OMFG IT'S HAPPENING! Mark Zuckerberg Found Dead!!!!!

FIRST!!!!!!!!

Holy fuck it's actually happening. I used to think nothing ever happens but this is the second biggest happening of 2018!

>apparent suicide
>the tech billionaire was found after calls from friends and family were not returned

Press F for respect.

THIS TIMELINE IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cnn.com/2018/03/21/technology/mark-zuckerberg-found-dead-33/index.html
foxnews.com/2018/03/21/technology/mark-zuckerberg-found-dead-33
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fake news

I would say sauce faggot but you're a leaf.

F RIP in peice he was a good boy

Prophecy.

>as his


yo this is crazy. all these years of progress, we've got games hundreds of GB in size and hundreds of hours long, with realistic graphics and constant voice acting, not to mention VR. we've come so far since the racist 90's with PoC being represented as well as the trans* community.

OMG ITS REAL! ITS REAL

if only

It's real. Check the link ya dingus.

Please please please let it be true!

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He just shed his skin..

What the fuck,

SORRY. Forgot the link.

cnn.com/2018/03/21/technology/mark-zuckerberg-found-dead-33/index.html

it burns when I defecate

what a sad sad bait. leafs are really sad beings.

do you get off on being a faggot?

>error

Fake news

Wrong link... anybody have the right one?

WE NEED SAUCE.

try working one next time faggot

First of all, these "LIVE" CNN generated meme images are too obvious with the stylized typography. Second, I suspect that these "memes" are actually advertising for CNN. Third, CNN would be hovering over the estate house with a helicopter, in the event of a suicide. Fourth, fuck you.

Yeah it looks like downtime on the site
??? REFRESH THE LINK IN 5 min
It's real.

F
(sage)

Damnit user. Why do this?

sorry new link
foxnews.com/2018/03/21/technology/mark-zuckerberg-found-dead-33

shills flooding the bread
we see you shill niggers

Praying this is REAL
PLEASE BE REAL

This thread is obviously bait, but Zuck hasn't actually been seen for a while.

Sage

What manner of Jewery is this? lol

Fuck you kike, I had my hopes up. Sage
Sage this kike. If you don't you're a fag

Come on here making trouble with your fake news. May the Rake have mercy.

Clearly photoshopped, all I can see is this. It's the same fucking typeface, everything

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Nice spelling mistake on the ticker on the image, Trump shitposting on pol as a leaf. Absolute madman

this is a new fake news bot test run, isnt it?

also .. typo in OPs pic

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k...keep me posted

>AS HIS MANSION

Shop has no auto-correct?

>all these newfags falling for the ol' meme
truly we live in the darkest timeline

I bet it was Sam Hyde
(sage)

Fake and gay

Sage

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

>Leaf hates everyone right of the spectrum
>"I know I'll do a trolling on their HQ"
>Uses a fake news report generator site to make some bullshit story he thinks they'll care about
>Post it to their Nazi website after taking 10 minutes trying to pass the captcha

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of course it's fake and gay. and OP set his sights too low. if you're going to dream, dream big

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Praise the lord

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>one kike
your fake plague is garbage

This is beyond retarded. Drown yourself in syrup, mate.

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Bullshit

i always cum when i clip my toe nails for some reason.maybe it's cause i'm always jacking off to the pope.

it's real i swear on me mum wtf

nice link you piece of shit why don't you do us all a favor and kys

Even if this were true...
One of the FIRST things I'd do if I became a billionaire would be to transfer my wealth and fake my death.
And my first question regarding wealthy people who die is...What is the state of his assets?

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Nice source faggot leaf.