Americans...

Americans, for those of you with a German background: what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?

Pros
>solid food, nothing sophisticated like French cuisine, but rustic, simple and delicious
>center of Europe, easy travel to other great European destinations thanks to short distances and cheap airfare
>everybody speaks english
>no mexicans, hardly any niggers
>Europe's strongest economy
>great job opportunities
>universal healthcare
>minimum wage
>a proud cultural history: Goethe, Schiller, Bach, Beethoven, Kant, Hegel, Hesse, Mann, Wernher von Braun, Einstein, Leibnitz, Gauss, and hundreds of others
>Oktoberfest
>beer

Cons
>hard to learn language that foreigners perceive as sounding harsh
>slight muslim problem
>no guns

How about it?

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German Americans are literally the only people keeping America alive right now.

I am only a quarter Bavarian

My country is my priority first, then comes Deutschland.

If it were more like Germany in the 1800s. I go to Germany yearly to visit relatives, but almost everyone is a lefty, even the "right-wing" people there.

Why the fuck would I want to go to some multicultural shithole when I live in a mostly white, christian, conservative small town in the US?

Let me have guns and I'll consider it.

>ancestral homeland and fight for it?
The promise of removing all non-ethnic Europeans from it

Imagine if you lot were like 99% white, you are scary enough as it is.

More Cons
>Not America
>No freedom of speech
>Entire country is the size of Wisconsin
>Almost no culture of your own left
>My little sisters will get raped by shitskins
>Fucking German Hillary Clinton is the leader
>Get to enjoy being a member of the country that ruined Europe three times in the past century
>Nobody trusts you
>Pathetic military
>No topographical diversity (no oceans, few climate zones, etc)
>Eternal center of Europe's bullshit that we wanted to get away from
>Huge concentration of globalists
>Fucking different languages every few thousand miles
>Europe's bitch
>Half the population is socialist and the other half is communist (seriously what the fuck)
>Always in top three most cucked countries in EU - other two being UK and Sweden
>History of rule by either tyrants or barbaric hordes
>Biggest bitches of the jews of all time
>Salty at America for defending itself economically all the sudden
>Declared war on the US twice and has had anti-Americanism as official policy in peacetime
>Helped try to fuck us in our revolution (Hessians)
>By trying to fuck Europe, Germany led to the proliferation of Zionism (thanks, we needed a (((greatest ally)))).
>Everything Western about your country's modern culture isn't even German - it's American.
>Very little hope for recovery
>Almost no potential for rightists to take power
Should I continue?