Slavman

Slavs and Germans must realize their brotherhood and join forces to create the mother country of glorious Slavman. Set aside what once was, the future is now!
We will have vodka, salo, kolbasa and glood time playing accordion. Discuss.

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When do we gather up the Serbs for a cleansing party?

I hope you and your family get raped by turks

did you want a swift kick to the face? because that's how you earn one

Don't shart yourself keyboard warrior

God is a serb.

I hope you and your family have two potatoes one day Salami delikatesowe/Salami wędozone/feliat. 150g/9 plastrów/felii.

But will it be the best of both worlds or the worst?

i fully agree, my deutsche bruder

Btw, i'm not sorry about your circumcision, you're a piece of shit that deserved the brain damage

Sounding stupid. I of like it.

Worlds? Once we pull on the same rope the worlds can go piss themselves in their goluboi pants.

Spasiba bratan, to think what we could pull off in bond.

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checked
we're on the same team, need to focus that energy at the zionists and their orc army

I told you not to shart yourself and you still did it

>being this lonely
ok sweety, you're the bigger edgelord

F off Hans and stay the F out of Czecia

I'm in!

But first we feast.

Is Boris. Czecia comes here to work, might as well unite.

This continent belongs to us ever since god casted us down on his favourite piece of turf. We just have to show it.

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Why should we? Czechia is like our half-mongrel brothernation. Prag was considered one of *the* German city of the HRE and you can see it at every corner in Bohemia.
No way we stay out of it. In fact we're tying them closer to us every year.

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I’ve been going on POL for like a month. I was told POL was a great place, and they influenced elections and everyone was super red pilled. I thought it would be filled with intellectuals. But instead of people like the alt-hype, it’s mostly just autistic Nordists on here, at least it seems. Instead of reasonable people, it’s edgy teens and spergs. This website is shit.

This will probably the sign of the time. We have to concentrate on what we have in common instead of what divides us. Long live our slavic brothers

Germany should have been fully partitioned and de-industrialized after WW2 as per Churchill desu shame it never happened.

If Germany and Russia would have united prior to WW1, nothing could stop such force. Instead, we ended up fighting and weakening each other. Fucking anglos, man.

>he wrote hastily, overlooking the slowly spilling energy drink can he tipped over with his porkchop of an arm

>salo
Nigger you for real now?

post DNA or get out mutts

for the motherland

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Fuck off, you already created "brotherhood" with Turks, don't involve us in your sick fantasies.

Your parent was hohol?

You have a view of pre-2016 Sup Forums
during Trumps campaign Sup Forums gained a lot of popularity in a short amount of time. Too fast for newfags to assimilate so they just kinda clogged up the board and festered. Newfags were from reddit because 'le based Sup Forums XD' but also from Stromfront who saw us as faggots and degenerates and migrated here after Sup Forums got popular.

And for the first time ever, the establishment and lefties saw Sup Forums as a threat, which results in the amount of shill threads we see nowdays

>vodka, salo, kolbasa and glood time playing accordion.
so what exactly is germany bringing?

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stop, no, i must resist
fuck now I'm going to go buy a pig and make some for myself

why do they spoil your result with the ahshitnazi crap

>hohol
Ukranian? yeah fuck off with them slurs

nice brother. good chunk of brit in there tho

You are now viewing a Russian thread.

PROTIP: Angles and Saxons are Germanic, Ivan.

Out OUT!
vile spot

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You believed in the lies of others before checking things out yourself. Not too reasonable on your part there.

And there are a lot of things we have in common, at least when we look back to old traditions. There was just way too much shit going on the last century, it blinded everyone.

Your trips are shamed by your hate for your brother and your mother country cries silently.

It is the shame of this modern world. We all share at least a drop of blood and all this beautiful land we stand on.

Absolutely, you will never have a good day if you don't have some juicy salo dripping down your face.

Empty numbers, you will feel the connection. No need for some Dr. Goldblüth to show me.

Merely the madness of modern times. Brotherhood can't be created, it always was.

We make a whole bunch of mean kolbasa, also khleb. And everyone will like the beer we make. Do you remember beer with vodka? It shows that we always were together.

Sounds plenty good! We had some really tasty stuff at babushkas two weeks ago.

They don't live it. They aren't.

