THE SKYKING IS FALLING - WW3 EDITION

ITS HAPPENING

ITS SERIOUSLY REALLY FUCKIN HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME

>US AIR FORCE GOING WILD
>TURKEY DECLARING WAR ON THE ENTIRE PLANET
>PLANES FLYING PLACES
>FUCKING JEWS TOO PROBABLY

SKYKING AY LMAO WAKA WAKAS SYRIA WW3 ITS HAPPENING EDITION. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE INSANE AMOUNT OF DIGITS WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE WW3 IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW ITS HAPPENING, SHILLS CAN'T STOP THE HAPPENINGS EDITION.

tl:dr:
US will start a new war against Assad
Russia will respond if they do
Action taken between US and Russia could potentially escalate into a larger conflict

IMPORTANT: This is the reason why all this shit is happening
Russia says US will strike Damascus, pledges response if they do
reuters.com/article/us-mideast-crisis-syria-russia-usa/russia-says-u-s-plans-to-strike-damascus-pledges-military-response-idUSKCN1GP0TY

False-flag attacks currently underway
Syrian Army stopped 3 attempts by militants to use chemical weapons – Russian DM
almasdarnews.com/article/breaking-syrian-army-stopped-3-attempts-by-militants-to-use-chemical-weapons-russian-dm/

Yesterday's developements:
- US plans renewed attack on Syrian government 1/2
- US plans renewed attack on Syrian government 2/2
- More reports of gas attacks in Ghouta - false flag
- Carrier groups are in position, UN orders its officials to leave Damascus
- Russian statement on US intention to stage false flag
- Here's what might be going down, possible scenarios.

Planewatching link (filter for military only) : global.adsbexchange.com/VirtualRadar/desktop.html

Site : websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

Channel : 8992 or 11175 for SKYKANGZ.
width 2.70khz, noise reduction on. Squelch turns off the noise unless they're actively transmitting, unticked plays sound constantly.

IMPORTANT : enter a name/callsign (hides your ID) AND DO NOT TYPE IN THE CHATBOX FAGGOTS. PLAY NICE. IT'S NOT FOR US.

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Sage

- US and Russian fleets are in the mediteranean and red sea
- Global Hawk in Russian airspace
- Reports of chlorine gas attack on Ghouta - false flag

Today's developements:
- US C17 globemaster is airborne FUCK YOU YES THIS IS IMPORTANT
- US Airforce jets moving at incredibly high speeds
- US Airforce in japan, showing briefly during Fandango broadcast 1/2
- US Airforce in japan, showing briefly during Fandango broadcast 2/2
- Syrian Army stopped 3 attempts by militants to use chemical weapons – Russian DM
- Reports that militants are preparing for another false flag in Ghouta
- Missile drill to be conducted in Isreal by joint US and German forces
- Russian diplomats leave embassy in UK

>Skyking calls this morning:
2018-03-20 06:01 - SKYKING HANSEN TIME 01 AUTH WM ANDREWS
2018-03-20 06:04 - SKYKING HANSEN TIME 04 AUTH LT ANDREWS
2018-03-20 06:37 - SKYKING CORN TIME 37 AUTH TC ANDREWS
2018-03-20 06:51 - SKYKING PIXIE TIME 51 AUTH TW ANDREWS
2018-03-20 06:54 - SKYKING PIXIES TIME 54 AUTH BX ANDREWS
2018-03-20 06:57 - SKYKING PIXIES TIME 56 AUTH GT ANDREWS

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Today's developements:
→ → → - US C17 globemaster is airborne
→ → → - US Airforce jets moving at incredibly high speeds
→ → → - US Airforce in japan, showing briefly during Fandango broadcast 1/2
→ → → - US Airforce in japan, showing briefly during Fandango broadcast 2/2
→ → → - Syrian Army stopped 3 attempts by militants to use chemical weapons – Russian DM
→ → → - Reports that militants are preparing for another false flag in Ghouta
→ → → - Missile drill to be conducted in Isreal by joint US and German forces
→ → → - Russian diplomats leave embassy in UK

Possibility that Putin has evacuated:
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Nato Planes moving about (in chronological order):
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ITS HAPPENING

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>Carrier groups are in position
By in position you mean banging the locals? Nothing is going on larping faggots.

