What’s his name, Sup Forums?
What’s his name, Sup Forums?
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A package just blew up in San Antonio on it's way to Austin.
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ITS EVOLVING
HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO
WHAT DO LADS
his name is "false flag so the gov can scan all mail to usher in the police state"
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth beast said: "Come and see." And I looked, and behold a pale horse. And his name that sat on him was Death
His name is the fucking coonabomber goddamn it. And another one just went off making it 5 bombs now.
I personally prefer Semtex Steve, or the Coonibomber
hero we need but don't deserve
Be more careful next time
Wrong!
its Q user
holler-caustin Austin
He was doing fine up until the fourth bomb
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there cant be that many islamic centers in texas can there?
Just saw it on fox
>"Come and see." And I looked
>And I looked
And I saw.
This doesn't make sense, one of the bombs used a tripwire which had to have been set up on site. I thought the others were dropped off by a person too? Why are bombs coming through the mail too?
I live in Austin and am getting spooked desu. I don't wanna get blown up I'm too young to die :/
>I'm too young to die
No, if you are here then you are just the right age. Remember, modern liberalism causes this type of mind rot in people. Your death warrant was signed by people born before you.
i live in austin im honestly spooked
Everythings gonna be ok, right?
its a fucking snackbar you dipshits
i think im just gonna ignore packages for a bit.
i have a camera so i can see if its actually ups at least.
but i get packages so often fuuuuuck
It's gonna be okay, I live in Austin too user. They're all package bombs so all we have to do is not order anything in the mail until the bomber gets caught. I bet they'll catch him soon, since he probably lives in the area since some of the bombs didn't come through the postal service.
Also user he has started to send them through the postal service apparently. A bomb blew up in San Antonio recently that was on its way to Austin.
i have diabetes and get medical supplies shipped to my door like twice a month.
itll be fine if i poke them with a broom first?!?
>CHANGING TACTICS
im just hoping im not unlucky enough to be targeted
get comfy
Goober bomber man
Trips decided on Coonabomber in old thread.
The Amazon Primer
TEDx
>Son of Chad
The Drafthouse Usher
Ben 'Send a Bomb-y to Your Mommy' Garrison
The packages need to be dry to explode
If you want to be safe you need to lick every single package you see in your immediate vicinity (police said there is a a blast range of about 20ft)
Just a small amount of moisture will do it, roughly evenly applied.
Stay safe user
unabomber 2 : the electric boogaloo
"The Tiny Bomber" so he will get aggravated and build a big one!
You dated yourself there grandpa. Twice.
(also kek)
Looks like they're being colonized
this one is really good
Help the bomber by sending bombs too. This way they'll catch you and he can keep his operation going.
Oh hey user, here you got a pac
>tfw this will delay even more any online purchases as they have to carefully vet every package now
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WTF I HATE THE UNIBOMNBER NOW
Unabomber 2: the Exploding Jigaboos.
Just about every guy on this forum is dating himself.
Topkek
lel
>they'll find my dragon dildos now
fuck you nu-nibomber!
Austin Blowers: You've Got Mail edition
that's some high quality gif you have posted here, son
If you're worried, try putting a knife on a stick, and manipulating your mail at a distance. What it with a long pole to see if it'll blow/throw shit at it while cowering behind the couch.
I don't think there's been a bombing here for ten years, but I still do this most of the time.
I never let postmen hand me packages either. I have them put it on the ground and wait for them to leave so I can do this.
I'm 90% sure it's autism.
CIA
the 5 a bomber
>the 5 a bomber
Nice
Answer your door
>he hasn't constructed a suit of armor out of scrap steel and layers of blankets
heh. Amateur
id blow that up
Sauce?
I haven't really been following the details of this case but it seems like the bomber is escalating things, right? Less time between each bomb? That's how he'll get caught, especially if it's a lone individual. Probably getting carried away by the intoxication of it all, not sleeping from the danger and excitement, etc. He'll slip up and detonate himself or start leaving careless clues. Maybe only a matter of days before they nail him.
The minority kablooey
>I'm 90% sure it's autism.
I'm 100% sure.
>MAGAbomber
>AusNigbomber
>Sam Hyde
Take your pick