How does one go about joining the FBI?

How does one go about joining the FBI?

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Be Jewish.

Solve a mystery on Sup Forums or post a classified HFGCS code book. They will come to you.

It's a dead end job with the only good side of abusing authority to see naked people.

bend over

Be a traitorous ZOGbot

You start by ratting out your closest family to the local police. Do they have a baggy of weed? Did they steal a candy bar from walmart? Yah? Well rat them out. You want to be FBI dont you

Sell your soul to the devil you depraved faggot.

I though the naked-people perk was reserved for the TSA.

Film yourself doing something VERY compromising and illegal that would put you in the slammer for decades, send it to them with blood, saliva, hair samples along with your CV.

Start by graduating from law school

go to FBI site
apply

Go outside and wait for me, user.

start a child porn business

fbijobs.gov/

you send in the application and forget about it, and voila you didn't make the cut because you smoked weed once, but you got a good heart kid, so we'll psyops you over to the Sup Forums division.. nice autism fag.

Lots of weird 'i'm sucking a dick while wearing a mask but I'm not gay' rituals.

This
And this.

It's all about that security clerance.
state.gov/m/ds/clearances/c10978.htm

Delet this.

Do you have to glow in the dark before becoming a CIA nigger? Or do you start glowing in the dark after.

>didn't make the cut because you smoked weed once,
Even having a family member convicted of a crime can stop you.
Anything shay as well.
I wonder how Comey got a job there?

After. You don't want to know how.

Did you enjoy it at least?

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It literally sucked cumming up the ranks. But once you get to be on top, it's not so bad.

join the Democrat party and learn how to lie.

Say you're going to do something crazy up here and it'll get you a fast track, top of the list interview. So fast tracked, they even send their own van to pick you up.

Be a tall wasp who went to a top 25 school and was never arrested ever.

Mexican understands America. Nothing more white and waspy than FBI

lol trumplandia

can confirm , found coordinates of space frog now FBI

Holy shit OP, with your top notch investigative skills you'll be a shoe-in for the job!

You going to come here when you get hired and ask
>hey pol, how catch bad guy?

Dumbfag, FBI app declined.

Be Mormon. Google "Mormon FBI"

Also: Be a pedophile

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Suck 10 million cocks and swallow every single load.
Instant FBI agent!
Bonus: AIDS.

fbi fags, cia niggers, senate members, congress members are all going to be executed. why the fuck would you wanna join that?

>We democrats don't lie.
Right, you just literally murder babies, support the genocide of the white race, hate cops, defend violent criminals, and import Mexicans to be your slaves.

You're the good guys, right?

Step 1: Be molested by a priest in Catholic school.

>Join law enforcement
>Traffic kids for pedophiles
>Take part in pedophilia with other high level gov executives
>Ask for a recommendation.

Being able to cover up crimes regardless of public pressure is a massive plus too.

Fuck you man most LEOs are good guys

He was probably just generally curious. I have wondered myself. However I doubt any of them have any reason to talk to me.

The Sheriff yes, Federal Agents, havent seen one yet who's good.

If you are asking about being an agent I don't know.

But I did IT work for them and was offered a gov job by the section Chief I worked for. I have military experience and security clearance which helped. It wasn't for me and I left before becoming a gov employee.

start by fucking random black men on craigslist

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Go to Ivy league school, love the democrat party.

>It's a dead end job with the only good side of abusing authority to see naked people.
Imagine having to process all the CP video and pics on some case.