/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ICE KNOWS EXACTLY WHERE TO FIND THEM EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
youtu.be/wP33T4KjR3c
>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
youtu.be/Dcin79jjFto

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/others @Combating Opioids event in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/m418JjxWI80
>Pres Trump speaks @Safe Station in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/817jrZ9pE_0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/SZQcTxMmzxY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 3/19/18
youtu.be/Y0OoKTO1q24
>StateDep "Save the Children" summit (w/Heather) 3/19/18
youtu.be/d6JjIIzxIHs
>DoD Behind the Scenes with Marine Corps Infantry 3/19/18
youtu.be/yFHPOYYbZh4
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #30 (Dr Gina) 3/17/18
youtu.be/0hYRxayhdGM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
youtu.be/C2-XR6igyhE
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
youtu.be/nuO6yk6bgU8
>This Week @State 3/16/18
youtu.be/rQNiDYsLRj0
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
youtu.be/yfmMJYzlIRg
>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
youtu.be/H8pwoZzvGFQ
>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
youtu.be/FoefD7TE31k
>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc

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MAGA

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12 Americans a day killed by Illegals
One every 2 hours.

You go watch 4-5 episodes of anime?
Another American killed by beaners.

Who is actually in charge of the EU? Can you compare Junker and Tusk to roles in the U.S. system?

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63,000 Americans killed by illegals since 9/11.

I CLICKED THAT SHIT NIGGA

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>Drumpf fucked a porn star 12 years ago

ITS OVER

BTFO

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TRUMP MEETING! GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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HABITUAL CRIMINAL OFFENDERS

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I have a secret I know about Special Counsel Robert Mueller III's investigation and I don't think ANYONE else knows about it except Rosenstein :)

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Contraception causes immigration; contraception is treason!

Overpopulation is a myth!

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The owners of Europe's central banks.

He's pretty much America personified. He's big, white, and will remove you.

will they ever get any of this crap to stick

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I like my billionaires to be introverted incels.

The only solution is more white babies.

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That's more than your Iraq War bodycount per year, but in this case seems like only Mexico is killing people in said war.

I don't even live near beans or the border. What do you want me to do about i?

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I hate to use the word Kafkaesque but the EU is unironically Kafkaesque, or at least it seems that way.

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it's over...... drumpf had sex with another 10/10 before he was president...... impeachment soon......

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>ThiC1

He potentially fucked many Playboy models too.

FUCKING
OGREEEE

Robert Mueller... is a stapler. And he soon finds out, life as a stapler is not as easy as it seems. Rated PG-13

Yikes.

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That is nothing.
We are committing suicide at a higher rate than that.
Cops are shooting citizens at a higher rate than that.

If they say the word I will begin going 1488 on the motherfuckers.

>not sticking the stick between two trees and using your hips.body weight to break the stick

Better question: What the fuck do they think they're going to achieve?

q predicted this.

Nope

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Crusade soon fellow Americans.

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Seems like both of those would drop if we just got rid of the niggers

LMAO

STORMY DANIELS TOOK A POLYGRAPH (LIE DETECTOR) TEST IN 2011 TO PROVE SHE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH DONALD TRUMP

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Slander.

Trump cheated on Melania multiple times it looks :/

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WTF Eli Watkins looks like a 10 year old boy. Is CNN getting their reports from Jr. High kids homework?

I'm in this thread without a visa.

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She's 4'8" and weighs less than 100 pounds.

sauce?

Any more than zero is too many killed by illegals.

>so thoroughly debunked they aren't admissable as evidence

$$$

>(((liberal kabals)))
SHE
KNOWS

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LIBERAL CABALS. UNCONSTITUTIONAL CHAOS.

That headline made me rock hard.

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MAGA

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I'm sure this is a reliable polygraph test.

cute
but still doable

How you want your stock, Jack?

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Trump needs a lesson from Homan on aimlessly shuffling paper to look busy. Crossing his arms makes him look awkward. Either that or pretend to take notes

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youtube.com/watch?v=eywuuYNirvw&t=20s

STOP IT

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or just do a random roman salute

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What happens when Twitter dies?

>hips and bodyweight
Rin has neither.

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>BUY THE DIP!
[he actually does]

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>Uh-uh-uh I-I-I'm a p-p-pimp too

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Nothing.

[sweating wayne knight in police detective outfit intensifies]

Is this an anime about camping?

The CIA takes over.

>1080 feed of Trump rally cuts to regular programming
>no Trish
>Deirdre in naughty librarian mode for substitute thigh hour
Mixed feelings on this one

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Trump launches his own platform and uses it exclusively. It's successful because everyone follows him there to screech at him.

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where are the Mummy Rin fanarts?
Where is the growth/age progression fetish h-mangas?

Trump makes an account on the Taylor Swift fan social media platform

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>I c-could had s-some sex. Sheeit d-dawg

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Kek

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The Trump Organization makes its own platform.

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>terrorizing Boston
Serves you right, Micks.

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what is this in response to?

It's a power position, at least here it is. I used it a lot in the Army. It is pretty effective in a difficult to explain way.

That room looks like people have died there

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2018 will be (R) victory.

Who is that on the left?

im ok with this

Fuck man, how does trump keep getting top shelf broads to polish his dick?

>bottom right
IS THAT TOMMY WISEAU

Yes, name is Laid-back Camping

the blonde looks like a big gal
also where did Trish go?

Happy 12th Birthday, Barron!

Barron Trump is best Trump.

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He could just use the national emergency system for his tweets.

Trump fucking hot chicks while Obammy fucked a shemale

> ahooooga

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Some of those people might have poop in their crapper and massive urge to shit but they can't because they're in a public forum about federal policy

Trump should spike the drinks with laxatives

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Oooh.

Yes.
Rins mom was pretty qt.

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what the hell is going on?

He’s cool and got mad money

Yuru Camp you absolute fucking casual.

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She's 54 this year
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Vacation I think

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