This """"""""""guy"""""""" comes up and slaps your waifu's ass wat do?

This """"""""""guy"""""""" comes up and slaps your waifu's ass wat do?

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pound both of their asses

suck his dick

>Astolfo
>Straight

Bisexual threesome

Make babies with her boipussy every day.

Fuck his ass to assert my dominance.

I guess DAP mai waifu?

>all these niggas falling for his keikaku
He was aiming for your dick from the beginning fools.

You slap my waifu's ass I slap yours

>my waifu walks up to me and slaps her own ass

I like when they do that.

Tell him to bend over and kick him in the balls

In the balls.

But what if Astolfo IS my waifu?!

women and futa getting jealous with Astolfo and kicking hiser groins.

but astolfo is my waifu?

...

All threesomes are bisexual, retard.

Damn, picking this back up.

Nothing bisexual about doing the eiffel tower over some slut with your bro.

Where the fuck are Mordred and Dog?

Literally the only alpha solution to being cheated on.

Impossible. He's a bro and will never slap my waifu's ass. He'll slap my ass though

He even looks like a total jock there with his towel. Nothing wrong with a few cheek checks between bros.

Fuck him, then cum inside my waifu while she finishes him off
Then we take him to "the dungeon"

Nothing wrong with a few mutual dicktugging either
No homo

Throw away my waifu and become this fag's daddy

Impossible. She has godlike reflexes. He wouldn't be able to touch her.

>netflix calls astolfo a "she"
What

Let him fuck us both.

Xe identifies as female, so that is the proper pronoun.

Salsa, por favor?

Get down on my knees and get lub ready

How sound on english?

Quality paid subs

the only good NTR manga

This from Junketsu no Maria?

wat

There are threesomes with three guys or three girls you know.

There are also threesomes where you fuck Astolfo hard enough that he fucks your wife because of your boipucci-impregnating thrusts

tackle him and then mating press his tight boyhole

Watch as she beats the shit out of him. My waifu hates perverts. She's no Servant but she could definitely hurt one thanks to her ability.

Put him in the mating press.

>""""""""
You need to go back.

>implying I have a waifu

>Fuck his ass to assert my dominance.
the only good answer.

No way. That's an edit, right? Please tell me this is an edit

How big is Astolfo's dick, realistically speaking?

snap his neck.
astolfo's a dude?
sick.

...

Realistically? About 6 inches.

Nothing. He's not interested in girls. I'd clench my buttcheeks just in case though.

I knew it!

maria the virgin witch it pretty good

in Fate he is bi, as he does find some women attractive.

Ask what is behind his balls.

""""force"""" him to have a threesome

Make a deal beforehand: anything he does with her, I do with him.

boipussi

Wrong! There is a real pussy before hiser boi pussy.

What do you do if that involves body parts he doesn't have?

A hole is a hole, especially since he's cute.

He is straight. He has fucked women and men during his life freely.

As straight as a "C"?

What if he puts it in her urethra?

Why is 6 inches realistic?

How the fuck can there be a pussy there?

Highly unlikely, but there's always sounding.

What the FUCK is wrong with his body? Just because its a feminine man doesn't mean you have to give him the body of a grey alien.

Just don't hurt his penis, please.

>Le secreut

Somewhere around the white male average.

Realistically it would be 7 inches, 6 would be somewhat on the short size. But it would be pretty funny (and hot) if he had a massive 9 inch dong

I'd never be rough with someone so cute.

Hmm, if you were to do this in real life
Would you go to jail in US? Is there a precedent?

Haha yeah, 10x7.5 would be pretty funny (and hot).

It is smaller than normal and so is his balls.

Just guessing based on what's average. In fact, any time I look it up the number is actually lower than 6, with exception to some self measuring study.
Which just makes it that much hotter for me personally if he's smaller than me.

If it was reported, then I'm sure it would count as rape, but who's actually going to admit they got sodomized for trying to steal another man's wife?

cum in his

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Astolfo? More like ASS-DOLT-FU
HAW HAW
Yeah I would fuck him if I was still single a.k.a. without my waifu though.

Also, how long would an user last fucking his cute little ass though.

>zero hips

Meh. I like an wide hip to hold on when I'm pounding that boypussy.

Why does Astolfo dress like a girl?
Is it to raise morale?
Is it cheap to dress like a girl for a guy his size?
I've been thinking about this and I still can't find an answer.

To calm down his friend's autistic rage

It's fun

Actually, he did it for this sexy frenchman.

>wat do
Tenderly kiss him on the lips, have him wet my downtown with his mouth and make sweet passionate love to his boipussy while the girlfriend watches and cries (reverse cuck)

Straight as a stick. What the hell were they thinking?

Reminder, (You) will be in the reciving end.

He went on a raping spree with Roland to lift up his spirits and dressed up as a girl while doing it for shits and giggles.

To release the pent up sexual frustration of his army. Sexually deprived armies lose. That is why imperialist Japan allowed their men to rape Chinese women.

That is why the Greek fucked each other in the ass, etc.

A man with his mind on the V can't focus on the W(in). They also doubt their charge. Why die if they can't get laid.

This doujin was good. Very good.

this is the reasons bisexuals are more common in the army?

Stupid military with their attack helicopters

>this is the reasons bisexuals are more common in the army?
US Army? Probably not. US Army members are given leave to go rape/fuck the locals. Pansexuality is a byproduct of being exclusively around men for extended periods.

Men have needs, and if all there are are a bunch of other horny 18 year old men in your area it is easy to slip into psychosis. These are men you know in intimate ways. You shower together, sleep together, suffer together, die together. When your sexually frustrated in that situation it isn't that much of a stretch to want to relieve that pain together. It happens. I wouldn't say they're gay because of it. You can't imagine the kind of stresses they are under. Not just from war, but the intense isolation of it all. Being in foreign lands, etc.

That is why the US Army has a policy of "Don't Ask Don't Tell." It is immoral for Americans to do... but it is going to happen. So let's not talk about it.

probably they enlist bc they want to pound astolfo military boipucci

This is the reason I like to dress like a girl. It's just fun to do and the clothes feel nice and so does feeling cute.