Tuck'n the Tuck

Our defenses are failing. Will Tuck ever be able to show his face again.

I'm scared guys.

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Kids are young enough to be forced to go to school but they sure as hell cannot make school laws

babies get shot in Chicago all the time. they get a vote now?

Aborted babies

I'm so happy this South African nigger could come to America and take a cushy broadcasting job, to lecture Americans about their own politics and engage in partisan hackery and propaganda. Great stuff.

How come he never does any news about South Africa?

Why are so many political comedians not from this country?

That is completely irrelevant to the argument. Someone can not want to be shot but still not want gun control. Lib arguments are such shit sometimes.

Because he's a progressive nignog that pushes the narrative.

If fetuses are old enough to get torn apart, they're old enough to have an opinion about being aborted.

Gotta love far-left "logic"".

because he would come across as an Uncle Tom reporting racist remarks against the murdering niggers

Wow, we should make shooting innocent people illegal or something.

A baby is old enough to get shot. So should our gun laws be "Goo goo gaa gaa fart"

>Voting to give the government power to take away fundamental rights
>opinion

Only an idiot would think the jest was coherent, hence, OP is an idiot.

Noah has a point. We should let kids run things because they're just as smart as Dems.

What age are u allowed to be shot at bc if it’s over 21 I’m fucked

Actually a good argument. Just like dogs and toddlers should have a say regarding traffic rules.

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FPBP

Post pictures of the girls at that Arianna Grande concert and ask if children should be allowed to make laws about muslims.

So basically what he is saying is that anyone older than a toddler should be able to vote.

Kind of Off topic but why is media so obsessed with AR-15 rifles? I've noticed whenever there's a shooting they'll always mention the "victims were shot with an AR-15" but never any other gun. Why that gun in specific.

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>If kids are old enough to be aborted, they're old enough to have an opinion about being aborted

If youre old enough to eat meatballs, youre old enough to become one

Because it looks like the Military's M4 rifle

No, but what he is saying it that an aborted fetus has a right to not want to get aborted.

So, civil rights for the unborn when?

Because it makes the shooters look too heroic because they're using the same style of rifle the good guys use.

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small caliber yet scary looking gun...if they can get it banned, it will be much easier to ban larger caliber semi-automatic rifles and handguns due the damage done being greater than that of the weapon of war, the AR-15

So Tervor's saying that Kids with no life experience and shorter sighted views on the world should be able to make laws for the rest of the population?

That's some Jewish spin, right there.

But hey, at least nobody is really watching Trevor Noah.

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What kind of logical argument is that? Fucking retard.

Why are shill posts so obvious. No one who is pro 2A and understands why would think like this.

I hate this fucking nigger. Someone should string him up.

they've been pushing this shit for generations....ever hear of an old movie called "wild in the streets"? 14 or fight....and everyone that's "old" gets retired to the hippie commune and put on a dose of LSD....

>If im old enough to vote im old enough to be president
first 18 year old president wen?

>old enough to be shot
This nigger really thinks it's legal to shoot kids?

>opinion
That kinda sums up the whole leftist strata. Emotional opinions, with extreme bias. Thanks nigger noah

Does this guy spend every episode counter pointing Tucker in the same way John Stewart would spend every episode counter pointing O'Reilly

>If you are old enough to be raped
>you are old enough to decide consent laws
I didn't knew this negro was also a pedophile

>us military industrial complex
>good guys
Fighting for the same kikes who are trying to disarm American citizens makes you a bad guy

Unironically this

If kids are old enough to run with scissors, they're old enough to have an opinion about running with scissors.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LATE NIGHT “””COMEDIANS”””

so they import more of the AK-47 for mohammad to use.

> fetuses are old enough to be shot

Why does the left keep trying to meme?

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>they've been pushing this shit for generations....ever hear of an old movie called "wild in the streets"? 14 or fight....and everyone that's "old" gets retired to the hippie commune and put on a dose of LSD....

Oh yeah, I know. It's just that Trevor Noah does such a terrible job at it.

because its an ASSAULT rifle. It's coming to your homes and gonna ASSAULT you. did i mention ASSAULT?
>oh mah gawd im scared. Dont ASSAULT me. Take all my rigths.

if kids are old enough to wear clothes, they're old enough to have an opinion on what to wear.

