/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHITPOSTING SO HARD IT STOPS NUCLEAR WAR EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c
>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
youtu.be/Dcin79jjFto

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/others @Combating Opioids event in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/m418JjxWI80
>Pres Trump speaks @Safe Station in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/817jrZ9pE_0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/SZQcTxMmzxY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 3/19/18
youtu.be/Y0OoKTO1q24
>StateDep "Save the Children" summit (w/Heather) 3/19/18
youtu.be/d6JjIIzxIHs
>DoD Behind the Scenes with Marine Corps Infantry 3/19/18
youtu.be/yFHPOYYbZh4
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #30 (Dr Gina) 3/17/18
youtu.be/0hYRxayhdGM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
youtu.be/C2-XR6igyhE
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
youtu.be/nuO6yk6bgU8
>This Week @State 3/16/18
youtu.be/rQNiDYsLRj0
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc

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MAGA

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I will never...

(((DERSHOWITZ)))

awuu

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How To Pay For The Wall

>Remittance Tax
>Import Tariff
>Cartel Seizures

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Q did NOT predict this

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Didn't realize Pepe's hand was green

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>Me before Trump
>Me after Trump

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AWOOO

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We love our bakers!

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Avatarfagging is against the rules

> mfw Trump2020

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cute

Fuck Mainline Protestants and baptists.

>tfw I'm among friends

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Reminder that South Africa is doomed.

twitter.com/GodfreyZihlwele/status/975448210817896448

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REAL AWOO HOURS!

HOWL IF YOU UP!

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please let this be it.
John McCain spirit is crushed and he is forced to spend the rest of his days in anguish.

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Fake news

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Trump Jr gets pussy after pumping 5 kids
Do the left want to elect him for office or something?

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>McCain survives another faggot nazis attempt to murder him

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AWOO!

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Still needs a Hillary shoe and Ben Garrison signature.

Is Kikebook kill soon?

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rex didn't even have the energy in the first place since he didn't eat the fucking salad

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the doggo howsls on its own

stil needs ficksing

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I extend this curse to Feinstein, Holder, and Obama.

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will live forever, the digits already decided it, let's hope he's an AI puppet forced to do science for eternity.

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I...I don't believe that. She looks ugly AF. Don Jr must have better taste than that thing.

AWOO, HIDE!

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Get a job

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Have to Say Madame President Clinton

Grow apples

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Can anyone shitposting better than Trump? Pls respond.

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>2042
>McCains brain kills Barron Trumps healthcare bill
>wins reelection

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>rekt Trump
>rekt Trump Jr.
>rekt Qanon
>all within the first few posts
why am I even in this thread still? lel

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get laid.

Throw Dn6Wvuil in the filter oven now
>Throw Dn6Wvuil in the filter oven now
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>Throw Dn6Wvuil in the filter oven now
Throw Dn6Wvuil in the filter oven now

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>MUH DUE PROCESS
>MUH LET'S WAIT FOR THE IG REPORT
Enabling Act when?

no unfren

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nn frens slep tite

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awoo stay away from my gun

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that's right. im here for the kvetching. so yummy in my tummy jew tears!

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nn

stop bullying chestlets.

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she looks like a dork lol
cute

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Mike Huckabee is pretty good at shitposting.

awoooooo! Tomorrow is going to be a good one. I can feel it.

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maek shure too brush ur teth

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>US said to offer trade relief to countries that help to pressure China

>US Trade Representative Robert Lighthizer has been leading negotiations under which countries may be excluded from the tariffs of 25 per cent on imported steel and 10 per cent on aluminium. American trading partners and US companies are pressing for exemptions and exclusions from the tariffs, which take effect on Friday (March 23).
>Mr Lighthizer has laid out five conditions that countries must address before being excluded from the tariffs, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity. The information was also contained in an internal European Commission document seen by Bloomberg. A second non-US official confirmed the broad outlines of the five conditions.
>The qualifications are: limiting steel and aluminium exports to the US to 2017 levels; actively addressing China's various trade-distorting policies; being more assertive and cooperative with the US at the G-20 Global Steel Forum; cooperating with the US in launching cases against Chinese practices at the WTO; enhancing security cooperation with the US.

