How to get cute midwesterner gf?

How to get cute midwesterner gf?

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probably you have to go to the midwest

1. Be attractive
2.Move to Midwest
4. Leave Sup Forums and become a normie
5. Ask out a lot of cute midwesterny girls until one says yes

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dude, 1-4 points on your list are impossible to achieve

Kill yourself that woman is not white

Why the Midwest?

Stay out of the midwest and away from our women.

I forgot step 3. Don't be a faggot

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what was step 3

Become a welder and move.

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Get my flag off the fucking deck you thot

Something you failed at already

be black

1. I am not that attractive but I can outweight it with having many shekels and fast car
2. I cannot move to midwest, Poland cannot into USA
4. Leave Sup Forums, top jej, we are here forever

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And clearly you're OP so you failed #3

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>clearly you're OP
nigger, Poland is not even near Finland

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Not USA, might as well not exist. Why should I give a fuck?

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Perkele, you already got cuties.

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cause we were before your silly little country existed, we endured things beyond your imagination, and we will stay here after you are gone

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>Ernest rolls his sleeves up and gets a real job
How have I not seen this one, looks kino

Why would you want an ugly pale midwestern girl?

The south has the hottest girls in the US, blanda up finn.

Add a few hundred pounds and a mulatto kid or three and you've got a realistic picture of every Midwestern and Southern girl.

Midwestern girls are overrated.
Southern girls is where it's at.

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w-whoa

would put my nordic seed in that womb

Met mine on OKCupid a few months after I moved here. She was a 21 year old virgin.

oh sweet jesus