Wake up

>wake up
>this happened
what do you do??

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Get angry as my current run of Byzantium was erased

I don't own a gun or know how to use one so i guess id have to submit to Allah if they came knocking at my door.

Rally my local militia
FIFTY FOUR FORTY OR FIGHT!!!!!!
fuck those Canuck injuns

probably just invade it and engage in a long, drawn out, fruitless campaign then, after 15 years, realise i should have just nuked israel

>War with Sweden
How do countries still go bankrupt in EUIV?

Be like Hiawatha and unify native americans and Mongol war against the shit out of iraq

Stop posting shit from r/eu4 you cunt.

If you are going to nuke Israel why not most of the middle east so they can start over this time without any centuries long held hostilities.

Deal with the over-extension and high subject liberty desire, then fire a military general and reduce my diplomatic relation for a start, especially with that atrocious diplomatic power

i didnt want to be seen as over reacting

Wonder why i have this paint the map simulator installed

WTF I love Allah now.

>1664

Go back being slave, I guess

Diplomacy -> boost popularity fascism -> stage coup

bomb them, bomb them again and again, bomb them.

Wrong game you fucking cuckaloo

Come join us on the official Sup Forums discord

jvWGUes

t. cia

masturbate

Don't worry, you'll either be a very busy prostitute or a sub-par kite.

Start drilling for oil.

Stone my neighbors to death for smoking weed.

discord is not Sup Forums you reddit nigger

Is that a custom map or you can actually form Iraq?

Also planning a big game. I start in CK2, I want to reform the Roman Empire by the end of EU IV, conquering the world by the end of Hoi 4 and then proceed to conquer the stars in Stellaris. Any suggestions?

rape some feminist

LOL. How the fuck did that happen??

>fucking around with console commands

fucking retard

Be surprised Sweden wasn't already willfully conquered desu
>Be Iraq
>Invade Sweden
>All provinces automatically convert to Islam free of cost

>Any suggestions?
Get fucking good.
It's not hard to conquer the world in any 1 of those games, or at the very least to be so huge at the start of the next one it's just an absolute steamroll.

start as Harald Finehair in 867, unite Norway (it's ridiculously easy), form the Scandinavian Empire and conquer as much of Europe as possible
Then in EU4 continue this insane conquest and don't forget to colonize

You'll have achieved world conquest by the 18th century

r8

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I don't care if it's goat fuckers of buffalo fuckers. 1776 will commence.

>achievements disabled
>that small in the late 1600's

allow Arumba to show you how it's done
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pic related is my own byzantium game before update invalidated my save file

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>>achievements disabled
Pirate
>>that small in the late 1600's
Ottomans allied with Muscovy, every time I went to war I had to beat back the Russians too, give me a brake

weak

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>Ottomans allied with Muscovy

they were allied to France and Bohemia in my game lol

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did you start as Tuscany or another country

benis

oh that's probably the easiest one i suppose
i once played Milan and tried to form Italy, eventually ended up as Holy Roman Emperor instead even though I did nothing with the German electors

On my game as Byzantium, Cyprus became the HR Emperor for 20 years or so

Tuscany has other advantages, but Venice has the money. It's also easier to just explode out by immediately conquering the Ottomans with a little help from your friends. Sitting out through aggressive expansion in Europe sucks so you might as well fuck some infidels in the ass while you wait.

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>only taking the required provinces
I feel like you could've gone a whole lot further than that

>boot up VickiII instead.

I fucking love those games. I love seeing all the crazy things AI ends up with.
Still can't play it for shit. I always screw something up and end up with germany instead of letting my facist poland into the axis attacking it, grinding into a halt on all the divisions i bulilt for war against soviets and ending up conquered by fucking belgium by 1942.

I've had games like that. The Ottomans like to ally with a strong contender for the imperial throne to fuck with Austria.

I'm playing Brandenburg now and am allied with the Ottomans due to common rivals of Austria and Hungary.

Florence is also fun, I had a nice run to get the achievement.

Go home EU4 you're drunk

In my Brandenburg campaign I decided to support Austria in exchange for them not bitching about unlawful territory. Incredibly useful, didn't have to deal with a single coalition

AE balance can be a problem. It was my first time forming Rome so I was always a little overly cautious about how I'd force other nations into coalition wars I knew I'd win.

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>start up CK2
>wipe out all muslims
>import save file to EU4

problem solved

waste of digits
aquafresh, explain how to conquer world in eu4 terms muttman understand

this is my best attempt so far at Irish conquest of the British Isles

the French were retarded cunts and ended up getting slaughtered so I had no allies to beat up the English for me


pick otterman turk
pick religion idea
declare many holy war
rape everything that move

islam dominate

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>explain how to conquer world in eu4 terms muttman understand
Get a country with a lot of absolutism, conquer provinces.
Thats it.

I did it with Prussia, moved out of the HRE, conquered poland, build a road to India, conquered the world.

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Focus on 1 religion at a time. Completely genocide it off the face of the earth by stacking aggressive expansion to the high heavens. AE is lessened by both distance and different religions, so Christians pay little mind to complete Muslim annihilation, and mind slightly more if they're different branches of Christianity.

bootifull

Ireland was probably even less fun than getting the exact set of circumstances you need to save Byzantium.