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Germanic =/= German

DAVAY BLYAT DAVAY
youtube.com/watch?v=XmcIt-mrHZI

All Indoeuropeans anyway ... who cares about Centum/Satem split, genetic legacy is the same

woo dble checked too
thank you Scientific Alcoholica

I hope you're joking. The euros to the east in particular are basically all white niggers.

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Cheers m8, still sober though. Really, I've been thinking this through ... the awareness in the European population mist be raised that we all are of the same stock. Our ancestors once dominated practically all of Eurasia and there is no reason why we should not do so again. The only thing that stands in our way are our own prejudices and our moronic degenerated leadership. We should unite and fuck the rest of the world sideways like we first did by the end of the Bronze age. This is our manifest destiny.

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i agree with you

Shush, goblino, back to your cave.

Have you been there yourself?
You meet someone and they'll invite you home were babushka, mama and sister make good food for everyone to enjoy. And later when you had some chay and vodka,
dedushka comes down with his accordion and entertains everyone with his songs of fun and brotherhood. But you wouldn't know about such things in kill 'em all country.

If it's true that history repeats itself, we will get there. But I certainly hope that I will live to see it, even if it's on the last day of my life. I would die with tears and a big smile.

How could you not? We're all from the same earthen womb.

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Your leader is Merkel. Again.
Cure your cancer first, Švab.

>I told you not to shart yourself and you still did it
kek

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No Hans, I don't want to create a union with you
As a matter of fact I don't want to create a union with other Slavs either

no insults intended

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so germans germans will rule this glorius Slavman country and ensalve us? I think its already happening "Union of European Socialist republics" (EU) and I am not the biggest fan of it.

this tbqh

also g*rman genocide when?

I'm with you
Actually I think you opened my eyes a few times and I never had the chance to thank you, so thank you and I agree with you.
When do we armor up?

There's no need for it
They're all ready killing themselves

Slav Discord here: sCqFP2

not fast enough though

Fuck Germany
Let them burn

You slap your cancer ridden brother instead of standing beside him. You have no valuesso sit straight!

You will stand alone in the woods that your and our people have hunted for aeons. Get your heads out of this modern shit and think straight.

Not enslave, embrace.

Pal, firstly if you're partial to eastern Euros, it's very obvious that you have some ancestory of said ethnicity. A snow-nigger like you has no say in the consensus of German affairs. You'd be a genetic drag on Deutschland just like the Spics, Nigs, and Mutts are to the my nation, the US. Just like the potato-niggers, Iberia, Northern/Eastern Scandinavia, and the rest of the world, your ancestors did not take part in the genetic and technolgical renaissance of the 15th and 16th centuries, which is why you are not on par with whites in any way whatsoever. Using meme terms like 'goblino' to argue against something like that is just pathetic. You project your subconscious inferiority complex onto others to protect your own fragile ego, just like other inferior non-whites.

I'm adding you to this, too OP.

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To be honest I don't even want to genocide the Germans
I just want them to stay out

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You need your colorful bars and numbers, go watch TV.

No sense of brotherhood. The cold swamps will inhabit you.

>No sense of brotherhood
Since when were Slavs and Germans considered brothers? Please tell me

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No time like the present, because the roaches are ready to go northward any time now

so we are not brothers, frens or anything until german ass is on fire?
nah mate, they can extinguish it on their own

I'd keep them around is to piss off jews and zionists

and I would annihilate every trace of them for justice

Why does it matter what has been?
We're living now and not whatever time ago so get your history books out of your head and stop dwelling in hatred for those who nowadays will stand by your side in war and especially peace.
This shit goes far back, way beyond the point of what your history books cover. It's primal, it's brotherhood, it's us. And you guys need to get rid of this giant oak bar in front of your faces.

Hopeful we might still get the chance to participate in that great project. The old world order is already in its death throes.

Thx, glad I could be of service. I know that many here are looking for some kind of 'truth' about the world ... don't say I can provide that, this would be hubris. I am just an information addict trying to compile the whole shit I've read so far into a coherent picture. Most likely I am also wrong about many things. Frankly, I never thought I would get much resonance for the stuff I am spewing, mostly it all started when my inherent autosm was triggered upon reading some rather uninformed opinion about genetics once on this board. Oh and I am also pissed about the lies and perversely twisted 'facts' our current 'elites' are trying to force down our throats. The fight has already begun ... and our first weapon shall be reason. Nothing more, nothing less.

