AUS/POL TRADIE EDITION

How are things boys?

Doomsday prepper builds an underground bunker and fills it with 200 pairs of underwear, 6,000 litres of water and 120kg of honey to last him TWO YEARS if a nuclear war hits
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5522911/Man-builds-bunker-nuclear-war-town-south-west-Melbourne.html

No wonder they take so long! Moment a tradie is caught napping on the job using heavy machinery

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Stop relying on Chinese international students, ASEAN countries say to Australia

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Welfare reform package passes upper house

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Canberra man extradited from Serbia allegedly linked to $500m cocaine ring

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21 Labor MPs misused taxpayer funds for 2014 election campaign

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Our education institutions should not be used as a bloody export!

Because full fees are paid by overseas students, the Universities are obliged to give them a pass. I used to work at a University and this is the norm.

The net affect of this is that degrees are not worth the paper they are printed on. It's pay to graduate instead of actually having to study and know anything.

Further, the international student thing is used as an immigration backdoor.

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is sydney bad?

what up crew?

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I have scoliosis, shoot me

would you prefer to hear voices?

Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

t. buzzfeed

Those female aussies always get me

So what are we going to do to strengthen guarantees of freedom of speech in Australia so it doesn't go down the totalitarian route of the UK?

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our tax payer funded broadcaster calls politicans c*****

what's wrong with out freedom of speech?

How do you cunts kill time on free days at uni?

Happy Human Rights Day from South Africa, our friendly Southern Neighbors!

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I've experienced that and it was definitely disconcerting, idk which I'd rather have without experiencing it again though

There is nothing protecting it, as there is nothing protecting it in the UK. Some protection wouldn't hurt.

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shit's fucked lads.

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>already have literal censorship laws in place
You lost already.

Drink.

I believe that this is the same for every western nation, (with the exception of Israel of course) and I know that this is certainly the case in my country.

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yeah might as well let it get much worse I guess lol

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Just started new job and hate it. What do I do?

Tough it out and see if you find something in it if not leave and try again. Repeat until dharma.

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Tell them it was your identical twin who got the job using your name as a prank.
Works every time.

I feel like I'll get fired for under-performance.

t. newfag

what sort of job is it user?

prostitution

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>t. newfag

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looking for an under the table job in Melbourne west

Ever worked as a brickie's labourer before?

no but ill fucking try my hardest to do it cant be that hard lots of non intell folk do it kek
What does it entail?

>Not welcoming the future slave labor

i just feel so defeated lads. shit job, no gf, no friends, nothing to look forward to, always miserable. suicide is looking like both plan A and B atm. usually i enjoy the circus that is aus politics, but even that has been shit lately. the banks arent gonna get JUSTed by this royal commission, are they?

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labouring ya dickhead

there should be plenty of work for fudge packers down there, just ask your mates one evening

Post an ad on gumtree. Took me 2 hours to get a labouring job in Melbourne.

Chinks have a pretty strong nationalist streak and sense of sovereignty. They'd never allow the opposite of that photo to exist in their country, they'd close the borders and deport the "foleigners" and have a propaganda fest to pressure the rest to leave.

>royal anything
>justing the banks
Yeah you're out of luck m8.

have you tried watching anime?

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faggot

I'm going to a high status city university and I'm highly regretting it right now, it's likely I'll transfer rurally
anyone in the same boat?

Real funny boy

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t. thailand

We need a national punch a leftie day. What date do you think best fits?

1st May

ok what time and where?
Yeah my country wont give me a passport so I cant even go home with my kids if I wanted to. YES a white country in Europe

>120kg of honey
Fark I never thought of that. Thats actually a pretty good idea

>yeah might as well let it get much worse I guess lol
What reason do we have to step in at this stage?
The wahmenz do what they suffer to themselves, while men will not combine forces till violence is required...
I'll just keep training for that.

Fuck no. Labor and their scum voters will still pat themselves on the back for it though.

Ooooo we slapped the bad guys with a wet lettuce leaf tee hee.

Royal commission finding we have corrupt porkers did fuck all over a decade ago, don't hold your breath.
And don't be weak.
Life is suffering, embrace it and laugh.

Maybe get out and get some exercise. Go for a long walk or run, if I have too much inside time I feel like death.

How much do you need to learn in Sydney to support a family of 5 total?

I got 140k, I feel like it's getting around the limit of what I can earn.

earn*

kek my mate does this for tinder dates when he finds out they are a fatty

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sbs.com.au/news/cory-bernardi-demands-someone-lose-their-job-after-abc-comedy-sketch

Why does Cory Bernardi call people snowflakes and then complain about the ABC?

good thing it doesnt have to be a government vote, but can be an internal border and immigration policy.
why do you think Irish and italians are rejected immigration but chinks are invited by the boat load?
it's not because of parliament but of internal policy, and Dutton can change that policy without a vote

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because the ABC is a socialist propaganda channel along with SBS

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Why do a bunch of abos want to stop fracking?
Is fracking actually bad?