Serbia was even worse than that.

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The endgame was one of the most exhausting things I have ever done.
You constantly have to pause and play on speed 1 or 2, while fighting up to 10 wars simultaneously.

I wish there was an option to convert to my religion Ancient Hellenic religion just like Julian did and persecute all Christians.

Espicially in ck2 times, hellenic religion was very wide spread.

Italy, Spain, Greece have all been enlightened by ancient Greek in past.

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the worst part about that is that the hellenic religion is coded into the game, but it's never used

if it was possible to spawn hellenic characters you could use that to convert your heir and then convert whatever realm you own

>before update invalidated my save file
You know that you can always revert, right?
The patch is never forced on you and you can always go back.

weep because I'm stuck in a shitty paradox game

Iraq doesn't mind Christians like me, they only hate faggots and jews. So I probably wouldn't give a shit long term.

oh, whoops
1400 hours into EU4 and I never even knew this

i'm excited for today's patch though, mission system is gonna be great

>rushing to conquer the world
>constantly declaring war
>easy and boring as fuck

How is this fun?

>How is this fun?
You gotta do it at least once.

>playing EU4 without MEIOU and taxes

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>using prussian juggernauts to complete slaughter in unimaginable scales
>not fun

Yeah, the new mission system looks really interesting.

go back to gsg with your meme mods you fucking faggot

I tried, but vanilla is way more fun. Too much shit in meiou, it makes it feel more real and less like a game you play to have fun.

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Fuck off you brown ffaggot

Achievement unlocked: take it back!

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Drill for oil.

Pretty sure there's a DLC where you can make a custom nation with achievements enabled and ironman as long as you don't exceed a certain point limit. Just make a different Byz in exactly the same location as the old one with Ancient Hellenic religion if you really want to
That being said
>Being pagan
>Ever

Delete the save game and try again.

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>tfw can't conquer the world with le ebin ULM :(

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pagans in the game are incredibly strong since they don't need to have claims to conquer, it makes playing Norse characters extremely fun (also raiding gets you a bunch of gold without any real danger)

I don't know but imagine the entire American military arsenal in the hands of muslims. They would conquer the world.

praise allah for the swift victory and pray for 1st out 5 times today

Vicky 2 easily the most enjoyable gsg, doing an African carve-up with the Sindhs or a liberated Ireland >>>> Marry My Cousin Spreadsheet Simulator.

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Flee northward

That's pretty epic.

The better question is how are you doing it with all the DLC and updates?
You cant declare wars too often because people will hate you and just attck.
Coalition will form and you will fight against everybody
"Super"powers can go to war with you for the sole reason to fuck with you

P E R F E C T I O N

>The better question is how are you doing it with all the DLC and updates?
I did my world conquest after mandate of heaven.

>You cant declare wars too often because people will hate you and just attck.
Anybody but coalitions is irrelevant after 200 years.

>Coalition will form and you will fight against everybody
If you restrain yourself to one religious group at the time, that isn't a problem.
Just attack the coalition if it forms and handle your truce timers well.

>"Super"powers can go to war with you for the sole reason to fuck with you
Irrelevant in the important stages of the game.

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>1489
>launch expedition to the new world
>immediately attack the Aztec natives
>the have bronze canons
shit game

You guys should check out the Third Odyssey mod.
Basically
>Byz Emperor sees shits pretty fucked
>Decides to get his people out and recreate the journey of Odysseus to find a new home
>Sails West
>Oh fuck Byzantine Greeks in America
>In the way decide if ya want to stick with Orthodox Christianity or go back to paganism
>Colonize America as "Elysia"
>Cultural drift mechanic so after awhile you switch cultures to a new "Elysian" Culture, eventually shifting again as regional dialects develop
>Oh fuck those Vikings from awhile ago survived and are up in Canada (you can play as them as well)
>Quest chain to reclaim Europe after rediscovering it 100 years later
>Euros don't discover America for an extra 50 years since an entire fleet of Greeks just disappearing scared the shit out of them
>Provinces you colonize in the New World are renamed with Greek sounding names. New York is Neo Alexandria etc
There's more shit but I'm too lazy to list it all here

>>Byz Emperor sees shits pretty fucked
>>Decides to get his people out and recreate the journey of Odysseus to find a new home
>>Sails West
>>Oh fuck Byzantine Greeks in America

Sounds like my first Brittany run

>Your cousin wants his own kindom so he sails south.
>10 years later there exists Nahuatl Sparta

Hunt Communists.

Celebrate, the JewSA and all the amerimutts have been destroyed.

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I'd like to take things slowly, on a more "historical" sense

>Purging a galaxy's worth of xenos in the name of the God Emperor using genetically modified supersoldiers
Feels good man

I'm currently playing a game as my town in Britain. So far I've united brittania, taken over most islands in the baltic as well as sardinia, Corsica and majorca, freed galicia from the mudslimes, conquered all of modern France except burgundy, and I've taken Jerusalem. I have four hundred years to take over the rest of the British empire in the CK2 map (so egypt + Sudan, some mid east, Somaliland and India). I also plan to unite all islands in the world.