Shit/pol/ (Brit/pol/) - "I'm a man, not a God" - The Emperor of Shit/pol/

>'London will remain on TOP' Project Fear destroyed AGAIN as EU fails to steal British jobs
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>The UK and EU agree terms for Brexit transition period
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>Brexit: Confusion as Article 32 regulating free movement for British citizens vanishes from latest agreement
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>Spy poisoning: Russian diplomats leave UK
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>RAF engineer killed in jet crash at base in North Wales
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>British pensioner was the first in the UK to be investigated for Nazi war crimes
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Ah right fair enough, I've been on since about 2007 but only started visiting brit/pol/ since about 2016. Where to begin? The name when anglicised is 'Prussian', he claims to have German family but lives in Scotland. He also purports to be wealthy but also says he claims benefits and spends his time talking about cars, despite almost certainly not having a functioning one himself. He has been coming here for years. He is the most persistent shitposter, many of us have ever seen. He makes it his aim to fuck up every thread with his constant LARPing and often suceeds. Everytime a strawpoll gets posted he will rig it because he has a very dynamic IP/proxy, this is also how he avoids being banned. In late last year he arranged to meet a user by the name of WN for a fight in a boatyard in Balmahah in Scotland, much nearer to Pube than WN, but after much bluster Pube failed to turn up, but claimed he had, WN provided photographic evidence that WN had turned up but Pube did not. After this he went into full damage control mode but was absolutely humiliated and went into hiding, he popped up a few months later and a similar thing happened, a user turned up to the agreed location but Pube did not, presumably he didn't think it would happen for a second time. After this Pube was pretty much not seen at all until this afternoon where he has been going full throttle trying to ruin each thread.

The thing to know about Pube is that he is the absolute essence of desperation, tragicness and cowardice. He puts on a facade of a care-free troll but deep inside he is desperate for attention. Truly the most pathetic person here.

Based king eddy, killed a muzzie hashishiyun assassin bare handed.

I've been idly thinking about writing a novel for a while. I'd like to name a character after one of our triplords.
Who?
Contenders:
>Edward
>One of Pubes multiple personalities
>Rimmer
>Rightly

Eddie or Pube. I could imagine Pube as like Buffalo Bill type character.

Honk. Call it lord of the ringpiece

I'm not Pube and you're all delusional. Your obsession is ridiculous.

why, Katie Dee of course!

evening wankers

'Lo do I reveal my magnificence. I hear some buboe is claiming divine right. Answer me for I am the LORD.

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Course it won't, a "revolution" aka everything turning to shit with a commie in charge will have its down sides but even shitskins seeing rubbish filled streets, dole cues a mile long and civil unrest on the TV because the pound can't afford to buy exports (which we buy a fuck tonne of) will think twice about coming here, whether a (((Momentum))) lead Labour tries to bus them in again or not (they'll obviously try, but the damage has already been done).

Nobody, even niggers, wants to emigrate to Venezuela.

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Still got your fake gun?

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what an amazing coincidence, brit/pol/ btfo I suppose

Anyone got pube's failed meet-up pics?

Banana boatyard or lochar?

"WN" has a Scottish Mother, he could have taken those photos when he was up visiting relatives. And staged the whole fight. Something to consider.

I'm honestly going nowhere. You can keep this up as long as you want. It's well past your bedtimes though.

Both if you have them.

I doubt it. I looked at the boatyard on google maps, it seem quite out of the way.

He posted a timestamped photo from queen st station iirc, ples his ticket bookings.

Lochar

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I'm going to laugh at you mongs when you're disproved and your obsession proves true.

Bin that picture of the man with the knife!

Imagine how your actions make Muslim-bongs feel. It makes them feel excluded. Remember internet posting isn't consequence free mate now continue on.

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Anyone else have a problem with local politicians acting like the family friend during election periods?

We have a politician here called Willie O'Dea who likes to act like "the nice old man who just wants a chat and a cup of tea" around election time, but it's clear he's only interested in power and money.

Any of you guys have similar experiences?

Get out of my thread.

And i dont have a screencap for balmaha, but heres WNs proof pic

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fuck off pube

Diversity is our strength

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Hi Justin.

I just don't feel that turning the country into a third world one is necessarily the answer to avoid the UK being migrated to from the third world.

I remember when he posted that. I would have loved to have seen pubes face,

He still posts here so he'll come around sooner or later.

>teehee

You have no empire. You lost London. You've lost your right to shit post

Soon you will have nothing

>state police
come on, lad

I own you all.

