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>implying this is enforcable
Silly Nigel, go buy your tv license like a good cuck.

Thanks, Shitish cuck.

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We just had this thread you spastic faggot

>the same intrusive procedures
I’m not aware of women needing a $100 procedure each time they masturbste.

they're going to send girls to your house to monitor you and ensure compliance

So public masturbation? How do they intend to enforce this, girlfriend calls cops if she catches you

I once watched a sissy hypno video on a porn site and it was probably the most money ultra shit I have ever seen.

Supernice.

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That's a dude right?

>That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy.

>In proposing a fine for masturbation, Farrar says that if a man’s semen is not used to create a pregnancy, “then it’s a waste ... because that semen can be used — and is to be used — for creating more human life.”

>Farrar continued: “Men have to answer for their actions and so forth. So if there’s going to be an emission, it would have to be done in a hospital where the semen could be preserved for future pregnancies or it would be directly deposited into the vagina of a woman.”

What the fuck man, her entire legislative career is DUDE I KILL BABIES LMAO LOOK HOW MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU I AM

And she's held office continuously for 27 years

On the bright side: she has no children and three dogs

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is there any way i can for a whole year and get a discount? like maybe down to 10$ per fap? i’m broke but erect.

This again
It's like the 5th time this bitch brought this up. Saying men masturbating is same as women having an abortion.
It's not even close. It might be close to women having a period, loss of eggs/sperm and a mess to clean up

Every woman who has a Period needs to go to jail for letting that baby die as well
Every Period is a missed pregnancy

How much does a texan hooker cost?

better than in britain where you cant masturbate to people outside the white race if you're white otherwise you're arrested for a racist sexual assault

She deeply wants to get impregnated

brb gonna go splooge away a benjamin

Jeez If I had $100 for every fap sesh, I'd be fucking rich maine, sheeeeit.

Apparently not, considering she's 51 years old, married, childless and an extremely outspoken abortion advocate

are they implying women are already getting fined when they masturbate?

link faggot

"Texas Bill" sounds like a real asshole

Is she pissed her Husband prefers his own hand over touching her?

so if a women doesnt reproduce by the age of 20, she should be forcefully impregnated, am i reading this correctly?

No, they're implying that having a doctor drill a hole through your baby's head and then drag its mangled carcass out through your roast beef flaps and throw it in the dumpster is exactly the same as jerking off

She thinks she is being funny, but if the Republicans were serious they should just pass it and put her on the spot for it.

LAW AND ORDER

user, you have a lot to learn about women, bitches in particular. She wants to sow a seed yet she cannot so she builds a wall and a guise of "men are inferior to women". You think she is happy? She's 51 and all alone. Her husband resents her, and vice versa. They probably sleep in separate beds and kiss twice a year. She needs a young chad to creampie her

That’s a man

>1 post by this ID
>edition.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html

Story from 2017

Fuck off retard

This thread is a load of wank.

And the sad thing is, this is what they think a good use of time in office looks like.

delet this

>My body my choice
>Reeeeeee men should solely ejaculate in order to create new life

I am floored that people actually think masturbation is similar to abortion. I have heard this many times. Even though the sperm do not make life by themselves. They are just half of the equation.

>OH FUCK IT'S THE FAP POLICE

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What I’m trying to understand is what this is in direct relation to, as it’s clearly a meme bill in retaliation to something that got her pussy wings ruffled

So what happens if you use condom when fucking "woman vagina", should both parties be fined since they are wasting sperm by agreement, should woman be fined if shes on birth control?
What if woman gives a blowjob, does she get fined for wasting sperm?
So many questions..

It's in relation to Texas requiring a 24 hour wait and a woman to have to read a medical pamphlet before she can have an abortion

I can't afford $850 a day.

Noted. Sage

>$850
>50 wut

>woman inadvertently makes gays illegal
Maybe she is just tired of hearing "Steers and queers"

Edging.

It sounds like she has a bone to pick with whatever Chad fucked her and didn't marry her

IF A SPERM IS WASTED, GOD GETS QUITE IRATE

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amerikonai išprotėja

degeneracija totali

She is sad she ruined her life and like a good women she finds joy in using her life experience to ruin younger women life with lies and poison

I chuckled.

>start charging women 100$ each time one of their egg is wasted

Top kek

If I pay 100, can i masturbate in some weird public place without real consequences?

>bust a nut for 20€ at the red lights
>100$ to wank

Shieeet

>not masturbating while on meth

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>implying this even passed.

I wish I was a Texas state rep so I could jerk off while she was talking, then get up, zip up my pants, and hand her a $100.

Women miscarriage 12 times a year holy shit

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>not wiping your dick with a hundred and a fifty
>whew, thanks for that

The left are sick

>sperms renew
>eggs don't
serve me all that incomming pussy on a table. no egg will be wasted

But I don't watch Live TV so I don't need a license

>not enjoying 8+ hour fap sessions on one or combo of stimulants
>not having that sweet sweet volcanic eruption when you finally push past the high blood pressure and cum

it sometimes is the only thing to look forward to

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So she’s saying women have a legal responsibility to drain my balls? Cool

That ship sailed long time ago user

That would be cool actually, kinda like the army draft, but for women.

Report all off topic bait threads.
Help make pol a better board.

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>Dyke trying to push a law to prove a point about female contraceptives
Literally a nothing burger

t. Texan

Good luck with that!

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Men can waste sperm. Our bodies just produce more. Any sperm stored in the epididymis is destroyed and reabsorbed after a few days anyway.

I meant *can't.

La ogra tejana.

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sperm cells die everyday, hell if your balls get too hot you can shoot blanks

Thats the best part of the joke.

It was to depict how men shouldnt make laws about womens bodies.

But in fact showed women were incompetant even to come up with an apt analogy.

Meaning they truly cannot understand maleness and should never make laws concerning maleness.

pls no. if that passes I just know the ausfucks are gonna spam this place with top tier hentai and call the police when we inevitably jack off.

>comparing apples and coffee pots

What a dumb cunt, if you're going to be snarky at least be on point.

hahaha ebin

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How very un-Canadian of you! In Sweden tampons and pads are '''free''' for young stronk women (paid by taxes). You got to people up or you will be considered non-progressive in comparison.

Good ol Florida-Man