WEZ AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT FROM YAS ANY MOHR!! WHES YA LOICENSE?????
OI BRUV! WEZ TOLD YA ONCE. NO MAKIN FUNNA MOOSLIMS
Joshua Adams
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Ayden Reyes
Oi...
Nathaniel Carter
They're called asians, you fucking bigot.
Asher Rivera
>WHES YA LOICENSE
I laughed when i read that in my head with an angry british accent
Ayden King
Camden Parker
*unsheats spoon*
*conquers London*
Dylan Edwards
Nicholas Walker
Stop
Bullying
Britain
Jaxon Lewis
>LOICENSE
Andrew Jenkins
I guess they adopted Mario Kart over there
they probably pull over criminals by throwing bananas infront of them
Noah Mitchell
Hunter Brown
Some of us need stem cells mate dont cuck me on this stuff.
Dominic Anderson
Crazy to believe UK managed to out-cuck Germany and even Sweden.
James Morales
Poor Brits
Ryder Peterson
It's a race towards destruction
Everyone's giving their all
Jaxson Bennett
Only when they stop doing stupid shit like putting people in jail for teaching their dog to raise its paw.
Brayden Jackson
>mutts being blissfully unaware of their own demographic problem while making fun of other countries
All the blacks and Mexicans already in your country aren't going to disappear or stop having babies just because Trump is your president.
Jaxson Roberts
fucking brits can go to hell
Evan Wilson
Anthony Gutierrez
>decide to take vacation from burgerland
>fly into london heathrow.
>plane lands, clap
>get off plane, approached by bobbies
>Oy you got a clapping loicense do ya guv?
>can't understand their weird accents to tip them $4 each
>they don't know what to do wit USD (probably more money than they've ever held in their lives)
>go to a bar
>order a beer
>two more bobbies come in and ask bartender for beer dispensing license
>he gives it to them
>they ask him for for a beer
>he asks them for a beer-drinking license
>one hands him a document while the other looks around nervously
>he doesn't have a beer-drinking license
>whips out a spork
>i giggle a little bit
>everyone looks at me
>forget there's no such thing as free speech here
>get arrested and detained for illegal opinions
>as they are arresting me, ask them if they have an arresting me license
>both look at each other nervously and let me go
Nicholas Perez
>tfw no porn license
Am I going to be arrested next month?
Adrian Butler
Someone nuke us already
Thomas Baker
Probably, you should apply as a political refugee.
Josiah Sanders
>George Orwell was unironically right
Zachary Hill
Asher Fisher
Go tell it to your Saturnian cube, you slave of Molloch!
Jose Stewart
We have found in our investigation that youve used the words ”mutts” and ”demographic problem” on the internet suggesting a disrespect for the free multicultural society. We’ll do you for that.
Nicholas Wilson
the most vibrant circle in hell
Luis Gonzalez
yup, i still wonder how he predicted it, did he stumble onto insider info?
Jace Hughes
>We’ll do you for that.
Hot.
Joseph King
I really don't know, crypto-time travelers maybe?
Brayden Walker
BE A GOOD BLOKE
BIN THAT JOKE
Carson Bennett
bug off ya wank I'm free to be me ownself yeah
Caleb Hall
>our government is beyond saturday morning cartoon level retarded
>this is the average bongs fault
sorry for not pressing the "instantly elect a decent government" button.
Dominic Cox
>sorry for not pressing the "instantly elect a decent government" button.
Apology accepted.
Nolan Fisher
How much time did he get?
Brody Cooper
Are you jolly?! Bin that trolling!
Landon Kelly
Ah, wasn't sentenced yet. Comes in a month.
Austin Perez
Yes yes wait for that "good" government to elect to solve all your problems. Meanwhile the ZOG is destroying your country and blocking any discent from you sheep.
>Implying meaningful change will come from gov
You need to do a revolution you weak twats.
Jace Perry
Very nice! I love it when flags play the meta.
Oliver Torres
great
Angel Hill
>don't know what to do wit USD (probably more money than they've ever held
Stupid mutt. You do realise that a dollar is worth about 60p?
Hudson Howard
I really don't get 'hate crimes'
Let's say some black guy comes up to you & makes fun of you for being short, fat, big nosed or being boz-eyed for example.
You can't call him a pavement ape cause that's "RACISM" & a "HATE CRIME", but it's simply insulting him back but only one of you is committing a hate crime? utter joke.
Julian Jenkins
>Am I going to be arrested next month
Why aren't you in prison already? I've been locked up in Broadmoor for the last 8 months for possession of kitchen utensils with intent to endanger life
Christopher Brooks
unironically this
Isaac Green
Gasp! Are you the dreaded "Shitlingthorpe Spooner"?
Evan Evans
Those dumbass shitbrits are going to put their own people into concentration camps soon
Juan Hall
kikes have even less humor than the stereotypical german I see
Brody Davis
England is lost, same as Sweden
Julian Bennett
France... well France was always a lost cause, so, who cares.
I cant wait for the racewars to start here, that's the only thing thats important. Screw all you leeches
Austin Cruz
Fucking americlaps
Charles Williams
Not me bruv. I'm the notorious Scunthorpe scooper
Wyatt Smith
I'd think the world we live in is a weird mix of Huxley and Orwell
Ryan Cox
Lincoln Garcia
mfw, i read that in a britsh accent.
Adam Harris
OI BRUV! WEZ TOLD YA ONCE. NO MAKIN MASTABATIN WIDTHOOOOUT YAH LIOCENCE
Landon Sullivan
Tough guy not so tough anymore, huh.