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Is there a skyking discord?

2 fandangos since I woke up

If you are using websdr, put in a callsign so the site wont show your IP

Previous thread

Sit the fuck down, get comfy, and prepare for the nuclear apocalypse. Planes or random radio noises, pick your poison, we've got baseless speculation on both of those and a wide range of other subjects we're unqualified to talk about

>inb4 but I don't care
>THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING TELLING US THIS INSTEAD OF GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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checked thanks lad
IITSSS HAAAAPPPEEEEEEENNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGG
lemme get covfefe

we call em fandingos where I'm from mate

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rolling for Tel Aviv being nuked

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>THEN WHY ARE YOU EVEN FUCKING TELLING US THIS INSTEAD OF GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Because you faggots get mad every time we insult your precious little echo chamber.

IT'S HAPPENING!

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And for people wondering - why Syria? Is it bad?

From the /sg/ thread


Devs March 19
>Daraa province; SyAf increases amount of airstrikes on rebel positions particularly in Busra al-Hariri
>Deir Ezzor; Large ISIS offensive against the SAA near Abu Kamal results in heavy losses for both sides, IS destroy 2 130-mm M-46 field guns
>Sec-General of the UN demands Hezbollah completely withdraw from Syria, adding they should stop meddling in foreign affairs
>SAA now controls roughly 75% of E Ghouta, now shifting ops to the suburbs of ‘Ayn Tarma, Zamalka, Arbeen, and Jobar
>Afrin; FSA mass looting city, images show heavy infrastructure damage despite Turkish claims to the contrary
>FSA hangs Turkish flag over Afrin legislative building
>Red Cross calls for access to civilian Syrian Kurds in Afrin
>100+ vehicle Turkish military convoy and company of Turkish soldiers deploy just N of Aleppo in Jabal Anak area near Anadan town
>Douma; Jaysh al-Islam counter attack SAA at Ash-Shifuniyah and N gates of Masraba, initially gain ground until Tiger Forces recaptured lost points
>Ru MoD; Several militant groups near Al-Tanf have been trained by US to stage provocations involving chemical warfare agents in S Sy


TL;DR ARE YOU DOOMED?
>YES. GOOD GOD YES.

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You like show tunes? I fucking love show tunes.

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IN AND OUT TALKING ON 8992

HOLY FUCK I AM GONNA GET NUKED!

Did anyone understand that?

>when it’s not happening but a bunch of autists listening to signals they don’t understand say it is

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holy shit it really is happening this time, unlike the 15036890 times people said it was happening

wtf i JUST saw a t72 flying over my house

by the time you read this post i've burned in nuclear fire

Yeah. I can't make it out either.

#s and you actually will, not #s and you'll survive

WHO ARE THOSE FRENCH CUNTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seemed like random gibberish, I couldn't make anything out

But it is happening

...

now rollling for this guy

Some of you jews are alright,
Don't come to Tel Aviv tomorrow!

grant me this day my daily keks, and habbenings far and wide. lead me not into chaos for i am comfy but lead normies and brainlets to ruin. for yours is the glory, the smug, and the holy RRRRRREEEEEEEEE, alahu snackbar.

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Behold, an actual nigger !

...

See
Btfo.

last time they were on the 2 of them talked gay sex

pstt kid youre alright dont come to syria tommorrow

haaaa!

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>IDS HABBEING IDS HABBENING GUIZ PLZ GET TO SELTER ITDS HABBENING
God you guys are so fucking retarded. Please off yourselves.

>I'm not retarded I just play a retard online
That's pretty normie tier, user.

bibibibibibibibibip

8992 full of beeps, no sign of fandango

Sup newfriend.

also
>Syria Is Safe So Send Refugees Back, Says German Far Right After Visiting War-Torn Country

KEK

use the old OP pasta, your shit is retarded and fucked

Here is your reply, attention-whores

YOU DO REALIZE, IN THE EVEN OF A DISASTER THAT THERE WILL BE NO INTER, ELECTRICITY OR TV TO KEEP YOUR "COMFYPEPE" ASS "COMFY". YEAH?

YOU'LL BE FREEING AND STARVING AND YOU WONT BE SO SMUG ANYMORE.

RETARD.

