
All dads, remember to bring your Loli Protection Pepper when going out to do errands to Home Depot.
Joshua Evans
Sounds good to me. Hopefully it's an artist I like.
Jack Green
Lads, I don't think I'm gonna make it!
Leo Campbell
They're quite business savvy nowadays. Be careful.
Jayden Jones
Warning!
This hand gesture does NOT mean "would you like to drink a cold one". BE CAREFUL
Liam Stewart
So it's possibly the greatest musical album of all time?
Nicholas Flores
so what does it mean then?
Jackson Nelson
What flowers? I dont see any flowers here.
Angel Cooper
Why do lolis like to kidnap old men?
Hunter Lopez
oh fuck thats not the holy diver picture im not very good at this
Jackson Carter
Budweiser is a horrible beer.
Bring some Blue Moon next time and Saucerful of Secrets
Hudson Lewis
Oh yes user, they play.
And when your down here with me
YOU'LL PLAY TOO
Joseph Lewis
to farm headpats and s????
Lincoln Allen
>rap
Jason Carter
Do-doshio???
Cooper Baker
why don't lolis pat each others heads?
Landon Parker
tiny hands
Jackson Thompson
Their pats are not strong enough and hands are small.
Andrew Hernandez
...
Christian Gonzalez
Oh my god! Is he ok?!
Wyatt Bell
D-do you ave some afx or squarepusher down t-there?
Dominic Flores
wrong hand to head ratio. Also, best headpats require loli to sit on your laps.
It would be akward without enough height difference.
Parker James
...
Hudson Miller
>Sup Forums acting like they totally wouldn't become a headpat whore if they could
Lucas Green
SO-SOMEONE! PLEASE HELP HIM!!
Kevin Lee
But there are so many of them.
He's propably infected with cooties too by now. We lost him.
Nathan Hernandez
Then we use some bait. What do little girls like? Cuddly animal cushions and sweet things. Use their tactics to our advantage.
Benjamin Davis
NO!
We need to actually fight them off, not feed them.
What we need is icky shotas counter them.
If all else fails, mature bitches.
Blake Adams
see
Ayden Howard
Lolis are evil creatures, and just like cats they enjoy harming their prey and seeing it struggling in vain.
Joseph Adams
But lolis dont hang out at Home Depot, do they?
John Roberts
Of course not, user! Only grown men go to Home Depot.
Now, why don't you step in and grab a beer?
Landon Gray
I dont drink, but I would like some BBQ, for sure.
Jason Carter
...
Elijah Anderson
muh
Grayson Jones
Gee whiz, have you got any of The Sweet in there?
Gabriel Phillips
jesus christ I can't stop laughing fucking hell
Landon Harris
faggot music
Bentley Carter
>Pink Floyd
Utter trash
Dylan Hughes
dumb cat poster
Adam Myers
No, they just look like faggots, but the music is good.
Jacob Moore
...
Aiden Morales
You said there would be free beer and rock cd's!
how could you...
Joseph Jones
Pink Floyd is boring, pull out the Queen, ELO, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, UFO or Bowie records and we're in business
Jeremiah Gray
sorry ma'am, I only listen to eurobeat
Carter Howard
Temptresses
Easton Walker
This is a loli thread, not a pig thread.
Eli Young
Is that a slim jim, I sure love slim jims.
Robert Watson
...
Connor Cooper
Don't call her a pig
Jace Cook
But she is very fat.
Lincoln Reyes
She's chubby
Brandon Young
You can use whatever term you want, but that isn't going to make her any less fat.
Hunter Perry
Bob Seger, nachos, BBQ, AND Dewalt power tools? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Kevin Watson
i-i guess ill come , but just for one track ok?
James Torres
She's just a little pudgy, not a good ready to use the F word.
Jordan Perez
F
Josiah Phillips
>make a show about a cyborg lolimaster fighting a kaiju army
>kill all the lolis
Black Bullet is underrated
Colton Jackson
Any tips for self-defense against lolis?
Asher Allen
Travel with a bro/ other male.
Gabriel Edwards
use their cell phone to call their moms
Gavin Harris
These are great
Connor Hernandez
Rock is shit Pop is where it's at.
Xavier Miller
>Bicep curls for little girls
Grayson Gonzalez
Boop the nose
Brayden James
...
Brody Lewis
There is no need for self-defense. Loli are peaceful and holy creatures, they would not harm anyone.
Jordan Nguyen
Peppers. Put them In all your food.