Deadwood

Interesting photo of dead body taken at morgue

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how can live bois even compete

8/8

rigor mortis

14/88

Angle lust is the term

Theres a name for it??? Learned something new today. I can't tell if it just isn't falling to either side, or if it's stiff.

Priapism

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>Theres a name for it???
it's penis

Nice dad bod

But it's stiff yet dead.

I hope that's a morgue, and not a hotel room bed covered with a plastic peepee sheet.

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Now you know why Freemasons (and the sun-phallus cults from which they were inspired by) venerate the penis. Hint: Obelisks like the Washington monument are a symbol of Osiris' eternal dick in Khemetic lore.

How long will this dead penis stand up like that??

rigor mortis, your muscle stiffen and your dick has some muscles in there right?

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I'm not a male so I don't know about muscles in dicks but I'll take your word for it. Will this penis just stay in that position forever then?

It's just a sphincter that controls whether or not blood is allowed to flow into the erectile tissue, at which point the erection is a product of blood pressure. A rapid CNS death with generally cause the sphincter to lose muscle tension and open, allowing blood from the last moments of life (or I suppose possibly just gravity) to result in a death erection.

As long as there's blood pressure in the penis, it will remain erect. I'm not sure if that depends on the sphincter closing back down after the erection to keep the blood from draining back out of the penis or not.

Comforting to know that I will have a boner as I decompose

Maybe the mortician just cuts it off so grandpa doesn't have a stiffy in the casket

Is this body decomposing yet? Did they cut it off for the funeral or whatever???

It doesn't always happen. It's more common for things like hangings, gunshot to the head, or other circumstances where the motor neuron signal to the erectile sphincter cuts off suddenly and you still have the blood pressure to get hard enough.

Kind of like it's also pretty common to piss and shit yourself from those respective sphincters relaxing under the right conditions. I don't know what professionals do, but they have to deal with these kinds of things regularly.

Q PREDICTED THIS

how the fuck is this politically related?

moron

Incidentally, a similar mechanism is behind morning wood. During healthy REM sleep, the nervous system is relaxed enough that the erectile sphincter relaxes. During a normal sleep cycle, you'll be mainly in REM toward the morning; hence wake up good and hard, and then it tends to go back down as you wake up and confront the stresses of beginning the day.

Tits nao!

TITS OR GTFO!

They call it "Angel Lust." Happens a lot.
t. ME technician.

niggur that is Q