/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HUCK YES! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
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>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/others @Combating Opioids event in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/m418JjxWI80
>Pres Trump speaks @Safe Station in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/817jrZ9pE_0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in NH 3/19/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 3/19/18
youtu.be/Y0OoKTO1q24
>StateDep "Save the Children" summit (w/Heather) 3/19/18
youtu.be/d6JjIIzxIHs
>DoD Behind the Scenes with Marine Corps Infantry 3/19/18
youtu.be/yFHPOYYbZh4
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #30 (Dr Gina) 3/17/18
youtu.be/0hYRxayhdGM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
youtu.be/C2-XR6igyhE
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
youtu.be/nuO6yk6bgU8
>This Week @State 3/16/18
youtu.be/rQNiDYsLRj0
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
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>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc

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AWOO

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What the fuck do you have to say for yourselves?

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>At a second demonstration at the APEX facility, students invited Ivanka Trump to help take a sample of vape juice used in e-cigarettes to test the nicotine content.

>Ivanka put on a white lab coat, latex gloves and safety goggles before extracting vape juice with a pipette and then placing it in a glass beaker.

>”I cant promise that Ill get this right, but at least well look the part, right?” Ivanka joked as she put on the safety glasses.
YAAAAS QUEEN

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AWOO!~!~!~

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AWOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7LGwAuVy8

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This country is shit and I don't care. Good. I hope the people that take this board seriously are the first to suffer.

Watch the stars, /ptg/

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>she used gloves a size too large.
5/10 cant get off to floppy gloves.

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Defend this

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>angering the Huck by attacking his daughter
Don't understand why Carrey thought this was a good idea

I'm stepping away from the computer.

POST SLOWER!

NEW BAKER NEEDED IF I'M NOT BACK BY 290

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Its true everybody likes to poke at christian faith when many jews are total athiests basically

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why thank you user for your kind words i hope we are the first to suffer too.

But CNN has been telling the White house has been on fires for months?

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>NO COLLUSION
>B-BUT DRUMPF (((OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE))) ON A CRIME WE MADE UP

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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If native born White Americans are trash why do they compare academically to the Japanese or White Australians? Also being a poor or working class rural retard is meme worthy but suburbs/exurbs are the best place in the US.

>facebook allows 3rd party app creators to mine their users data for a fee
>users agree to give 3rd party creaters their data in exchange for using the 3rd party app
>this is facebooks business model
>this is how facebook makes money
>facebook allows cambridge analytica to create an app
>cambridge analytica mines the data of users of their app with the users permission
>copying obama’s 2012 campaign cambridge analytica with trump to create targeted adds
>muh trump muh outrage muh rage quit
Everything that has occurred was 100% legal and done so with the user’s permission, but now facebook’s core business model is getting serious scrutiny from users and government alike. This is really bad and will likely lead to an earnings hit in the coming quarters. I can’t stop laughing at the lunacy of this whole situation. Kek!

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How To Pay For The Wall

>Remittance Tax
>Import Tariff
>Cartel Seizures

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Awooing is prohibited.
AWOO~

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Who cares what a Jew called Rothkopf thinks?

Jim Carrey's too far gone to even know what the fuck he's talking about anymore.
He's the comic equivalent of Syd Barrett at this point.

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#
No you see, the reason Trump chastised European leaders to their face about immigration is so that he can destabilize the middle east for more immigrants that he won't allow into this country to enter which they will by phasing through his southern border wall.

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>Diversity is our strength
>Country is getting worse the more diverse it gets
Really makes me think

People call Muslims "so called Muslims" all the time

It has been 5 hours or some shit, man. I can't finish this fucking onion. How in the god damn are you supposed to eat this thing? My tongue hurts so much, and I'm pretty sure it's because my taste buds have been melted off.

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If you cant lucid dream on will then you are a dreamlet. Lets change that. You as an american deserve amazing dreams every night that you will remember for years due to how amazing they are. please learn how to lucid dream.

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>cop breaks your tail light
>you get out
>”what the fuck?”
>”oh you complainin’ now boy? Das obstruction of justice”

Bend over user

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Lol they're destroying their own golden calves.

Haha poor huckabeast. Fucking right wingers always crying when their sensitive feelings get hurt.

This.

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LOL the salt is real. Y'all want to dish it out but can't take it. Fucking chumps.

Sarah is a fat dumb pig, you can't prove to me otherwise. You mental cases need to jump back into reality.

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What will we do without you to tell us your shit opinions.

Friendly reminder not to watch (((Tucker))) or support Drumpf since they don't openly advocate death to all Jews immediately

>b-but muh domestic growth, tariffs, and shutting down outsourcing which helps white families and birthrates while kicking spics and rapefugees out

LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER

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DONT COME BACK. SLEEP.
why is this one in leather BDSM?

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>(((FOX NEWS))): Let's roleplay and circlejerk pretending you can separate corruption from the left-wing party of any country

Why are you eating an onion?

>Trump’s Twitter Blockees Go To Court

>On June 6th, after President Trump tweeted some criticism of the news media, Buckwalter-Poza replied, “To be fair you didn’t win the WH: Russia won it for you.” What happened next, though, was unusual. President Trump, from his @realDonaldTrump Twitter handle, blocked Buckwalter-Poza
>That made her one of at least a hundred people Trump has blocked, and it led, ultimately, to a hearing in federal district court in Manhattan the other day.
>More to the point, the government admitted that Trump himself had blocked the plaintiffs. But the real question in the case was whether he had the right to do so. This, in turn, raised an existential question about the online world: what is Twitter?

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Top kek, how we say in Texas.. “Brennan is an idiot” hahaha

Mods.