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Listen, I fully support Germans getting rid of their mudslime problem and kicking out Merkel
But saying that Slavs and Germans are brothers is simply wrong

I don't hate you, if that's what you were thinking

is your IQ map supposed to be some kind of evidence that russians, polacks etc. are inferior? Because it kinda failed. Also, lower IQ regions are basically brain drained regions, 60% of romanian doctors for example leave their country for the West.

>Since when were Slavs and Germans considered brothers?
Austria Hungary? Prussia? Maybe there was conflict based on linguistic and some cultural differences but the people in those regions are genetically similiar and intermixed.

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>Uses 1st grade ad-hominens to counter my arguments
>HAHAH IDYUT AMERIMUTT, GO WATCH TEEVEE ISRAEL
I don't think I'm the simple one here, friend. Just admit that you're wrong.

Western Europe has over 90% of the world's most significant inventions(events) and figures. Eastern Europe has less than 2% of this figure. Even Asians out perform you in events (technology), and Arabs out perform you on significant figures (tech/culture). Idk what you're arguing against. It's very obvious that Western and Eastern Europe are not the same stock.

>Prussia?
Prussian government tried to eradicate Polish culture, language and national identity
so much for brothers

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>Austria Hungary?
Yea bro, that's why Gavrilo killed the Archduke
Maybe they considered Croats to be their brothers, since from what I've heard they actually had a big amount of autonomy within the empire, but I don't know about other Slavs

>Prussia?
I might be wrong about this one, but weren't Poles considered to be second class citizens in Prussia? Again I might be wrong about this one

Historical reasons. Genetically East and West are one and the same. However, the true cultural centres of Eastern Indoeuropeans did collapse under the onslaught of the Arabs after the Sassanid empire had bled itself dry in their endless wars with the Byzantines. That is when the floodgates failed. Btw the 'achievements' of the Arabs were only the stolen laurels of the Persians (the true Persians before they had been forcibly Arabized).

Please
Tell that to the american troops

Mine detectors, bulletproof vests and walkie-talkies were invented by Poles

Stanisław Ulam created the Cellular automaton which was used to create a thermonuclear weapons

If I remember correctly the Bohemians were mostly pissed in the end as the Hungarians were actively hindering their attempts to get more political rights as the Hungarians feared the relative loss of power in the empire. Dunno exactly about Serbian nationalism but think the Russian empire had its fingers in that too...

yes proud teutons
join the slav

Prussians also weren't really nice to Alsatians and Bavarians, it's just what Prussians did.

Conflict happens, brothers fight, not long ago you Yugos genocided each other. Doesn't mean there isn't similiarity based on blood. Not many are aware of that.

the problem is croats being a slave nation that cant stay off the cock
sadly our cock wasnt big enough so they left us
reminder that serbia didnt take part in the civil wars

That small amount is incredibly insubstantial, like I said less than 2%. I'd also bet that those inventions were made by those of either ethnic Ashkenazi or German decent in the West of Poland where it seems to be regionally very heavily ethnic German.

Yea I've actually heard of Bohemians being angry at the Hungarians for some reason but I've never known why, thanks for telling me this

>Dunno exactly about Serbian nationalism but think the Russian empire had its fingers in that too...
Yea, the Serbs were fucking pissed when Austria-Hungary annexed Bosnia in 1908, so much so that it almost caused a war

Prussia quite literally de-legalised Polish language
You could be fined for speaking Polish in 19th century Prussia

Some Poles, like Michał Drzymała, decided to take a piss at Prussians by exploiting loopholes in Prussian law and artists, like Maria Konopnicka would often in-directly insult Germans and German culture in their works.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michał_Drzymała

Rota ( The Oath ) - basically the biggest "Fuck you" to Prussia and Prussians, is still being played in Danzig
And every single year some Krautniggers complain about this song
They say it offends them

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>Doesn't mean there isn't similiarity based on blood.
Maybe western Slavs like Poles and Czechs are closely related to you, but Serbs for example are more closely related to Bosnians and fucking Romanians more than anyone else. I don't know about Russians and Ukrainians, but I assume they're more closely related to someone else than to Germans

Oh how little do you know about the world
And the bias is strong with you

let's end this discussion here, for it is pointless

Friendship with Jewed America ended. The Merkelreich is our best friend now.

