I am the potato king, my kingdom was ransacked by the carrots. I was told to come here. will anyone help?
Potato King
Adam Perez
Jack Parker
Jesus fucking Christ go back to and stay there.
Thomas Jackson
so, i see Sup Forums isn’t the place to seek help...
Hunter Howard
the carrots are just the patsy. it was the work of the onions..
Nicholas Russell
Show boobs
Samuel Anderson
Fuck you
Blake Bailey
Better than half the shit people say here
John Stewart
Fucking shill, if you were redpilled you would know it was the cabbages using the onions as a scapegoat, and the farmer knew all along and let it happen.
Fucking normies.
Carter Foster
Get in my belly.
Isaac Thompson
I will uh help you, I guess. What can I do to help
Thomas Price
Ah the classic Irish mans dilemma do i eat the potato now or ferment it so i can drink it later?
Oliver Mitchell
You're the faggot king
Luis Reed
>when you/re not a mod
>but you wanna act like one
GO BACK TO!!!
Brody Phillips
No fuck you. Anti gunners must hang (apart from Henry Rollins, he seems cool)
Ryan Hernandez
the onions are not to be trusted, foolish corn
Alexander Green
It was the bagels.
Justin Richardson
bagels did 9/11
Christian Bell
#BAGELSDID911
Kevin Gray
How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish?
None.
Levi Campbell
Yep. Somebody should put them in an oven.
Ethan Stewart
I will help you, starched one. How may I be of service?
Wyatt Taylor
You must spread the word to other boards. Let everyone know that the Potato King is in danger.