Shit/pol/ is my empire.

bump

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But the date was agreed long in advance. All you would have to do is arrive at the boatyard on any day before the date agreed, take the photo with the pre-arranged date time stamp. Then upload on the day.

stop impersonating me

this

I own you all.

This.

Be honest.

strawpoll.com/scgp3ss4

this

Fucking state of Shit/pol/ posters.

You fucking cock, it is you isnt it, kek

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Why wasn't Dankula allowed a jury trial lads?
I mean legally not the fact that it was a stitch up.
Is it some scottish nonsense?

Got imports n exports mixed up

yes we're all pube

“It will serve you right; oh, how it will serve you right!” I burst
out. “Why did you, in 1939, go and wage war upon the one Man and
the one people who could have kept back Bolshevism? Why did you
ally yourselves with the Russians in order to crush National
Socialism? You only deserve to perish, and I heartily wish you do! I
wish I have the pleasure of seeing you, one day, not all exterminated
— that would be too glorious and too merciful an end — but ground
down to the level of a twentieth-rate nation, mourning, for your past
splendour for a generation or two and then forgetting even that; a
nation having less in common with the builders of the historic British
empire than the unfortunate Greeks of today have with those of the Periclean age. I wish I could come back, from century to century, and tell you, with merciless glee,
over and over again, until you sink into the unconsciousness of the
dead: ‘This gnawing decay is the wage of England’s crime in 1939.’
And I wish to see the same slow paralysis, the same nightmare of
dwindling life in death, torture the descendants of all those Aryans
who from 1939 to 1945 — and after 1945 — sided against Hitler’s great
new humanity. May it spare those alone who will recognise the
treachery of their unworthy fathers and spit at their memory and
boldly join the resurrected New Order.”

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He could elect for one in England and Wales (going to the crown court) but it's Scotland so I don't know.

greek masterrace

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Roman.

To the retarded foot mong.

mean.

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Felt no need to give him a (You). He wants my acknowledgement.

shut up before i stick my long toe up your bum desu

In fact, you all do. That's why you orbit around me.

Stop talking over me.

lmao fucking beta orbiters obsessed with me

mix between roman and greek

Oops, sorry. You seemed to have made a diversion. This is a thread exclusively for Brits and fans of me. Feel free to take your leave.

pube masterrace

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Ironic. With him being such a hard line atheist.

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fucking dyels can't handle the size of my fuck off watch

fucking dyels cant handle the size of my big fuck off dick

Should've thrown him in the ocean.

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...

Boom.

He just used to google the science answers on his talky computer anyway. Fucking cheat.

It won't be third world it'll just be broke, pennyless and the gibs these shitskin abominations survive on will be gone. Weaponizing the womb won't feel quite as tempting when most of your meagre income is going towards merely feeding yourself and basic utilities.

fuck off pube we know it's you we're not falling for your cheap tricks

Keep LARPing your way through life. That's why you're a pathetic failure.

Faggots ITT.

Source?

>Weaponizing the womb won't feel quite as tempting

Never stopped them breeding in their own shitholes when they were living on beetles and fresh air.

fuck off you anti british faggot

I'm Longshanks reincarnated Im gonna save the lot of you

It's actually surprising Britain was ever a prosperous country if any gene pool was corrupted enough to spawn any of you virgins.

tell me about it

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>0+2018AD
>pube is still posting

what a trainwreck of a person

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I mean, there's just no way historians will accept that you people came from Alfred the Great, Edward I, Richard the Lionheart, Henry VIII or even Cromwell. You're such pathetic failures. I actually feel sorry for your parents although I shouldn't since they're likely of the same social standing.

Would like to think the general population wouldn't take too kindly to having a parasitic group leaching off them when they themselves are struggling, not to mention the constant bombings and murders that would ensue. The police force can barely contain the terrorist threat now nevermind whens it itself is broke and having to ration petrol and overtime shifts.

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How tall are you, you have to be tall to be Longshanks. We can't be having a shortshanks.

this

fucking manlets never learn

The fucking state of you all.

I bet you're so glad to be under a firm but kind ruling body.

>firm
aren't you fat pube?

I win at this game of life thing.

You mongs haven't even left the starting line. The fucking state. You're still living with your mothers I bet.

na im fucked, that rules me out soz lads

>I win at this game of life thing
>thing
to me it seems like you don't even know what this "game of life thing" is desu

The world doesn't owe any of you pathetic virigns a thing.

I'll have you know I'm the rightful ruler of Arcadia.

>loads of consecutive posts addressed to nobody
>just trying to drown out the voices

What do you lads think of nofap?

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