I have a serious question for the Catholics of Sup Forums
I'm a 25 year old male. I am Catholic. In accordance with Catholic moral doctrine, I am expected to refrain from masturbation and sexual intercourse until I'm married.
There is literally little to no chance of me getting married for the foreseeable future.
Thus, if I am to act in a Catholic manner, I must refrain from it all. For years. I can't do anything. How the fuck does this work?
You pull your pud.
You confess.
You like the fucking candles at $10 each.
You eat the bread... Repeat.
nofap is meant to make you go out and find a qt. the religion is designed for marriage at 16
Yep.
And at 25, Op is the male version of an old maid.
There might be some 60 year old widow he could marry.
Its the trying that unites your suffering with Christ. You can fail piously, user. The worst thing you can do is give up and go on a lifelong masturbation bender
If Catholics were "expected" to refrain from sin their whole church would dissolve. You are expected TO sin, and to just remain aware of it as such.
I haven't masturbated in four or five days. I can't remember. But I'm not horny at all. It's weird.
>he thinks catholics follow their cucked religion
fuckin lol stop larping cathcucks are some of the most degenerates ever
Join priesthood. Monk tobes are cool too
Many LARPers - I'll agree.
Protestants are a joke. Modern Protestants aren't even Christian. Many of them marry fags in their churches and allow female pastors.
It just werks.
Think of it like an investment on the piety of your future family and make sure to apologise to your wife when you get married for being a degenerate all those years.
I think that modelling real fatherhood means taking chastity to the highest level. Even if you don't get married, you can become a priest and you'll still need to be chaste so there's really no excuse not to stop pulling the meat.
The digits confirm, thanks Europe.
You don't need sex or masturbation/porn. The people in this thread can tell you it's not worth it and doesn't bring any real happiness except for temporary pleasure and addiction
you are not a catholic
you are a canadian
and a liar
Um. You have a Indian faggot PM, Mick. Your country isn't even your own. Don't tell me what I am.
Literally convinced at this point that "Prostitute" is a reference to all of "Protestant".
Get married. Problem solved.
That's not how repentance works you faggot
Stay mad papists. Daily reminder that all papists are idolaters and should go back to Mexico where they belong and take their toe sucking pope, Mary statues, and pedophile priests with them.
>This
You're not Christian you Protestant scum.
Our church has existed for 2000 years. The Protestant degenerate movement didn't start until about 1500 years after our church was founded.
You dumb faggots make such a mockery of Christianity with you gay weddings in your "churches."
i was only testing you pal
no offence
>Protestants make a mockery of Christianity
mind your fucking language
this is a catholic thread
last warning
You clearly didn't read my post.
leaf
This poster understands christianity more than catholics do.
Catholics do the world a favor and go kys.
Catholicism hasn't been around for 2000 years, newfag.
I'll take the bait.
Pic related is pretty big at many Protestant toolsheds around the time of Christmas. It represents Jesus birth. It's called a Nativity Scene.
Now, for people who are so upset over "idols", they love the fucking Nativity Scene. I see it in people's yards, and I defo know I see it at their churches.
It's literally heritage you fucking imbecile moron. Long before instagram, facebook, fucking cameras, this is how the church showed us.
Do you have photos of Christ? Have you ever seen a nativity scene in a Protester surrounding? Then you fucking worship idols.
Worshiping idols is like how those who worship Satan use idols, whatever, occult, not the only true Christian church, fag.
hurrdurrr you worships idols unlyke me m8
>Pic related
>Doesn't have a picture
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF CATHOLIKEKS
also
Isaiah 44:9-20 - They that make a graven image [are] all of them vanity; and their delectable things shall not profit; and they [are] their own witnesses; they see not, nor know; that they may be ashamed.
You realize even the most Calvinistic of fucks are extreme vain, correct?
>How the fuck does this work?
You find some desperate ugly woman who is willing to marry/fuck you.
> Catholicism hasn't been around for 2000 years, newfag.
this is what pr*testants actually believe
You don't fap, it's not that hard. If you're really having trouble just pray for help, dude. God can do literally anything and he's the only reason I was able to overcome porn addiction after my conversion.
I forgot to mention that when you say "Protestant setting" its probably some faggot Anglican church that is closer to your whore of Babylon church than it is to true biblical Christianity. I don't have any pictures of Jesus in my home nor do I have any graven image of Christ such as a nativity scene because it is idolatry plain and simple.
You worship the long haired hippie Jesus in your paintings, I worship the true and holy son of God from the bible.
This beaner needs to spend less time at mass and more time in English class. What the fuck are you saying to me Jose?
You've probably been brainwashed into thinking it's natural to fap. It needs time to heal.
+ you're a man, even at 35 you can find a 20yo.
