"Drink this, user."

>"Drink this, user."

Sorry old lady, but mom said to never take anything from strangers.

It's too early for me to have to subside on a prune juice diet.

>Test tube on inside part of lab coat
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU DO IT THEY’RE GOING TO FALL OUT

One bottle of breast milk, please.

>18 years old
>Looks like a cake

Yes miss, thank you.

It's great, isn't it?

I'd give her something scientific, but she would have to insert it's fountain into her tits, and then rub it to acquire some

She got fatter.

I'd like to give her a Concocktion

She will only accept your gift if you eat what she and her friends cooked for you. Make sure to eat all of it, because if you don't, your present will have to wait.

...

Don't worry, she got breast reduction surgery.

YES MOMMY

What do I get in return?

I want Haruka to slowly feed me more and more chemicals until I become her clone.

...

18 is almost grandma-age.

Haven't gotten around to playing the SK games, but isn't that specific character a lesbian? How do I know those chemicals won't turn me into a girl?

>but isn't that specific character a lesbian?
No, but she loves to tease.
>How do I know those chemicals won't turn me into a girl?
You don't.

won't matter to her, she'll just tear your dick off anyway

>How do I know those chemicals won't turn me into a girl?
You say that like it's a bad thing.

She is one of the few characters that you can say is bi, she can enjoy dudes and play around with them, but she enjoy playing with girls just as much.

Mostly she is a sadist that enjoy seducing, teasing and punishing people, male or female.

I haven't been keeping track of this series, but is she the only girl from a non-ninja family that turned into a full-fledged ninja?

Have they said when the 2nd season of the anime is coming

Shut up.

>wake up
>see this
What do

Cant wait for this smelly unwashed girl to be animated

Bend over so she can have her way with my asshole.

How can other senrans even compete

Fucking Japan. Why not just make her 28 and ready to bear children?

Why does something as innocent as a picnic have such lewd undertones when Haruka is involved

I like the underboob version better than the boob window, makes for a more interesting clothed paizuri.

Haruka best OL

Those thick thighs though.

>underboob version

>thighs

You don't want to have autistic, potato babies.

I used to hate the bow, now it's one of the most endearing parts of her

>inb4 Deep Crimson adaptation

I hope so

She couldn't go to school with the others

>"but I AM your mommy, user, now come here"

Past like 22 the odds of having babies with birth defects starts going up. 28 isn't ready, it's like milk that's a few days too old and the rim of the bottle is starting to stink, but if you wipe it off the actual milk is still okay for another day or two.

What does it do?

It let's you draw two cards from your deck to your hand.

I thought she was confirmed to be quite smart

She is, but having kids at an old age lowers your chance at winning the genetic lottery.

That's Vase of Avarice moron.

Don't you mean the jug of want?

MOMMY!
MILKY!

Let's get this out of the way.

It's a Bottle of Desire.

>worst crimson thread

>That expression
She. Fucking. Knows.

What does she know?

Why is she so smug?

Because we're all already girls

>first they take her coatcape, ending with her just looking like a run of a mill whore in lingerie.

>and now they take her breasts too? she is one of the biggest of the cast!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!

Exactly what she's doing to my dick. That expression only magnifies it.

What is she doing to your dick?

I'm watching her show dubbed and her and Katsuragi are a 10/10.

Alright I drank it, now what happens?

You die.

>t. retarded

literally all the girls in senran kagura look like this

He's right though.

She's just fat

No, she's not.

Yes!

Mirai doesn't.

And Mirai a shit.
Coincidence?

Actually the only Crimson Squad member who was part of a clan was Homura. All the others are from all over the place.

I'd drink anything she gave me if she promises to take care of the side effects

give the necklace more pearls

DC wasn't really liked compared to SV in Japan, and its missing two favorites, so it's probably going to be that