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>Drzymała used the mobility of the wagon to exploit the law and to avoid the negative consequences by moving the wagon each day and thus preventing the Prussians the ability to penalize him.
I don't know why that made me chuckle
What a cheeky motherfucker

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>trying to compile the whole shit I've read so far into a coherent picture
It's honestly way too tangled nowadays. Set aside this whole bullshit and listen to your blood pumping through your heart because that's what you are.

Why would we not be brothers? Because of Merkel or some shit from recent decades?

And this reply is the generic braindead two digit IQ reply you'll find plenty of on this website.
You use your pictures of graphs and think that they're the real thing. And it's just a display of the modern man rather listening to some media bullshit instead of listening to life.


Once again my dear people, lay aside all this bullshit from the near past. Our clay is connected since ancient times just like our blood.

Then tell me how I'm wrong. I think the bias comes from your side, convince me otherwise.

>Why would we not be brothers?
Because of linguistic and cultural differences. Slavs and Germans are distinctly different from each other, especially South and East Slavs

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notice disgust on Mati face
there were many more cheeky motherfuckers pissing off partitioners

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>Be German
>Try to eradicate Poles
>Poles suddenly start exploiting your law
>They make your entire country and law system look like a joke
>Every single country in Europe hears about this
>Polish nationalism becomes even stronger
>pic rel Prussian Government shortly after Drzymała appeared in European newspapers

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The genetic distance between a German from Brandenburg and a German from the Palatinate is bigger than between an Austrian and a Serb. Also, the perception is that Baltics are more germanized but they're farther away from us than Russians. Perception is often different than reality. Ironically the places most similiar to each other love to fight each other the most (Irish & Anglos, Flemish & Walloons, Serbs & Croats, Ukraine & Russia). I think there is future in rejuvinating old bonds in Europe, even if the past was ridden with conflict.

Give me some more examples, this shit is interesting to me

Panslavism plus Austria-Hungary acting rather hamfisted, it is understandable even though of course as an Austrian I must still condemn the assassinstion of our Archduke. In a way it is sad ... Franz Ferdinand may have been a hothead with a problematic character but he truly intended to reform the empire so the peoples would have more privilegues in order to keep Austria-Hungary together. He was even considered a 'friend of the Slavs' by his peers, whatever that may have meant in truth. Only thing preventing him was that he had to wait for the old Kaiser to die. History of Europe may have been totally different if that bullet had missed its target.

>The genetic distance between a German from Brandenburg and a German from the Palatinate is bigger than between an Austrian and a Serb
No fucking way, I demand proof

>Also, the perception is that Baltics are more germanized but they're farther away from us than Russians.
Again, proof

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there were dude similiar to Drzymała exploiting the law in silesia, named Franciszek Chruszcz

Or simply bring back Prussia.

You know maybe you are right about that ... I often have the feeling that the puzzle pieces arw about to fall into place only for the complete picture to slip away again. Can't even help it ... it really IS an addiction. Might be I would drink ,yself to death otherwise only to trigger some dopamine rush.

Spring is coming. That is good. Onky place where I can truly shut down my mind is alone deep in the woods ... ok the dog can come with me too.

The chains connecting us were broken long ago, Slavic brother. We no longer have anything in common with one another, west and east, only our distant pasts tie us together, our ethnic childhood if you will. The renaissance happened only in western nations, and from that point on it only continued in western nations. Eastern Europe is like the retarded brother of the West that never grew up. No significant ethnic Eastern Euro empire appeared in classical or medieval times. The only significant empire of any prowess was the USSR, and the Soviets were shit-tier in nearly every single way. They only ever got their nuclear technology from US political informants in the first place.

Unite to slauter muslim hordes after that go your seperate ways....both cultures are valuable but alone not meshed

Chruszcz was a Polish miner and a war veteran
Prussian government did not allow to build their own houses
So what'd he do ?
He decided to build his house inside a cave

Prussia -- The JUST of central Europe -- had had enough
They sent some soldiers after him
And Chruszcz, just like that, shot and killed them on sight