You have obtained the Monkey's Paw!

You have obtained the Monkey's Paw!

Dare you use its forbidden power to wish for that anime you always wanted to be made?

I would, but someone already used the Paw for a new season of Berserk.

Evangelion 4.0
monkey paw or not, it's going to be Anno's last miserable "fuck you" to everyone who ever enjoyed eva

Seconded. 4.0 is going to be shit either way so there's no way the monkey's paw can fuck things up since no-one has any expectations to begin with. Better to just get it over with.

Upotte season 2

It would be no fights, no guns, just another 12 episodes of middle schooler pantyshots

I WISH FOR A NEW VOTOMS SERIES

it was me, I'm sorry and I will forever regret my actions

Thirded. I fucking need 4.0 before I die. Only magic will allow that to happen.

Seriously, stop using the paw to wish for anime adaptations of VNs.

What if I use it to wish for FLCL 2 and 3 to be cancelled?

Then Production IG, Trigger, and Khara get shut down and Kazuya Tsurumaki and Yoshiyuki Sadamoto die.

I'm not sure if I should wish for another Umaru season and hope the monkey's paw fucks it up or wish there will never be another season ever again. I guess wishing the manga got cancled would be a safe wish?

All according to the keikaku.

>Production IG, Trigger, and Khara get shut down
Nothing of value was lost.
>Kazuya Tsurumaki and Yoshiyuki Sadamoto die
I've made a terrible mistake.

>Didn't see this picture more than once a year at best
>Posted every fucking week now because normies can't let a meme die

Be more original, troglodyte.

I wish for a new Gundam series.

The Continuing Journey of Jin-Rou in a 3-cour run.

Can I use it to make db good?

I want a Katahane anime.

I wish for a Bondrewd Arc anime adaptation into an one hour Made in Abyss OAV with perfect pacing.

>wish for Despera to finally get made
>Hollywood gets the rights and adapts it and Serial Experiments Lain

I wish that the Internet would cease to work forever.

>someone creates the Internet II and everyone flocks to it, but literally everything is erased in the process

I wish for an anime where all of the girls fart.

Done but they're all dickgirls.

Nuclear War breaks out across the globe and EMP waves fry all electronic devices and satellites across the globe and in orbit, billions die and it's all your fault.

DMC3 or 1 Anime adaption by Bones or madhouse with direct supervision of the original creator.

Okay, I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, AND I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

They're dickgirls who keep constantly wetting themselves.

Done, the anime flops, making way for the Umaru spin off to begin.

Granted, however all of the ingredients used will be expired.

>normies
>that image

How about another season of Kaiji?

It's a 12 episode anime by JC Staff.

Can you wish for a wish that won't backfire

By KyoAni

Already happened. And yes, it was shit.

A hentai of my fetish

Make Noe win the bowl in True Tears

I'd be fine with this. Umaru without Umaru would be a good show. All the other girls are fine.

>It's a 12 episode anime by JC Staff.

Whew, dodged a bullet there. Thought it was going to be DEEN.

Granted, but the only way to redeem the wish is to get approval by the world's worst SJW.

It's done by Queen Bee

Nah i'm talking about a proper direct adaption, like of the games, not some new story for the anime.

Is that the motion sickness company?

A remake of the Fate route, I don't care who makes it.

Keit-ai!

by 8-bit

Keit-Ai does NOT find a way

Man, I'm so happy I get to direct another anime!

Done, but the only translation to English will be done buy Laruffi.

I still seethe with immeasurable fury every time I'm reminded of that monstrosity.

You fucking monster

Genocyber remake

a Rewrite anime!

I don't care just give me onani master kurosawa

What happens if I cook and eat it?

Kyoani adapts it.

Fuck it i take it

I already did.

A BOY

Battle Royale, made by WIT with KabanerI´s animation technique´s

this would be the best slice of life anime ever.

faggot

I'll take it, just too bad for the collateral losses.

Kyoani makes Dagashi Kashi.

I wish for a harem anime with good characters and a compelling story.

An animu about cute Consuls having cute wars

A remake of Tokyo ghoul that actually follows the story properly and with better art.

Basically Tokyo Ghoul:Brotherhood.

Fireball S3 with 2cours.

The real story of this guys life

Cute girls doing cute trades.
Pls

Diarrhea

>asking for impossible things

What would happen if you wish for univeral gender bender (real life and anime)?

the turkey is a little dry.

FALLS

An adaptation of Zero no Tsukaima that follows the LN.

>use monkey's paw to wish for an anime
>paw corrupts wish so that anime villain is now real
>I've made anime real, checkmate monkey paw

MORE MAID DRAGON FUCKING DAMM IT

I want an anime which make every user happy :DDDDDD

What's his name again?

Well you're getting an anime that makes everyone BUT you happy.

A new isekai

Me too, only to see the meltdown after all the kyoanifags see Iruru.

I'd wish for an anime centered around drugs. In no way thus can backfire.

>anime about cute pharmacists doing cute pharmacist things
Cute!

Anime Valkyrie Profile.

Then all you need to do is become the world's worst SJW, not that hard is it?

That's a horrible thing to wish upon anyone, user.

I wish for Lupin The 3rd to become popular on Sup Forums!

They'd cut Iruru entirely.

People believe incredibly stupid shit all the time, and they don't even get a wish out of it.
Besides, all you need to do to be an SJW is complain about asinine surface-level feminist issues and dye your hair.

They become so popular their threads overshadow BnHA and SnK in terms of shittiness.

How about Naruto except the Hokage is a Gorrilla warlord and all of the genin are coked up child soldiers.

I would wish for a Yu-gi-oh anime with all the edginess of the manga.

They can't do that.

I wish every dub was a good dub

They already adapted past the point where she appeared, including one chapter/arc that actually included her. Yet she was nowhere to be seen.

I would unironically watch this.