>huurrduurr
>if u have culture u r vain
>lucky me calvinist is free from said specific images
Do you make a big deal out of Lent like all Catholics do even though Jesus specifically says not to do this in the bible? That's all you need to know about Catholicism. Jerk away young blood.
>The Protestant degenerate movement didn't start until about 1500 years after our church was founded.
Firstly, the Protestant movement was a reaction against Catholic degeneracy.
Secondly, the Baptists dispute your timeline (see pic)
Your church was established by some angry german cunt, our Church was established by Jesus Christ.
>Idolatry=Culture
The Babylonians had a culture too didn't they?
Also im not a Calvanist you dumb papist beaner
Masturbation is a psychological addiction like weed
No m8, you aren't getting the point.
Protestant does not mean Christian.
No where does Protestant ever mean Christian.
traditioninaction.org
Your group is referred to as an ecclesial community, not THE Christian community, or church.
>b*ptists
>from masturbation and sexual intercourse until I'm married
Are you allowed to masturbate married?
I thought not
Renounce papistry...or do what most Catholics do and pick and choose among the teachings.
>All Protestants follow Joel Osteen
I hate that faggot even more than I hate your nigger toe sucking Pope Francis. Also the Papacy didn't even develop for hundreds of years after the Death of Christ and it has included all manner of sodomite popes, bishops, preists, and altarboys. Id hardly call it Christs perfect church.
We are all sinners, and none of us perfect.
Ideally, you would, but we all stray.
Read about St.Augustine, and his pimp days. It was a long road to saint hood for him.
Catholicism isn't like that American nonsense. You won't burn in hell if you seek forgiveness, and show penance with trying to improve.
Here ape
>we should all go back to worshiping Jesus in caves
>in fact, we should all go back to living in caves
>literally better than idol worship
>i say this as both of my hands are pressed against some zainy computer, most might consider an "idol".
>hence I idol worship
I wanted to put this in the varg thread: norse-mythology.org
Some bible-thumper claimed that adultery was a-ok with vikings.
>There is literally little to no chance of me getting married for the foreseeable future.
begome a briest :DDDD
I am a Christian I follow the one true and holy God Jesus Christ. Christ is the only intercessor between God and man not some faggot pope and pagan church.
Literally cannot talk about Christianity to the masses in America.
Literally, GROUP THINK.
Definitely see where the "Americans are dumbasses" stereotypes come from.
Holy fuck I miss Europe, take me back :'(
I'll gladly revist Toledo, Segovia, and Salamanca again.
>adopt me
The pope is like George Washington.
Where are you from?
>Can't refute my arguments and resorts to some reductio ad absurdum fallacies and makes a fool of himself
Did Father Jose molest your brains out?
>There is literally little to no chance of me getting married for the foreseeable future.
Why not? Are there no young women who need husbands?
You're on an image board, Tardo. This place is dedicated to nothing BUT graven images. Did your mother have any kids who lived?
Please leave spic go back to Mexico or Spain and take your idols with you
That guy kinda looks like my grandfather
Renounce the Western Church in its entirety, it does nothing but promote a cheap ideology. In so doing it also perverts Christ's message and twists it around until Yeshua becomes just another Buddha
All a part of the obfuscation of society m8. Read the ancient texts- the World always begins with the interaction between chaos & order. The brave new world we're being prepped for is being designed in a similar fashion. Quite disgusting imo
Of course it's not perfect, the Church is composed of humans, therefore, composed of sinners. Scandals are nothing new for the Vatican. You don't burn down the whole Church because of a couple priests. However, we still of have hundreds of years of teachings and traditions. We wuz also romanz n shieet.
kek
Interesting. When you live in a 99% Protestant town, you tend to avoid all the Protestant men as they are hugely pedos, but whatever.
Renounce papistry...or do what most Catholics do and pick and choose among the teachings.
What is keeping you from getting married?
How can you change that? I suspect you could get married within a couple years if you put your mind to it.
I'd like to know where in America there is a 97% Catholic population that all of these people are bragging about being persecuted or assaulted like they announce.
>Graven image- carved idol or representation of a god used as an object of worship.
Hmm maybe im missing all the carved idols and representations of gods on this board.
I'm convinced that pr*ts secretly want to be Muslims.
>religion based on book
>no images whatsoever
>interpretation of religion can vary from preacher to preacher
Jesus isn't a character in a book, you retard. God became flesh and dwelt among us. Fucking protestants. You aren't ALL window lickers, but it's usually a safe bet.
>the great satan of a nation calling other nations unholy
Your troops fight for Israel, your daughters fuck niggers and mexicans, you're all ugly, uneducated, and without culture. The only good thing this shithole country has produced is the West Boro Baptist Church.
>Hasty generalization is an informal fallacy of faulty generalization by reaching an inductive generalization based on insufficient evidence—essentially making a rushed conclusion without considering all of the variables.
