This girl knocks your door and propose you to fix your shitty life

This girl knocks your door and propose you to fix your shitty life
What do?

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close the door

kill her

"What the fuck? Are you a stalker?"
Slam the door.

Run back inside, grab SKS, go innabathroom, lock the door, hide in the tub and pray the skinwalker goes away.

Ignore and go for best girl Hitomi, only to be cuckolded by a perfect rich man. My viewing experience.

Ignore her, she will go away

Probably just start weeping.

go to her therapy sessions, otherwise I'll get a fine of 1 million yen

>sheathe back my katana upon discovering she's but a maiden
>take off my hat and hold it against my chest
>bow solemnly
>"Dozo, ojou-san. What can I help you with?"
>listen to her as she explains her project
>lower my chin, look up at her, crack a subtle smirk
>"Iie. I appreciate your concern, my fair hime, but I am afraid you knocked on the wrong door."
>escort her out the building and offer to walk her home, for the streets aren't safe at night
>smile when she refuses, then answer with "Sou ka. Ja, mata ne, o hime sama."
>teleport back into my studio
>kiss my Madoka dakimakura, telling her not to fret for my heart belongs only to her
>masturbate and watch anime, like usual

Show her my figure of her

You've got it down.
youtube.com/watch?v=hC7aJHYePJ4&t=1s

Considering she failed to save Satou, I'll pass

Hide everything I own which suggests I have any wealth or success (put car in storage) and intentionally dirty my room and don't shave. Progressively get worse as she tries to help me, and convince her that the touch of a woman is the only thing that can save me. Get her addicted to the feeling of my cock, and once she can't live without it, magically "improve" and get a job/car/shave/haircut/savings account/healthy diet in the span of one weekend. She now has a sugar daddy and I have a cute cocksleeve, everyone wins.

Kinda had this happen to me.

Isn't as convincing as you might think. Maybe I'd thought different about it if I had seen NHK back then.

Go along with it and fix her shitty life in the proces.

Is she gonna marry me to make me a citizen?

Just binge watched this the other day. Ending didn't give enough closure, but it was good. Immediately purchased the novel :^)

>Immediately purchased the novel :^)

You should have pirated, giving any money to the author is enabling his hikki ways.

I like to think that by purchasing a product it's supporting the franchise and directly impacting whether or not it's continued, or more quality content is created. I did the same thing with Another.

>I like to think that by purchasing a product it's supporting the franchise and directly impacting whether or not it's continued

Did you already forgot the ending? Hikkis only get off their ass when facing with starvation. If you care about the author you will return that novel and pirate it. Its the least that you can do for him.

You are right. I see the error of my ways. I will never again fund these NEETS

Take on her offer. No joke. I Love her

this is unironically amazing

Scream in her face, to stop harassing me and that she s just a fucking gamer gater!

Yamazaki was entirely /ourguy/