Why do so many software developers get married at such a mind-blowingly young age...

why do so many software developers get married at such a mind-blowingly young age? Everyone should wait till at least 45 to settle down, marry, and try for children.

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Too socially awkward to play the field?

Wasn't cracked a comedy site once upon a time?

they’re all arranged marriage poos

This, tfw first marriage offer at 22

(((they))) don't want smart whites breeding at biologically opportune times.

most of the people in my office are foreigners and the ones that are white def arent married

one is engaged to a flip, one frenchie is married and the other 2 arent anywhere close to dating

but general reason is due to having high disposable income at an earlier age for those that arent getting arranged marriages like the indians

Just how autistic and out of touch are Sup Forumssters? 36 is not a young age to get married at all, I was being blatantly sarcastic.

>Everyone should wait till at least 45 [...]
No, only men. Women should marry at 16yo at most. Older than that and they become whores that only cucks are willing to marry.

AoC is the most cucked law in existence.

Conception rate for women over 45yrs = 2%

26 year old, married at 24.
Was with my fiancé since we were both 19 year old nerdy virgins when we met.

Software developers actually have a job with a steady and decent pay. Unlike most millenials.

please tell me how to find and approach other 19 year old nerdy virgins

Remind me to never be sarcastic on Sup Forums again. Why are literal imbeciles acting like 36 is an old age to get married just because I JOKINGLY said it was. If I made a thread claiming the sky was purple, would half the dumbasses on this baord just take that as fact as well?

*young, fuck.

>tfw first marriage offer at 22
tfw you are still single 10 years later.

Step One
>be 19

check

Congrats, unironically, unsarcastically and unsatirically.

>45
>try for children
???????????????????????

If you want people to take your word as sarcastic you need to not sound like a shill/idiot.

They didn't angrily disagree though, they just rolled with what I said as fact like impressionable idiots.

Sarcasm can't be detected without the voice tone.

I didn't need it to be detected, its just disheartening that there are so many children here that they will take an absurdly obvious lie as a fact merely because they read it in an OP.

tfw 25 and have never even been on a date

success, career driven. Men who might have been mocked in their teens by girls become premium men in their early twenties with huge disposable income, career and close knit friends.

The starting wage for someone in my office is £48k ($68k) and thats for people just out of uni. We used to pay much less as a initial startup but the men all god significant others and hitched fast.

In London all these "freaks and geeks" got marketing and professional girlfriends. Gorgeous girls with brains.

Reason? Well on Friday when everyone goes to the pubs you arent going to talk to the fucking barman are you and the chances are you arent drinking every Friday in Islington or Shoreditch unless youre doing alright.

beta bux

Look in the mirror

>please tell me how to find and approach other 19 year old nerdy virgins
U N I V E R S I T Y

Java Developer here.
Got married at 22, has been dating with the girl since I was 17 and she was my classmate in Uni, also a developer now.

Most of my knit friends work in IT and got married in 23. One is police officer and getting married this year and other is forever alone rich kike.

I wonder who could be behind this post...

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>when everyone goes to the pubs you arent going to talk to the fucking barman
It happens.

>being this autistic

Jiemba please, a big chunk of 30 something year olds today are hipsters and soyim who have no strong life plans. What seperates a software dev from the rest of them is that they at least have a job that can provide for a family. Whether you think that marrying at 36 is old or not is irrelevant.

Yeh that is what I always thought too. Or they are so desperate for any female attention they just try to put a ring on whatever claw/finger first comes their way.

Oh you pom, you do make me laugh.

>Gorgeous girls with brains

We all know your still trying to get their attention. No real man says that about women. You are just another pathetic pom who thinks anything with a vagina is divinely touched.

OP is fucked in the head. Making kids at 45 dosent work. You seariously wanna be near retirement age when your kids are at teenage age? Fuck off OP

>be software developer
>spend your 20s isolated from the world working your ass off to make someone else rich
>suddenly hit 30
>panic over no social life
>panic over no prospects for the future
>roastie sees you making "good money"
>roastie adds you on facebook
>marry chad's leftover
the dreamlife

>36
>mindblowingly low age to get married
Neck yourself faggot neet

>marketing
>brains
jej

the sky is purple at certain times of day

I'm sorry Sup Forums is too retarded to understand your thread, OP.

>Conception rate for women over 45yrs = 2%
And much higher odds for Down syndrome and other conditions.
Anyway, the median age of 36 seems complete bullshit.