I'm bored, you know what to do
Sup Forums humor thread
Levi Evans
Asher Brown
Justin Peterson
Who here actually goes to parties
Cooper Thomas
Grayson Torres
Andrew Cruz
Carson Ward
Brandon Reyes
Jeremiah Bell
Adam Cruz
noice
Matthew Fisher
Nicholas Bennett
Owen Collins
Jonathan Powell
Chase Scott
Anthony Cook
Joshua Miller
Me
Camden Mitchell
Anthony Jackson
Brody Hughes
Hunter Harris
Juan Martin
Bentley Hall
Noah Thompson
Lucas Adams
Adam Wood
Christopher Rogers
i did and could
Thomas Anderson
I went to 2 or 3 up until now. I just started college so maybe there'll be opportunities for more - I don't want to be degenerate though, but getting drunk with a bunch of """friends""" who you secretely hate for being low iq plebs actually feels good
Alexander Stewart
Jack Martin
not me, i immediately start ranting about tax, foreigners, the state of the beer industry and how i think trump is actually cool.
doesn't win many social points in 1984.
no-one's got the balls to have a go at me because i'm bigger than them.
pwned
Jeremiah Sanchez
Quality dental work
Aaron Jackson
you like the beano, bitch? tough shit, have some diversity
Justin Johnson
Me, and I invariably end up the drunk guy that says "I mean, I don't HATE Jews, but you've got to question things sometimes"
Benjamin Scott
sounds based as fuck, need to get some land and grow dope and hunt nigs
Nathan Hernandez
hurrr
Jace Jackson
im surprised more people dont participate
Oliver Carter
Asher Williams
Juan Adams
Dominic Davis
Joseph Perez
Matthew Sullivan
So many good things to choose from
Luis Edwards
Parties are degenerate.
I spend my friday evening with a multipack of chocolate, a big bag of crisps and a 2L bottle of Pepsi and spend the night shitposting here
Ryan Harris
Brody Walker
>get some land and grow dope and hunt nigs
paradise. it's what my ancestors would've wanted and promised. yet all i have is a butterknife
Charles Edwards
Kek
Nathaniel Campbell
Samuel White
>I spend my friday evening with a multipack of chocolate, a big bag of crisps and a 2L bottle of Pepsi and spend the night shitposting here
yum, soya lecithin, "flavourings", 2 fucking litres of aspartame and breaking your brain via a website.
a winrar is you
Joshua Davis
Lincoln Hill
it doesn't and is a waste of time
Jayden Ortiz
to be fair i can't talk, 10 pints and a bunch of shitposting later makes me as happy as the soya chocolate/cola munchers but i also have some ganja which helps
John Hill
Nolan Foster
Luke Martinez
owo wats this
Asher Sanders
Parker Mitchell
that's some epic phone-posting. did u edit that in an "app"? you fucking nigger? fucking hell. get a real computer. with "exes".
Jayden Reed
HAHAHA
Brayden Kelly
Oi u cheeky littel cunt! How sharp is that butter knife m8?
Juan Parker
No. If you are bisexual, you are only attracted to the two main genders. If you are attracted to more the term is pansexual.
Ryan Hall
Some call them parties. Me, I consider them get togethers. Usually once a month I go to one where we eat BBQ and smoke a weed while the kids swim and play vidya. My friend smokes with his kids, but I think it's weird. Maybe when my kid turns 18 I'll roll him a cigar, but I don't want him fucking up his brain. I didn't have my first weed until I was 28 and had a Dr. recommendation.
Joshua Young
What if just attracted to women and traps?
John Fisher
ROACHES BTFO
Matthew Hughes
sharp as fuck m8, did it meself w/ a flint.
w8 r u the rozzers? u can't do me, i don't even have a twatter/farceberg account
Zachary Jones
What if you are legit attracted to pots and pans though? Something clicked in me one day when I was frying a juicy kransky on a wornout non-stick frying pan and that kind of progessed down a slippery slope to me putting my own kransky in stock pots at Big-W.
Elijah Ortiz
Leo Parker
Don't forget The Second Revolutionary War. Oh and Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo
Isaiah Cruz
Caleb Wood
you're a n00b, and gay, but you're right not to blaze it around ur kids until they are at least 16. mebbe 15.
good on you for having a weed but 28 as ur first time? lol. better late than never chum, but the "doctors" are wrong AND retarded.
grow ur own, blaze as much as possible 24/7 and you'll b fine. just ignore doctors. in my country they're all indian or black so it's rly easy ;)
Lucas Jackson
Gavin Diaz
Fucking kek
Hudson Johnson
Can I jump straight to the 1488 lvl or do I need to go thru all the process?
Lincoln Reed
Man I get tired of whiny niggers, Americans just can't keep them quiet.
Kayden Barnes
Luke Harris
Christopher Lopez
Every once in a while. I've got just enough social anxiety to not really want to go, but not enough to not enjoy most parties if I do actually go. If someone goes through the hassle to invite me I feel like I should actually go.
Ayden Long
we should have picked our own cotton
Jackson Adams
Jordan Rivera
Then the differentia would be "people who exist as female" or "people who exist as non-male" which according to Aristotle would sufficiently constitute heterosexuality so long as the differentia is non-exclusive to the chicks with the dicks
Christian Kelly
BASED
Elijah Cooper
haha it's literally not safe to go to the doctor in my country because they're all indian or black or someshit haha wow i love paying vast amounts of tax for this it's so great aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Tyler Flores
severely underated
Christopher Turner
It's an abstract kind of feel, isn't it?
Daniel Roberts
Oh my god, kek.
Kek again.
Christopher Sullivan
Landon Cox
THIS
Jace Lewis
Who the fuck makes these kek
Eli Perry
The final countdown for whatever reason started playing in my head.
Parker Peterson
Why did you have bring in reality user
Christopher Green
That gif made me dry heave for a minute straight.
Mason Mitchell
Just a little snot amigo.
Michael Parker
u shld go back to plebbit for a while.
come back when that gif gives you a boner.
Gavin Thompson
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages
This is fucking gold
Ryan Jenkins
This gif and others similar with people just ruining bathrooms make me laugh so fucking hard and I don't know why. The webms and gifs of people pissing all over the place, on the toilet paper, on the sink, etc. are just so out of the norms it makes me happy.
Christian Ortiz
I did in highschool, went to a few in college but stopped.
Jace Edwards
it probably means ur gay and u luv scat. you filthy nigger
Nathaniel Watson
fascinatnig
Charles Parker
I'm a little disappointed myself. He was supposed to make anime real...
Just think of the poor bastard that has to clean that.
Brayden Sullivan
Thomas Fisher
when the fuck does he sleep if he's vetoing trolls at 1 am
Jaxon Green