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What is age of consent?

if kids are old enough to smoke crack, they're old enough to have an opinion on smoking crack

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The goal is to disarm the population so they cannot effectively fight back against a totalitarian government.

This means people have to be unable to fight against the police/SWAT which means only allowing bolt actions, handguns, and shotguns at most

long rifles like the ar-15 are usually involved in less than 500 deaths/year in the US with a population of 330+ million

Handguns make up somewhere around 95%+ firearm deaths, but you NEVER hear the media talk about a handgun ban, they gun for the guns that would prevent citizens from effectively defending themselves from an orwellian police state.

>If kids are old enough to talk, they're old enough to regulate Freedom of Speech

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1. ARs are ubiquitous
2. they resemble the rifles our military uses, nogunz genrally can't tell the difference so when the media says "military style" they believe it
3. banning ARs and their various accessories is a gun grabber's wet dream, it would very quickly become a ban on all semi-autos, that's why the media shills against them so hard

>If you're old enough to be murdered, then you're old enough to have opinions about being murdered
Wow. Who would of thought? People don't like to get murdered. I guess we should let literal children decide our personal, local, and national security.

is this nigger even popular in America? He really isn't funny.

Pretty sure he's done it twice; once because of the Aus chimpery, and the other was about fucked if I know, maybe the vote on the land grab bill.

Numbers are constantly dropping. I might not have agreed with Stewart on a lot of shit, but at least he was actually a reasonable comedian and fun personality. Noah is just a fucking cardboard cutout diversity hire nitwit. Maybe Stewart took all the decent writers with him.

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>if you're old enough to get bombed, you're old enough to have an opinion on wars and foreign policy
>if you're old enough to die in a plane crash, you're old enough to have an opinion on jet engines
>if you're old enough to caught in a reactor meltdown, you're old enough to have an opinion on nuclear physics

a child can be hit by a car, will they be setting our speed limits now?

I want only 12-year old boys to vote on speed limits. We'd have autobahns literally everywhere.

>counter pointing
>not cherry-picking for lines out of context to make either host look like an idiot so they can deliver a "powerful rebuttal"
>stopping to laugh at "their" own joke along with the audience of retards for a solid 5 minutes to pad out the run-time, or to go "huh? ehh? huuuh? hmm?" like they are talking to a petulant child who claims to have eaten moon cheese OR to keep ramming the same joke down our throats by repeating it with slightly different wording each time again to thunderous amerilard applause and guffaws of laughter

Watching the daily show is brain death. Tucker cannot and will never be tucked in by this bottom-feeding nigger. His show would have been cancelled but they refuse to admit he is the most boring, unfunny and awkward nigger to ever be on TV. My only hope is he gets AIDS like 90% of niggers inevitably do when they start butt-fucking their fellow KANGZ and fat used up roasties. I pray for this and more every night

How about this: Tucker and Trevor are both fucking terrible

I knew he was going to be shit the very day he came on and made his whole joke about race and people not liking "new things" implying it was all race based.

When Tucker isnt being an r/theDonald dick sucker he actually has a coherent world view, unlike that south african dumb fuck.

Tucker even called him out on that gun grabbing thing. So thats points above any liberal figure head

how bout fuck you faggot

18.3% of the US army is 18-21
18.6% of the US Navy is 18-21
36.9% of the USMC is 18-21
14.4% of the USAF is 18-21
12.2% of the USCG is 18-21

how come these people shouldnt be allowed to own guns in america, when they are ordered to use government issued guns and risk death in engagements to protect your rights which happen to include a right to bear arms, in potentially every other country in the world?