The "best universities" in the country are generally degree-mill tier when it comes to actual teaching quality, student services, and education of students. They coast on their research cred and international prestige and many don't really give two shits about students. The insane and irrational social justice movements also have a strong presence.

Rural universities by comparison will treat you like a human being. Maybe not as much prestige to their degrees. But it would depend on what you are studying, friendo.

and then there's TAFE

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It's extremely environmentally unfriendly, that's the main reason that western countries import so much energy and rare metals from countries far away.
Chink and middle eastern governments couldn't care less about their country's environment.

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monday in adelaide lol

>Canberra man extradited from Serbia allegedly linked to $500m cocaine ring
Fucking piece of shit Serbian scum bags.

Can I get a translation

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most articulate racist rant i've heard
good lad

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He apparently has a mental health condition and didn't take his tablets that day or something. So he ended up going on some racist rant in centerlink.

That was posted by channel 7 an hour ago.

mate take a martial art class and cill out

mate take a martial art class and chill out

mate take a marital arts class and kill out

m8 grab a pack of winnie blues and have a think about improving your situation, find your spirit animal in a pack of smokos m8.

Man up faggot and stop being a bitch.

Be honest, you won't be killing yourself any time soon

his mental health condition is ethnic fury and the medication is lobotomy

>child porn found in Bitcoin blockchain

rip coiners

>man up faggot

And we wonder why so many dudes are offing themselves

because they're faggots?

Brown skinned
Accurate

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>why do you think Irish and italians are rejected immigration but chinks are invited by the boat load?

I think it's because Irish or Italians are not as rich as those chinks, cannot achieve the high score in English test in comparison to chinks.
I heard there are many agencies in chinkland teaching how to systematically cracking the IELTS.
Not sure about Italian but all Irish and English are illiteracy anyway. I have heard many stories that English people can't even get IELTS 6. Usually Universities require IELTS 6.5 or 7.

>Be Irish and Italian
>Need to get to IELTS level 6
>Go to Sup Forums and shitpost all of the time
>????
>SUCCESS!

Is anyone following clive palmer on facebook? He's gone full shitpost and has a private group called "Palmy Army" that make memes for his page
He wants the meme vote and he's trying to establish an audience for the election

this has been happening for weeks user, its pretty much just /ourguys/ shitposting

I know it's not new, but I'm seeing it actively promoted through facebook now. I don't even follow him but it keeps coming up on my feed, even when there's no reason like "your friend commented on this" or whatever

It will be interesting to see what comes of it - if the memes turn into votes, even if it's just a shitpost protest vote from disenfranchised millennials. Anything to try and reduce the two party duopoly system we've got

What exactly are Clive Palmers policies?

Well good. Just cleaning the gene pool from the weaklings.

What do you want us to do? Hold their hand and say everything will be alright? People are busy with their own lives at it is.

And besides i bet he wont have the courage to an hero anyway. He hasnt even tried to fix his shit. Hes just lazy

You're right user, less whites the better, I can just see it now, poo in the loos, sudos and islanders as far as I can see. Brown like a rainbow as god intended.

Who cares. Palmer gathered a following by shitposting about timtams all day long. He isn't seen as serious and only the anti-greens crowd would buy into it. Because it's anti-greens.

implying I have or will ever have children. I have my pug, peaches.
t. melbournian doing arts at Melb. Uni.
A.M.A.

And don't forget your avocado on toast.

The talking points repeated in his videos are
>inject $70 billion into the economy
>create demand
>massive job growth
>wipe out the deficit and end unemployment

I hope your shitposting lad.

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So just throwing around nice sounding words to people and promising the impossible?

That's a shame. He's just another used car salesman.

Hurr durr 'education is our 4rd biggest export'!

Some scam the unis cooked up is a multibillion dollar industry for Australia.

>end of the world
>bother wearing underwear
What the fuck mate. i don't even wear pants when I'm at home half the time. Let alone grundies.

>Affordable housing and good job market in early 20's
>Plasma TV's and smartphones.

Look you boomer fuckwits. I will use an old style rotary phone and watch an analogue TV with wooden casing if it makes you happy.

But if I do that I want the housing market, job market, and institution of marriage fixed. I also want a 90%+ white country.

OH YOU CANT DO THAT? YOU CANT MAKE THAT DEAL? BUT I HAVE THE ROTARY PHONE & WOODEN TV READY TO GO.

Nothing to do with whites. All to do with weak bitches. Even so, who wants a weak white anyway?

pretty much
it's vaguely trump-like but he doesn't have the assertive personality to convince people that it's possible the same way trump did.

Whats a good course to do in tafe in Sydney?