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This is an astute observation.

Lots of blacks vote Democrat because they are sufficiently stupid to be duped by the propaganda and identity politics and fuck whitey an shiet.

But the blacks who grew up ghetto/blue collar that understand the Democrat plantation for what it is still kinda resent the shit out of white people. Imagine if you grew up constantly being told that white people a rayces and dem Republicans hate that we got civil rights now and dey kill Martin Luther Kang... you believed it all sincerely and all your friends still believe it. Especially as you've been taught by Hollywood/fakenews/education to take a white person suggesting that drugs or lack of jobs is a problem in your community as a racist dogwhistle from probably Klansmen. Even when you figure out that Trump is your self-interested vote, and the Dems are just using you and think you jest a dumb ass house nigga, you still don't really wanna vote Republican, either.

White person analogy would be like you grew up a metal head and thought Radiohead was the gayest shit ever, then you hear it on the radio during your morning commute ten years later and are enjoying it thinking "where did I hear this?" before you realize what it is. You're gonna feel guilty... and you're probably not gonna think "looks like I have some catching up to do" and start listening to their shit on Youtube that night.

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You can't defend this.

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James Woods, sometimes Assange.

AWOOOOOOOOOO~

>mfw /ptg/ is the only place left on this godforsaken site that has goat taste in films, vidya, /diy/, old /tg/, music, /out/, and even anime

I love all of you tbqh

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HEAR ME O' KEK OF MIGHT AND MYSTERY

HELP ME MAKE OLD JOHN MCCAIN HISTORY

BE IT A FALL OR BE IT A STROKE

CLEANSE THIS WORLD OF THIS DOPE

OR PERHAPS BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA

BY EITHER JOE OR THAT NIG OBAMA

Tucker no!

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did BLOMPF do thing today?

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>tfw you realize /ptg/ is full of degenerates like me

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James Woods is fucking savage

>53% think gov spying on Americans is widespread
thats ridiculous. the number should be fucking higher.

Huck and Brit have good dad tweets

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YOU BEDDA NOT QUESTION DOSE INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES, GOY.

sorry, we haven't stooped to fucking sheep yet

If you are in Illinois Third District, tomorrow you need to vote in the DEMOCRATIC primary for LIPINKSKI.

Why?
>big primary battle on the Democratic side
>the Republican is unopposed
>Democratic incumbent Lipinski is being challenged by a candidate with #MeToo backing
>Lipinkski voted for 20 week Abortion ban
>Lipinkski voted against Obamacare
>has voted with Trump more than 180 other Democrats in the House

It's better to have a Democrat who will vote with Trump 50% of the time, versus one who will never vote with him.

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Trump forms TPP using bilateral deals to encircle china. Pretty good.

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he did many thing

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Umm... no, sweetie.

>i've never seen a get work that tries to kill McCain
>only McCain eternal posters get the diggies

why, kek?
why?

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I like how anti-Trump Facebook is being attacked by the neolib/neocon establishment for not working hard enough to stop pro-Trump FB activity

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baptist aint mainline my dude


speek 4 urself we dont condone degenercy

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oh believe me, you will.

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MAKE ANDROIDS GREAT AGAIN

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That's why we're frens

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Speak for yourself

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>*and*

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aren't you the depressed avatarfag cunt?

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They destroyed California, you better believe he's pissed

HOW WILL POTATONIGGERS EVER RECOVER

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*breathes in*

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hi

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THAT son of a bitch is going to die just in time for a ton of questions to pop up in the IG's investigation. Typical. He can't even die properly.

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rip

>Brit
>Fox News

Never thought I would see the day that I’m deafening Fox news but here we are. When Fox News is more or less credible compared to every other outlet there is a big fucking problem

Are you /SG/ Aussie???

Why would kek side with some whiny cuck

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Their tears sustain me.

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