Brit/pol/ - Death to the False Emperor

>NHS pay: Unions agree deal for 1.3 million staff
bbc.co.uk/news/health-43481341

>UK weather forecast latest: Snow and ice set to return to Britain for Easter Bank Holiday weekend
standard.co.uk/news/uk/uk-weather-forecast-latest-snow-and-ice-set-to-return-to-britain-for-easter-bank-holiday-weekend-a3795266.html

>Brexit: Ministers suffer nuclear defeat in Lords
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43476337


>Climate change threatens UK's favourite foods as ingredients increase in price
news.sky.com/story/climate-change-threatens-uks-favourite-foods-as-ingredients-increase-in-price-11297579

>Europe’s banks told to keep planning for full Brexit in 2019
ft.com/content/1e9dcb10-2c52-11e8-9b4b-bc4b9f08f381

>Why Russia is wrong to claim that Britain violated the Chemical Weapons Convention after Skripal spy attack
theconversation.com/why-russia-is-wrong-to-claim-that-britain-violated-the-chemical-weapons-convention-after-skripal-spy-attack-93529

>First picture of pilot who miraculously survived Red Arrows jet crash which killed RAF engineer crewmate
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-picture-pilot-who-miraculously-12222930

>Data, Democracy and Dirty Tricks: Cambridge Analytica Uncovered. Part 3/5: The Trump campaign
channel4.com/news/data-democracy-and-dirty-tricks-cambridge-analytica-uncovered-investigation-expose

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>Making a Chaos thread

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why have a problem
code nero

All bullshits!! Look why prices are rising!
youtu.be/8Ndv2zYwvKM

Fookin torehs

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Reminder to add tripqueers/namefags to the filter

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can take that stupid name off now

pubesy best poster

Does Survive the Jive go on Sup Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

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Hey M8s... how do you avoid being Vanned in the UK? Do you use a proxy or what? Doesn't your government punish wrongthink?
Pls respond

Nah, he will still be posting on this board in the future. Not interested in ever seeing any of his posts

slander

This thread is in a horrendous state without my aid.

It's exaggerated, snownigger. Stop listening to Ameriturds all the time.

i meant my one

Doesn't seem that exaggerated at all considering recent events?

Post squats.

Yes, it still is exaggerated.

So the answer is you don't do anything to hide your online activity?

Yeah I don't.

This thread degrades like milk when I'm not OP.

>tfw have to go to london next month
What kind of body armour is best?

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Fuck off, POORTHENER

LOL @ you all.

I make more money than you.

is it true you have a lot of furries?
is there yiffing in the streets?

I make more money than all of you.

How many of you can say you earned £10,000 in one day?

>is it true you have a lot of furries?
I think so, a lot online
>is there yiffing in the streets?
no

Is Birmingham a nice place to be in?

Man put his name and face to his jokes
Don't do that and there's nothing to worry about

all ded

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wonder if the false emperor will post his email so i can get my new laptop?

>Be Tony Blair
>Use kike money to take over the UK Labour Party
>Get elected
>Preemptively change the British criminal code so that treason is no longer a capital offense, guaranteeing that you will never be executed for what you are about to do
>Open the flood gates of immigration
>Send out search parties to the third world to find human garbage to dump on your own country
>Allow in literally millions of monkeys
>Conspire with media organisations to hide what you are doing from the public
>Set up laws guaranteeing discrimination against the British, in their own country, in favour of the monkeys you just let in
>Learn that the human garbage you let into the country are sexually abusing White English girls in the hundreds of thousands
>Cover this up
>Literally persecute the fathers of the abused girls for trying to protect their own children
>After learning about the grooming gangs, let in literally millions more monkeys in full knowledge of what is going on
>Learn that a paki killed an English girl then carved up her body and sold her as kebab meat to the unknowing public
>Brand the investigators of this case "racist" and arrange for their names to be dragged through the mud
>Then let even more pakis in
>The BNP comes along
>Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, starts trying to raise awareness of the Muslim grooming gangs
>Charge him with spreading "hate speech".
>Learn that he cannot be prosecuted under Britain's then anti-discrimination laws because Religion of Cuck™ is not a religion
>Literally change the law and then make the changes retrospective so that he can be prosecuted
>Let in even more of these animals
>9/11 happens
>Lie to the British public about WMDs in Iraq
>Invade Iraq
>A WMP inspector named Dr. Kelly starts causing you problems
>Arrange his murder
>Prevent an inquiry from investigating this matter to cover up
>Peacefully retire
>Go around giving speeches peddling PC bullshit
>Spend your retirement trying to undo the democratic vote for Brexit

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Even when presented with the simple task of showing up for £5,000 they couldn't even do it, pathetic.

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warmer than aberdeen

Who for?

I'm more interested if there are a lot of Muslims and Pakis?

you want to fight in the historic dockyard?

Could've supported their neet lifestyle for the next 10 years.

