Why are Australians so based?

From your protectionist policies to your "I don't care what other cunts think" attitude, watching ozzie politics and news brings a tear to my eye.

Over here in New Cuckland we're basically the country "that wants to play with the big boys" but we're too small and irrelevant. Australia shares many of the same problems as NZ but I LOVE how aussies will be criticised for an action and then will say "fuck you" with a smile. Classic example is the Manus Island detention camp where there was alleged overcrowding and rampant disease and the Australian government basically said
>Fuck it, I don't care
Demolished it and """"""relocated"""""" all the refugees. I remember watching this debate with Malcolm Turnbull on Sky and he fucking criticised Jacinda Aldern for volunteering to intake 200 refugees....200!!! He basically called it "cute" that he thought NZ was helping when Australia regularly receives hundreds of thousands of refugees.

It's shit like this that makes me smile. Australia is too busy lifting the finger to the rest of the western world to give a damn. They're the only ones acknowledging the South African white farmers problem while here in NZ we keep screaming for diversity. Are all Australians based? No but they're hell of a lot more based than us here in Cuck Zealand.

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>your protectionist policies
are you a fucking idiot

Calm down Kiwibro you know what he means

yea our politcians give in to some right like tough on refugees/manus to pander alt right but they still let shit loads in through the front door. They and boomers would also sell us to China. fuck em..both sides.

No i don't, I really don't, what tariffs does australia have that are even over 20%

Remove meme flag you pussy fagg. Also did you actually un-ironically refer to the Australian right as the alt right?

Australians might be but our politicians ain't. Fucking sold us to China.

fuck off young liberal faggot

I mean in the sense that even the cucked labour party supports offshore processing. Australia is a trade nation, big tariffs would fuck us.

Turnbull is a lefty kike and you think that's based. Gas yourself.

OP the other states are based but not Victoria unfortunately. Melbourne is mentally ill.

>I mean in the sense that even the cucked labour party supports offshore processing
what are you talking about he's going on about protectionism when Australia isn't. Refugee Policy has nothing to do with it

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Fuck off chink loving boomer jew

I'm going to start making bumper stickers that read "Learn Mandarin Or Get Out Of Our Country"

I'm taking protectionism in a more general sense then, not just economic policy. Sure sounds like a word that has multiple uses.

>. Sure sounds like a word that has multiple uses.
has a dictionary use of only one

clearly. you should neck yourself liberal poofter

I have a Russian friend that lives in New Zealand for three years already. He told me that New Zealanders are too spoiled by the "paradise climate", lazy and do not like to learn new things. He says that most of the high-class specialists in the new Zealand are emigrants.

"Protectionism is the economic policy of restricting imports from other countries through methods such as tariffs on imported goods, import quotas, and a variety of other government regulations" i stand corrected.

>high-class specialists
probably lives in auckland

you goys still have your guns
at least be glad about that
also Turnbull is a retarded Cuckservative - Bernardi and Leyonhjelm are our only true hopes unless Abbott makes a return. Bishop is ok tho.

I'll swing from your rope cunt

Chk.
And yep. Both Oz/NZ have it easy compared to many many places.

Fuck off Australia has harsher internet censorship laws than we do while having worse internet.

> owned by chinks
> based

Wut

we have 1 year jail or fine for cyber bully

It would seem our censorship laws don't get enforced very well then.

You'd have to wrestle alligators for a year before you even thought about doing that young liberal poofter

>Bishop is ok tho.
Are you fucking retarded? You must be a boomer. She's one of the biggest donors to the Clinton Foundation, she donates billions to third world shit holes in South East Asia and then gets BTFO by these same countries. East Timor for example has just been ceded our maritime territory by her.

Butthurt that her friend Hillary lost, she went out of her way to denounce Trump as sexist and goes out of her way to cavort with celebrities and leftist idols worldwide. She's also one of the politicians that spoke out against supporting white South Africans.

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Melb just needs a good Nuke

I just want you cunts to get some fucking xbox/ps4 servers, sick of seeing NZ players in Aus lobbies just lagging it up.

mate, we’re going to be a Chinese colony in four years time and so is New Zealand.

yea, na. you're a fuckwit who really doesn't know what goes down in here.

