>Butter knifes seen as weapons
>Bans journalists and activists banned
>Count Dankula found guilty for making a joke
>Meanwhile child rapists are not arrested because muh racism
Can the UK sink any lower?
Butter knifes seen as weapons
Caleb Long
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Austin Bennett
And the retards still vote the same 2 main parties. No sympathy for our current situation.
Mason Johnson
YOU'RE IN FOR SUPRISE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SHOCK
IN LONDON TOWN STREETS WHERE THERE'S DARKNESS AND FOG!
Jordan Turner
this has to be a fake post. HAS TO BE ITS A FUCKIGN BUTTERKNIFE HOW DO YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BUTTERKNIFE EXCEPT STABBING AT HIS EYEBALLS!??! YOU CAN DO THAT WITH ANY STICK OR A FINGER!
Sebastian Perry
OPEN BORDERS FOR THE UK
Austin Myers
OI MATE
PAY DAT TELLY, OR WE'LL ROUGH YOU UP!
Dominic Flores
It's not
>twitter.com
Verified account of Hackney police
Isaiah Gutierrez
Inshallah
Luis Hill
Import guns. I'd go through Ireland, but whatever works mate.
Logan Cooper
Q predicted this.
Justin Bell
Yes, and I can't wait to see just how low
If we're being honest though I'd like to see Wales build a big beautiful wall to keep the Anglo scum and the shitskins out.
The Bards don't deserve any of this
Isaiah Turner
I'm confused.. Are people not allowed to use utensils in UK? How do your cook?
Chase Turner
Oi you cunt, bin them eggs and flour ye?
Julian Collins
Right? Like how the fuck are you supposed to cut your food without a knife? Is this a joke? It's ok to fuck 11 year olds in the UK, but you better not butter your fucking bread!!!
Eli Peterson
Jackson Perry
Killing people with a stick in the eye only happens in movies. IRL the stick would have to be bow-launched to penetrate the eye socket, the only real risk is an infection that takes time and lack of medical care to set in.
Adam Collins
It does seem like a nation that is now flailing. It's not dead but it's splashing about ineffectively and it's head if going under. Water is being swallowed.
Christian Perry
The butterknife is exceptionally dangerous in combination with a heat source, be careful Hans
Nicholas Carter
The comments are hilarious
Christian Sanders
Ummm no... Your skull doesn't wrap around inside your eye socket, it's nothing but muscular tissue between the rear of your eyeball and your brain.
Colton Hernandez
>and lack of medical care
>UK has "free" health care
Never mind, just realized something.
Easton Ross
I bet you think fluoride is a Jewish plot, too.
Gavin Peterson
>would cause serious damage stabbed into someone's chest
>the fact remains, a "butter knife" in the chest will kill as surely as a bayonet
WHAT FUCKING BUTTERKNIVES HAVE A SHARP END
SHOW ME
NOT EVEN THE ONE THEY CONFISCATED DOES
IT'S GOT SERRATION FOR SLICING UP THINGS BUT STABBING? STABBING?
THE TIP IS ROUNDED
THE FUCKING MONGS
NEXT THING THEY'RE GONNA CONFISCATE IS ONE OF THOSE DOUBLE SIDED HAMMERS BECAUSE OF STABBING
MIGHT AS WELL CONFISCATE YOUR OWN BADGE BECAUSE YOU CAN BLUDGEON A MIGRANT WITH IT
WHY NOT GO CONFISCATE YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU COULD USE IT TO PLAY JIHAD TUNES ON THE RADIO
JUST FUCKING DO IT
DO IT
AND EVEN MORE
WANNA KNOW THE BEST?
CONFISCATE THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET
BECAUSE THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET
ALL OF IT
CAN BE USED AS A WAY TO INCITE HATRED
Liam Miller
Daily reminder that all bongs are literal peasants
Hudson Allen
dude wtf? have you ever killed anything?
Isaiah Long
It’s getting mad at the problem and using the simplest logic to tell at. Instead of any critical thinking and identifiyg the root cause
Jacob Green
>Be tourist in Britain
>Wake up at sunrise to the Salat al Fajr blaring through every speaker in London
>Wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>There's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my TV license while in the country
>Take the underground and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>Wake up in NHS waiting room
>Linger there for hours while Muhammads' hangnails are tended to, and some boys get their prescriptions for puberty blockers and estrogen
>Hospital food is fard fare since it's halal
>Wave at government CCTV cameras monitoring my hospital bed
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my mother isn't wearing a head scarf
>Try to mansplain that she's male
>My mom says she doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police murder her
>The Guardian, Telegraph and BBC say they're worried about the murder of my mother because it might cause Islamophobia
>She is buried in Highgate cemetery
>Her bones are being monitored by CCTV
>After funeral bin my collection of butter knifes on the way back to my hotel room
>Try to ease my pain by viewing some online porn
>Can't because I can't verify my age as I'm not a British citizen with a proper address and ID
>Kacper laughs at me while cleaning my room's toilet
>Snap
>Post negative things about my mom's murderer on Facebook
>Get arrested for hate speech
>Serve six full months in a maximum security prison
>Be released
>Make a beeline for the nearest airport out of Britain
>Wish I held conservative views so I could have been barred from ever entering this country
Kayden James
You forgot
>Arrest and charge people with terrorism offenses for fighting ISIS
Joshua Miller
OI MATE WHERES YOUR Sup Forums LIOCENSE!
Thomas Richardson
In the united states they do sweeps like this in jails theyll find butter knifes razors etc. Has the uk become a giant jail cell?
Ethan Kelly
they certainly have the surveillance system for it
why dont brit hooligans smash up the cameras or something? You might be disarmed but you can still sabotage the machine