Fucking state of Shit/pol/ and its pitiful inhabitants.

histrionic boatyard*

buy me a laptop

>WOAAH FUCKIN HELL MATE WE'VE GOT DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING MUSLAMICS, THEY'RE FOOKIN OUT OF CONTROL MATE THEY'RE RAPIN LITTLE KIDS
>WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY DID U SAY THAT BLACKS ARE FUCKIN' ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MAJORITY OF KNIFE CRIME IN LONDON AND BEYOND? YOU'RE A FUCKIN RACIST MATE, YOU'RE FUCKIN SCUM FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK FUCKING HELL NAH MATE AFRICANS BRINGING IN BUSH MEAT AND SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY IS A FUCKING LIE MATE. MATE YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RACIST I FUCKIN' HATE CUNTS LIKE YOU GET LOST YOU FUCKING PRICK GO FUCKING GO DO ONE YOU'RE A FUCKING MESS MATE.

>WHEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL GET IN THERE NGUBU MY SISTERS SON! GO ON LAD!!
>ALSO JEWS ARE THE REAL VICTIMS, MY SON. STAMP THAT ANTI-SEMITISM OUT MATE. THEY'VE SUFFERED MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE HISTORY OF PLANET EARTH HAS EVER.

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will knock you over the side of the victory and into the water

Just railed 90mg oxycodone and downed some Hennessy. It feels good not having to worry about how I'm going to support myself for the next week.

God fucking damn it, its that bad...?

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Kek. Even the goalposting mongs here are p**r.

>t. keyboard warrior who didn't show up
please do tell me more bitchboy

I propose we form a faction

Great plan chap.

You're a poorthern retard who thinks he's a genius for milking crypto, just like everyone else and their infirm grandma.

t. poor fuck living with his grandma

why won't you post your email emp?

>didn't show up
i'm not the mong that tricked you
if i say i'll fight you in portsmouth i will
should take you longer to get there than me
post a photo when you're on the m27 and i'll meet you there

...

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Where are you going?

It's beyond pathetic how Shit/pol/ expects me to buy things for them. The world owes you nothing.

Now including Scotland.

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t. Poorthern mong

Cum 'ere dazza n Chantelle. Daddy maed sum wonga threw 'at crypto yeah. We ain't gunaa starve e nite heh.

LMAOing at you.

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>Be David Hameron and Theresa May
>Manage to bring immigration higher than someone who literally sent out search parties
Waheeeeeeeeeey

Waheeeeeeeeeey at least we better than them engpakis they won't come here it cold innit

Time's up for cryptononces.

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feel like pure shit lads just want manufacturing industry back

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Keep LARPing. Southerner, northerner, Midlander or paki. I guarantee I'm worth more than 99% of you.

>tfw out of booze

help

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Manufacturing plants are a fucking blight on this country. Poortheners have no right to pollute our environment. Fuck you.

Just blew a gram of coke to go with Oxycodone and Hennessy. This is literally more than you fucks get a month.

>no count dankula link

I know he's a faggot but wtf is up with that court ruling.

Christ, it'd be humorous if it weren't so pathetic.

There's already a fight set up, turn up bitchboy.

Coalition of Wealth vs *nonymongs

Be there.

Literally everyone who isn't retarded makes money through crypto. Bragging about it is just embarrassing.

anyone else hope we get nuked

Are these your own graphs?

finally
the early adopters were all druggies and pedos

brexit will be good
right?

The links are only there so mods think we speak about politics

>crypto
I do crypto for fun LOL. Cryptomoney is nothing to me. I could lose it all tomorrow and it'd be like picking a pound off the floor.

>I've lost the login
>doubt.jpg

Aye erm wonga loans will see ya frew innit

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brexit will probably won't happen now

>inb4 *nonymongs can't even afford a private jet flight to the Sverdlovsk Oblast and a quick helicopter flight to the dyatlov pass

>brexit will be good
'fraid it won't even happen

Sensible

fake news
he's not even a really count
dog wasn't even a real nazi

my cousin got shot by the feds in hackney on monday night ama

WAHEYYY MORE BLACK LADS FOR THA FOOTY TEAM INNIT x

Yes, I'd never come across anywhere else that even touches on the changing ethnicity of British schools and got fed up of people saying 'it's only bad in London' etc, so decided to look for the data myself and make them.

Currently having a think about how to spread them further to make more people aware.

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alright then you poorfag we'll see who's laughing when you won't even be able to afford a quick trip to the pass you pussy

i'm not going to a strange part of the country so you faggots can rob and rape me

you obviously know something we don't if you really believe that
do tell

no that was 2011, it's much worse now

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We can joke, but your financial situations are honestly as pathetic as your coping mechanisms.

I can't even believe this general lasted so long without firm rulers.

question for the pro-dankula crowd

should danuka be able to train and film any animal doing nazi salutes or just his girlfriends?

And then you get angry at me for calling it Shit/pol/... the state of you all.

Elegant system, I'm actually impressed.

buy us a laptops

Honestly, no one cares what you have to say.

Or you tbqh.

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come on rich boy
if you really are loaded

But him as well.

Yes Goys. It was definitely Russia. Where are the Skripals?