Australia is good at LOOKING like they're based as you have described OP. the reality is very different though. Africans and other useless cunts are in this supposedly very tough country to get in. i don't understand how so many of these cunts get in. they literally do nothing and just hop on centrelink as soon as they arrive

about 4 years away from being another Britain

Google Julie Bishop and Asbestos. She has a dark past as a lawyer.

>amerimutt vassal
>based

Wut

so what's going with your foreign policy anyway? going with ASEAN?

Australia uses Asean to poke at US, China
atimes.com/article/australia-uses-asean-poke-us-china/

Not sure m8, were stuck between a rock and a hard place on trade. Oceana is Australasia. We are surrounded. We need to buy and sell shit to Asian countries to get buy. Without US Mil we'd be tested every day and probably get effed in the a. BUT, we have cuckservatives and Marxist commie fags here too. Were lucky we have a "get fucked ya cunt" culture, otherwise we would have lost already.

>going with ASEAN?
Aus and NZ were not allowed to join ASEAN because they said we weren't asian

And we always wanted to be Asian too... feels bad doesn't it

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She was only butthurt over SA because Dutton was flexing his muscle RE the fact his new superdepartment overlaps with everthing from foreign affairs (Bishop) to immigration and defence.

It was effectively a hip check to remind him to stay in his lane.

australia is NOT based in any way shape or form.
we are arguably worse than the UK, france and sweden at this point.

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Isn't like 30% of australia's population from China?

>Ayou Deng
>Jalal Yassine-Naja
>Members of far right True Blue Crew yelled abuse at
Something doesn't add up here folks.

i don't see whats the problem with killing mudslimes

i cant put into words how much i HATE the australian government, our tranny faggot judges and pedophile politicians.
we are NOT REDPILLED AT ALL.
THE AVERAGE AUSTRALIAN WILL SOONER FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT OF GROSS BLACK NIGGERS, MUSLIM IMMIGRANTS AND FAGGOT PEDOPHILES THAN FOR THE RIGHTS OF HIS COUNTRYMEN.

melbournne judges, politicians and even our PM has fucked and killed kids.

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Jalal Yassine-Naja doesn't sound White at all. So why should White Austin's care?

i wish Sup Forums could know how many melbourne judges and politicians brutally fuck and murder kids.
its fucking unreal that they are allowed to get away with it for so long..

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Smellbourne is ground zero for D Day.

why does ALMOST EVERY melbourne judge have a record of annual travels to the U.S.A?
why would they need to spend so much time in america?

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i hope that the pedophile elites of melbourne have to pay for their crimes.
not just by spending eternity in hell, but i hope they are dragged behind a horse through melbourne
CBD before being torn to fucking pieces by the people whos lives they have ruined.

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yes

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>Victorifags shitting up a thread we're getting a blowjob from our little bro

Shut the fuck up cunt. This is something special usually kiwis are retarded.

>Fuck off chink loving boomer jew

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>chink colony
>not asian

wut

You didn't account for melbourne

Reminder that NZ is the only nation equal to Australia.

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new zealand is that bad?

We need to talk about the Victoria Problem, like, now bruvs

All Australian's should boycott the place, don't visit. Kill their tourism. Easy and effective.

even victoria is decent once you get the fuck away from pozzbourne

中人出走吧

>Not completely burn down the whole of victoria

What are you doing lads

if americans knew that the chances of being robbed or assaulted at regular tourist areas in melbourne is HIGHER than FUCKING south central L.A or harlem, they would NOT want to visit here.

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>b-based
literally a kike banker
although, I cant say much because of the Shabbos goy that is currently our president

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This was the right call, south african farmers feel persecuted and there's no reason to not accept them in australia so they can make a little apartheid in some abbo infested town.

Statehood when? The UK will be the first European states added to the union, will australia be the first oceanic? (Fuck Hawaii niggers they don't count).

they won't change my passport or birth certificate to match my identity as a trans-taswegian so i'm stuck being victorian for life

wasn't born or raised near pozzbourne though, thank fuck

But Americans WANT to be bashed, they love that.
That pussy doctor didn't want to leave at the end.
It's a fetish in Americans, they can get instant orgasm when they get bashed, especially by BLACK lords.

bump