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People who have been on Sup Forums for years know not to take happeningfags seriously. You are clearly the newfriend

JOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOSJOOS

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I love it

you love being in pain?
idiot teenager.

>everyone on this board doesn't want to die
What are you, new?

voices heard on 8992

>He must be new because he's not taking this retard parade seriously.
Nigger, I've been here for fucking years. Off yourself retard. I've seen so many of these threads come and go with nothing happening.

When did I imply that I was pretending to be retarded?
All I was doing was explaining why the faggots who keep making these threads are retarded.
For example, these fags keep talking about a plane flying to Mount Yamantau.
Not one of them actually took the time to see if Mount Yamantau had a runway, which it doesn't.
Fact checking is for faggots.

the point is to be comfy before that brainlet

Rollaids for nukes on Tell Aviv!

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>uhoh better tell him to kill himself because he's shitting in my echo chamber
Nothing is happening faggots. Stop acting like it is.

>why am I retarded
Because you're bumping a thread you don't belong in user

NORTH KOREA STILL JAMMING SOUTH KOREA MILITARY FREQUENCY

I swear that sounded exactly like a coaches whistle.

8992 with some noise, still no sign of fandango

umad

DUCK----

AND COVER>

skyking skyking do not answer

Faint speaking in 8992 sounds like Turkish? Russian? Definitely not English

why do you even bother though like srsly

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Seeing as you didn't actually read any of my post, I'm just going to presume you're one of the faggots from the previous threads who's still butthurt.

QUUUUUIIIIIIIIIICKKKKKKKKKK
WHATS THE BUZZER DOING!?!??!?

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>this shitshow of a thread

Hahaha you fucking happeningfags deserve to have your thread shit up. Those of us who showed up long before you newfags showed up in 2016 aren’t as gullible as you. We’ve seen so many of these threads we know not to take them seriously.

Spotting a newfag 101: people who create and participate in happening threads when nothing is happening

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Then youd know most of this hype is ironic and this is just a thread to talk about spicey geopolitical news.

Even the larpers are calling bullshit

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No fucks given.

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>im not retarded
Ok :^)

Because its fun to piss on your down syndrome of a parade. Got a lot of spergs freaking the fuck out that you imply nothing is gonna happen and its funny to me.

I thinks it's interference honestly, not english.

1 off. What does Kek mean by this?

Are you the old OP? I might be out for a few hours this evening, might need someone to keep the thread alive. I mean obviously we'll all be dead by this evening, but assuming we're not we'll need yet more bread. Kek demands more digits. rollin for the Samoans to be the sole survivors of the nuclear holocaust.

Checked and Keked you aussie cunt

Listen everyone its only happening if I get digits.

ROYAL AIRFORCE GOIN OFF

HOW CAN YOU BE "COMFY" ABOUT FUTURE SUFFERING?

YOUR DEATH WILL NOT EVEN BE SWIFT OR PAINLESS.

YOU ARE JUST STUPID TEENAGE CHILDREN WITH NO WORLD EXPERIENCE DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE SAYING.

STUPID KID.

how can someone hate happening threads? It's a gold mine of shitposts.

also, , drop the memeflag if you want to be taken seriously

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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HOW CAN YOU BE "COMFY" ABOUT FUTURE SUFFERING?

YOUR DEATH WILL NOT EVEN BE SWIFT OR PAINLESS.

YOU ARE JUST STUPID TEENAGE CHILDREN WITH NO WORLD EXPERIENCE DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE SAYING.

STUPID KID.

How many minutes till midnight?

FUCK FUCK FUCK ITS HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGG

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There pain is not higher than right now.
>no TV
>no addictive devices thanks to which I can't accomplish anything
>more action
Sounds good

Can confirm.

i’m so comf

>There
The

When you come back the next morning and still have posts in the recap thread ;)

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French fags using the frequency. The station is in Dutchland so no wonder if some fags in Belgium are talking on this frequency. From time to time they get jammed.

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I'm /comfy/ because I'm in Brazil and I will have the privilege of watching the world burn with no nukes falling on my head

Can Confirm a twin towers flew over my house
Tanks in 1488

Yeah. But more importantly, that's true FOR EVERYBODY ELSE. I'm so OK with me suffering if it means i get to see most of the rest of the modern world suffer with me. Also how could i freeze when the nukes will melt me first?