Why aren't you holding her Sup Forums?

Why aren't you holding her Sup Forums?

because misato is in my arms

She is kinda a cunt and the cause of at least 70% of her own problems.

cuz i cant even save myself

Busy bathing with best girl (male)

I am so tired of this bitch

Because she's holding me

I don't waifu impure sluts.

Kaworu is literally a Chad.

Because I don't live in an anime. Fucking retard

I have too many dimensions.

How can any girl be so perfect?

I imagine doing so every time I go to bed

Fuck that kraut bitch.

Ooh my Kaji-san, you are so... big~

fpbp

Hands are full. Sorry.

Yeah, they're full alright.

That was just hate sex, he was more passionate with Rei and Misato.

Passionate? You chose the wrong word.

Because I'd rather hug the best girl

They made moans during the scenes, Asuka looked like she drank a few cups of max coffee and had a bad stomach ache.

Is she dead when she fought against Mass Produced Evas?

Just the sight of him drives her crazy with attraction.
It's a very upsetting phenomenon to be attracted to someone against your will.

Except she isn't like that with Kaji, she hates everything about him. From the fact he is a better pilot, the fact he's so passive, the fact he gives Rei the clone attention and not her.

Asuka Langley Soryu falls in love with Shinji Ikari.

Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Shinji's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Shinji, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Shinji's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Asuka's own AU self, Asuka Shikinami Langley, who is perfectly aware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, THIRD IMPACT ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the KIMOCHI WARUI.

Because piloting mechas is a man's job.

I thought I was looking at an open chest cavity with some alien monster with red beady eyes

worst anime ive ever seen.

complete fucking shit

>nothing happens for 23 episodes
>suddenly le epic so randum imagez
>we all die
deep ,thought provoking, wow

She's a neurotic bitch, I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole.

Because she is a retard, slut and impure

> In other words, its not Rei

>FB_IMG

Perfect example of the kind of person who dislikes Asuka

Asukafag using an logical fallacy? Wow!