Another fallacy from the altarboy who cant hold a fart to save his life. Are you ready to stop embarrassing yourself Juan?
Jesus specifically says not to make a big deal out of Lent? I'd love to see a citation for that.
American "Catholics" are in practice Anglican at best. RCC supports illegals here since they're loyal citizens of Rome™
How does what work? Are you incapable of self-control? What the fuck is your actual question?
Taking advantage of this occasion
Does anyone know why there are Christian denominations that look with bad eyes on art and statues that represent Christ and God?
Loads of Protestants, in fact more than any other group in the US, become Antifa. So what? Antifa based their ideas around Protestantisms and Protesting those in control, like what goes around....
You're on a fucking computer....
“But I, miserable young man, supremely miserable even in the very outset of my youth, had entreated chastity of You, and said, Grant me chastity and continency, but not yet. For I was afraid lest You should hear me soon, and soon deliver me from the disease of concupiscence, which I desired to have satisfied rather than extinguished.”
--St. Augustine of Hippo
I want to be a Muslim about as much as I want to be a dirty spic papist, also the "interpretations vary" argument doesn't really work when your own church is divided amongt sedevacantists, traditionalists, modernists, and infact my local Catholic church actually uses the KJV.
Your argument makes no sense here re read what I said you dumb spic
HAHA touched a nerve there did I Pedro? Hopefully ICE deports your smelly ass back to Mexico very soon
I'm a 35 year old ex-Protestant who holds atheistic views but value tradition and living a life of piety, regardless of any future outcome in the after-life. Would a catholic church be a good place for me or will they demand I have faith to be a member?
>Protestants join antifa
>Citation needed
>idolatry is bad
>proceeds to worship every t-shirt with a picture of Jesus on it
>saints aren't real lmao
>"sending thoughts and prayers : )"
>"i'll pray for you : )"
fucking protties
>Thus, if I am to act in a Catholic manner, I must refrain from it all. For years. I can't do anything. How the fuck does this work?
You've described the ideal case. If you sin, confess, etc. etc.
Overall I think it's a good ideal, even if you don't follow it. Giving up porn/masturbation for Lent helped me realize that I was in fact addicted, so I know to be more careful in the future.
In fact, Protestants would have the most amount of rituals and idols than the last 2,000 years of Catholicism. Debate me.
They tell me that it alludes to the second commandment but that the Catholics modified it arbitrarily, so what I saw is not propaganda?
>I want to be a Muslim about as much as I want to be a dirty spic papist, also the "interpretations vary" argument doesn't really work when your own church is divided amongt sedevacantists, traditionalists, modernists, and infact my local Catholic church actually uses the KJV.
Touched a nerve there did I, Cletus?
1.I'm Orthodox
2.The sedes, trads, and modernists all believe in the fundamental tenets of the faith, or at least say they do. Not the case in pr*testant "churches."
3.There's nothing wrong with the KJV except for the literal idolatry it receives in pr*testant circles.
Do it anyway feel Catholic guilt and repent.
I dont have any T-shirts with Christ on them as that is Idolatry and Christ is not a long haired hippie as Catholics and others portray him, I have never doubted the existence of any so called "Saints", additionally I dont see how praying for a brother or sister has anything to do with idolatry.
Look at this beauty.
live in The Spirit, not the flesh
I do both everyday.
Oh Im sorry I didn't realize you followed the Turkish church so I will rephrase what I said. "I want to be a Muslim about as much as I want to be a dirty turkish larper" I hope that is better.
The point is that a protestant with denounce Saints and then turn around and ask people to pray for them. Don't even understand the religion, or the point they're trying to make by "denouncing sainthood." And yes, they worship everything with an image of the Lord on it, despite "hating" idolatry. Protties have the weakest understanding of His word bar none. Read Maccabees lately?
This reply is so full of fuckery
>Loads of Protestants, in fact more than any other group in the US, become Antifa.
Proddies make up the majority of American Christians, do you realize how stupid an argument you're trying to make? I live with and around American Catholics. I mean actual AMERICAN Catholics, not some fucking spics or guineas but people who's families have been here for centuries. Catholicism and the Papacy has always been viewed as anti-American, so assimilation meant dropping that aspect entirely. Catholicism in the US is upheld by old people who had an immigrant grandparent & mestizos
>Antifa based their ideas around Protestantisms and Protesting those in control, like what goes around....
ANTIFA originated in Europe, I remembe all the threads about them on Sup Forums in 2012. Then 2016 comes around with Trump as the nominee and all of a sudden here they are
Alright bro. Here's your options.
A: Do the right thing, get married.
B: Do the right thing, don't masturbate.
C: Do the wrong thing, bang chicks.
D: Do the wrong thing, jerk it.
Pick one. What exactly is the reason for this post? You've laid it all out. Are you just complaining?