Be british

>be british
>teach dog a trick
>go to jail for 50 years

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lol wut

Your comment is hate speech. I will see you in court, bigot

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It's a fucking abomination CIVIL WAR NOW
SAVE THE WEST !

Count dancula

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Fake letter. First, look at the reference. Second, it's signed by a secretrary. Third, the police don't issue a court summons.

That shit appeared here nearly 18 months ago and it was discredited in the first five minutes. Why don't you stick to posting photoshops from b3ta.com and pretending that they're real?

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>be american
>say "fuck"
>go to jail
alternet.org/civil-liberties/cursing-out-police-perfectly-legal-cops-routinely-arrest-people-it

>be american
>send a tweet
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/03/17/us/twitter-journalist-strobe-epilepsy/index.html

>be american
>mock Jesus
>go to jail
nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-could-face-prison-after-simulating-sex-act-with-jesus-statue/

>be american
>laugh
>go to jail
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/348857-woman-arrested-for-laughing-in-sessions-hearing-heading-back-to

>be american
>be upset after your dad has a heart attack
>go to jail
reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4cn426/17_year_old_calls_911_to_help_dying_father_gets/

>be american
>send a text
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/michelle-carter-texting-suicide-sentencing/index.html

>be american
>tweet the word "nigger"
>go to jail
nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/NJ-Girl-Charged-Over-Racist-Tweet-189424821.html

>be american
>throw bacon at Muslims
>go to jail for 15 years
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/muslim-hate-crime-bacon-mosque-man-jailed-15-years-michael-wolfe-florida-a8098926.html

>be american
>write a poem about the Muslim negro that rules America
>go to jail
seattletimes.com/nation-world/man-gets-33-months-for-threatening-obama-in-poem/

Every bad idea the UK has implemented has originated in the good old US of A. Now go tell a cop there are only two genders and get sent to jail. Or alternatively get shot by a sexually confused Muslim at a gay nightclub.

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Nice comeback. You think it up yourself or did your dad help you out while you were sucking him off?

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