>we trust you with guns in every country but our own

anyone who believes the age for legal gun ownership should be higher than the minimum age of enlistment should be accused of being a nazi on the grounds they would send "people considered unable to safely own or operate guns" to someone elses country. how do you explain that these people are unable to judge who to not shoot in your own country but theyre totally mentally capable of not committing war crimes anywhere else?

lol whatever

people can "protest" all they want, until people actually DO something, nothing will change. you can bitch and whine all day about how parasitic leftist cockroaches are infesting our country with filthy, putrefaction and slavery but if you keep trying to argue with them instead of simply stating and holding "NO," they're winning

you don't argue with somebody offering you a job you don't want, do you? you just tell them no

learn motherfuckers we're on the edge of a knife

Fallacious arguments on both sides. They're not literally making gun law, and they're not "just" giving their opinions either. As usual, everyone is a faggot. Stop watching Comedy Central and FOX News and stick to Sup Forums.

It´s the "gateway-gun". If they can ban AR-15´s for "looking scary", they can ban anything.

>t. jewnigger with low ratings

By that logic because some 3 year olds are raped or murdered all 3 year olds should have an opinion about being raped and murdered. Fuck it... universal suffrage.

Tucker is a smart guy. I just wish he would get some better high profile guests in his show, dont get me wrong I love a good seal clubbing but id like to see Carlson tear into somebody who isnt a complete idiot.

>old enough to have an opinion*
*so long as that opinion isn't "let me have a gun to shoot back at the cocksuckers"

>I didn't knew this negro was also a pedophile
Ofc he is, hes a nigger from South Africa

Bad logic. That's like saying if illegals can get shot, they should have a say.

Honesty, he probably hates those dumb jungle bunny savages more than we do.

Why is it that foreigners come here and believe they can do that? Brits and Aussies especially are the worst about it.

If they are not old enough to buy guns, why should we trust them in the military?
Why should they be able to vote since their brains are so underdeveloped that they do not understand they are responsible for their own actions?

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Because the liberal retards they're pandering to eat it up. They want us to be more like Europastan and other shit holes.

If children are old enough to accommodate my 4 inch penis, they are old enough to be creampied.

Excellent.

of course they can have a opinion, but there is a reason why no one cares about the opinion of children: they're stupid as fuck

>If kids are old enough to be shot, they're old enough to be paraded by an international media conglomerate with a liberal agenda in front of legislators to shame them into nullifying one of the basic tenets of freedom the country was founded upon

wow that was easy

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What if kids want guns for everyone over 12? What then donny boy

opinions vs making laws are a false equivalence. Travor Noah btfo'd

>2018
>not watching OANN instead of faux news

so if a kid gets run over, kids get to ban cars? lel

fuck Trevor Noah, revoke is visa and let him go fix problems in his homeland wheres the outcry.
#FARMLANDS

Cool. So old enough to bleed....? Right? Get fucked. There is no more debate. We need to just start putting commies down en masse. No more patience. Just death to the entirety of the left and anyone with a jewish handler.

Give fetuses the right make our abortion laws

Kids can't buy guns or be shot. Both things are illegal.

infants are old enough to be shot
should they vote?

settle down kike

Ok so babies should vote

Nigger logic 101

>if grass is on the field play ball
>old enough to finger asshole, old enough to take a dick in the ass
>old enough to get pregnant, old enough to be sent to war to die
>old enough x, old enough y

I mean really? this is what the Left considers snarky now days?
>old enough to pay taxes, old enough to have an opinion about not paying taxes

>Nigger logic 101
It's very effective though.
It's emotionally charged, it works like a slogan (very easy to remember and pull it off during a conversation so people will parrot it everywhere) and it doesn't have any information or data necessary to back it up.
It's not meant to convince people, but to give them something they can repeat in their heads, like a mantra.
It's exactly like "Diversity is our strenght", there's not many people that ask why, they just say it.

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this argument literally doesn't make sense

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It's an easy gun to vilify and make look scary. If they only showed pictures of slide gangbanger's rusty piece of shit jams gun people should just wonder how the thing even fired.

There's no reason to vilify ar15s other than to nickel and dime us towards an all out weapons ban. The vast vast majority of gun homicides are committed by inner city gangs with handguns. They know they'd never be able to get rid of those yet, so they plaster our tvs with still fully semiautomatic black rifles. Easy to equate to military rifles and much easier to grab from fuds and mall ninjas.

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You have no defense for being shot, niggers goin nig