If Mike really knows God like he claim then he should know to pray for carey not attack

This I agree now buy Skyrim goyim

Stick ear plugs into your nostrils and swallow big chunks whole. Its what i do every morning for my boost of test.

What if you lucid dream about the greys or skinwalkers?

Because there's tofu on sale.

>Mueller forced to admit they have nothing or get canned
>"Oh no how will I ride the gravy train now"
>literally just rephrase the same thing with the hope that you'll get another two years out of it until Trump is reelected and you have to come up with a new scame
I wonder how someone ends up like this

>Republicans get crushed in special elections
>midterm polling turns against Republicans
>Muller investigation shows no signs of stopping, 40 indictments
>Multiple new scandals against Republicans, including Stormy Daniels
>Despite historic majority, Republicans get virtually nothing passed
>Trump completely hamstrung in governing because of Russia investigation
>stage is set for Trump impeachment post-Blue Wave

mmm the smell of failure in the morning

>He doesn't know

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lol

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which as much as those circus seals at CPAC oorfed and clapped their flippers together over "We recognized Jerusalem as the capital of Israel" does that retard think that Trump could have stood a chance to win the nomination if he was anti-kike out of the gate?

The problem is that the kikes subverted christianity so that you have retards talk about "Judeo-Christian" values.
>Jesus Christ is the only way to God!
>Jews (Christ Rejectors) are God's chosen people!
The west has been fed a steady diet of "Jews are poor scapegoats and your friend!" since the end of ww2. And boomers who grew up only with 3 channels on TV, really had nothing saying otherwise. It's no surprise to me that all the old fucks are brainwashed into liking Jews.

The fact is, is that during the 2016 election our choice was going to be
Hillary x Jeb!

Then Trump came in and gave us a better option than all the 20 some odd republicans and the 5 Democrats running. We picked and backed the best choice, which also happened to be the most Nationalist option available.
Trump saved us from a Hillary presidency. (Jeb! was going to lose. And on purpose. Uniparty)
But Trump is the best thing out there to bring society over to /ourside/
it is very counter-productive to turn off people who need enticed to go down the rabbit hole just a little further than to hit them with "haha! Everything you think and know is wrong!"

It's just shitty and stupid for that twerp to do this.

Based on how quiet this place is, nothing big happened today, is that right?

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No avatarfag blogging.

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The next few months are going to be historic. Get the fucking popcorn.

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Why do you shit for brains right wingers screen shot shit like this with no sources? This could be someone's blog or the equally fake Faux news. This is why rightwingers shouldn't be allowed to vote, you have no idea what you're looking at, you're so gullible and susceptible to fake news. It's way too obvious that whoever posted this and whoever took the screenshot never went to college.

What did Trump do today?

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user,

This user is pretty funny. But he is rusing you.

If you want to eat raw onions, eat them with food. Raw onion goes good on a sammich.

>retreating into manufactured fantasies while risking sleep paralysis instead of organically having comfy dreams by being successful and falling asleep in the arms of your wife

Has failed to summon a Succubus tulpa for 8 years/10

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Why is the embassy in Seoul tweeting that

The worst part is not knowing the exact days things will come out

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my greatest ally please join us on our crusade to bring sleep to these sleep deprived deplorables.
thing

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It's just a dream, they can't hurt you.

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>I've been waiting for facebook to die for over 10 years

T H A N K
G O D

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That’s Breitbart’s formatting

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One funny thing about Trump is how many celebs who are going to run for office on the grounds of "I have as much experience as Trump did" only to see them get BTFO in the debates

ohh ok.

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Eat it in a sandwich.

Good question, I have no idea

Awoosya, who is this qt?

What is the deep state's day of reckoning

None of that is true. Here's your (you)

Mfw when nobody cares about stormy daniels

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Sorry i'm not /x/. Lucid dreams don't have to be directed they are just far more vivid. You can direct them if you so choose which will make you immune to nightmares.

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>why is this one in leather BDSM?

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Hitler did nothing wrong.

Go on

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Trump Accomplishments - pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf
Trump MAJOR Accomplishments (Year 1) - pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6

NEW!

>House passes STOP School Violence Act (archive.is/KCwlk)
>Senate passes bipartisan bill to roll back Dodd-Frank (archive.is/NBF1V)
>Trump Administration Sanctions Russians for Interfering in 2016 Election (archive.is/5ZFH3)
>President Trump finalizing opioid plan that includes death penalty for dealers (archive.is/WpkAj)
>ICE Arrests 115 in Large San Diego Immigration Sweep (archive.is/dDEa1)
>Jeff Sessions, acting on the recommendation of the FBI’s Office of Professional Responsibility, fired former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe Friday (archive.is/WLRY5)
>South Korean media are reporting that the 3 Americans detained in North Korea will soon be released (archive.is/zxxpA)
>Kim Jong-un has committed to denuclearization, says South Korea (archive.is/QFksF)

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Cut up a tomato with it, add salt, pepper, and olive oil.

It's an italian salad.

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>Cop gets search warrant to look for drugs on your house
>Knocks on door "I'm a cop I have a warrant"
>You shoot him dead
>"B-but i didn't even have drugs at my house. Why am I in trouble?"

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I'm sure you're handsome, post bitch tits.

>lucid dreaming
How? Please no /x/-tier stuff, keep it practical

Just got indicted by Mueller. What do I do?

A mod went on a banning spree this morning.

Is Cuomo so bad democrats want to replace him too?

Goodnight

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>33 members of my family were lost in the holocaust

OY VAY!!!!!!!

Nah. Just Facebook imploding.

>who is this qt?
It's You, user

It is my honor to accompany you on your noble quest

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what the fuck is this bullshit and has cnn or msnbc dedicated 3 hours to it yet?

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