Fuckin disgraceful pedo protectors.
Gavin Sanchez
Inb4 Bongs need a "loicense" to shitpost on Sup Forums.
Carter Martinez
Kek
Christian Phillips
Jack Williams
Here is my story
>be me
>register on a British student forum
>on the religion subthread you are allowed to shit on christianity
>ok, so I decide to make fun about Muhamed
>got banned for upseting minorities
Levi Sullivan
i grew up in the uk but moved to Australia with my family when i was 14 and after seeing this shit repeatedly i am so fucking glad we got out of this backwards retarded shithole i honestly cant beilieve how far that fucking country has fallen its so bad to the point where i dont even see it as my homeland anymore the entire country can go fuck itself.
Gabriel Lewis
Look out! He's got an assault spoon!
Juan Jenkins
Are the UK hate threads the new nigger hate threads of Sup Forums?
Andrew Howard
More like the new Sweden hate threads since they are the king cucks now.
Jaxson Price
Ian Torres
Be britbong, ironically tell this joke, gets intentially interpreted unironically by fascist government & is thrown in jail for racism & hate speech, couple of months extra for being underage owning a butterknife.
Logan Cooper
USD is monopoly money compared to the Great British Pound.
Nathaniel Johnson
meet islamics in jail, convert to islam, get out of jail, suicide-bomb the tube
Logan Fisher
this
entertainment and media seem to present huxley's version
but when you step outside it feels like orwell
a strange schizm that forces the mind to accept two different realities
Josiah Mitchell
>Be tourist in Britain
>Wake up at sunrise to the Salat al Fajr blaring through every speaker in London
>Wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>There's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my TV license while in the country
>Take the underground and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>Wake up in NHS waiting room
>Linger there for hours while Muhammads' hangnails are tended to, and some boys get their prescriptions for puberty blockers and estrogen
>Hospital food is fard fare since it's halal
>Wave at government CCTV cameras monitoring my hospital bed
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my mother isn't wearing a head scarf
>Try to mansplain that she's male
>My mom says she doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police murder her
>The Guardian, Telegraph and BBC say they're worried about the murder of my mother because it might cause Islamophobia
>She is buried in Highgate cemetery
>Her bones are being monitored by CCTV
>After funeral bin my collection of butter knifes on the way back to my hotel room
>Try to ease my pain by viewing some online porn
>Can't because I can't verify my age as I'm not a British citizen with a proper address and ID
>Kacper laughs at me while cleaning my room's toilet
>Snap
>Post negative things about my mom's murderer on Facebook
>Get arrested for hate speech
>Serve six full months in a maximum security prison
>Be released
>Make a beeline for the nearest airport out of Britain
>Wish I held conservative views so I could have been barred from ever entering this country
Benjamin Morris
Gave me a giggle mate.
You're welcome to have a terrible holiday here whenever you fancy.
Jayden Williams
Greatly underrated artist.
Angel Young
thats some monty python level situation, who in their right minds would think this would become reality.
Eli Gray
How come Burgers can suddenly understand British slang so well? When did that happen?
Once upon a time that was our superpower, we could talk in Bongspeak in front of you and you wouldn't know what we were talking about.
>mfw we've even been robbed of that
Julian Sullivan
another brit hate thread
4th one on Sup Forums rn
Kevin Jones
>gay agender muslim arab with down's syndrome as prime minister
>can't criticize his policies without commiting hate crime
checkmate Sup Forums
Easton Watson
We once told god: Please god. ER STRAFE ES!!
And god obliged.....
Samuel Barnes
Eli Jones
hatred stems from jealousy which stems from inferiority which is a direct cause of not being british
i don't dislike these anti brits, i just feel sorry for them
Jaxon Sanchez
ah the good old "if you don't like cannibals and homosex you must secretly like the taste of human flesh and be gay"- Argument
Jordan Lopez
We’re just taking one for the team user. Giving those poor Mutts and Krauts a bit of a break bless ‘em.
In all seriousness though, we need to srsly uncuck ourselves, this country is going to shit.
Luis Clark
avin a go bruv? cheeky lil bellend
Adrian Long
dont drop to american levels germany, you're better than that
Connor Adams
I was about to greentext your greentext..
Broke my brain
Nicholas Evans
They forget their place. Mutts are just overweight Anglos. They owe us their very existence.
Jack Johnson
they're mostly mongrelized krauts actually
Carson Reyes
Why are there so many (((UK hate threads))) recently started by (((mutts)))?
Has amerimutt bullying gone too far?
Christopher Moore
You couldnt pay me to live in your Orwellian shithole brit.Be a man and own up to your problems for once.
John Ross
all these british hate threads, this place really is a russian psy-ops target isn't it?
Christian Edwards
This shit will never cease to infuriate me, this is why we have guns in America.
Easton Adams
OI MATE LET ME SEE THAT BUTTER KNOIFE LIOCENSE!
Cooper Brooks
>USD is monopoly money
>Not the Britbong PlasticPound
Alexander Roberts
No.
Kevin Butler
The criminal then eats the banana before fucking the officer's underage daughter, as is tradition in his vibrant, colorfully diverse country.
Lincoln Gomez
Owen Gutierrez
what a hell hole
Joshua Collins
JOIN THE BLOODY TEAM
BIN THAT SODDING MEME
Jason Powell
OI MATE
DO YOU HAVE THE SHITPOSTING LOICENSE???
Brody Wilson
kekd and rekt