Americans, for those of you with a German background: what would it take for you to return to your ancestral homeland and fight for it?
Pros >solid food, nothing sophisticated like French cuisine, but rustic, simple and delicious >center of Europe, easy travel to other great European destinations thanks to short distances and cheap airfare >everybody speaks english >no mexicans, hardly any niggers >Europe's strongest economy >great job opportunities >universal healthcare >minimum wage >a proud cultural history: Goethe, Schiller, Bach, Beethoven, Kant, Hegel, Hesse, Mann, Wernher von Braun, Einstein, Leibnitz, Gauss, and hundreds of others >Oktoberfest >beer
Cons >hard to learn language that foreigners perceive as sounding harsh >slight muslim problem >no guns
German Americans are literally the only people keeping America alive right now.
Chase Diaz
I am only a quarter Bavarian
Easton Ross
My country is my priority first, then comes Deutschland.
Jose Ramirez
If it were more like Germany in the 1800s. I go to Germany yearly to visit relatives, but almost everyone is a lefty, even the "right-wing" people there.
Eli Baker
Why the fuck would I want to go to some multicultural shithole when I live in a mostly white, christian, conservative small town in the US?
Oliver Lewis
Let me have guns and I'll consider it.
Oliver Walker
>ancestral homeland and fight for it? The promise of removing all non-ethnic Europeans from it
Sebastian Ramirez
Imagine if you lot were like 99% white, you are scary enough as it is.
Carter Brooks
More Cons >Not America >No freedom of speech >Entire country is the size of Wisconsin >Almost no culture of your own left >My little sisters will get raped by shitskins >Fucking German Hillary Clinton is the leader >Get to enjoy being a member of the country that ruined Europe three times in the past century >Nobody trusts you >Pathetic military >No topographical diversity (no oceans, few climate zones, etc) >Eternal center of Europe's bullshit that we wanted to get away from >Huge concentration of globalists >Fucking different languages every few thousand miles >Europe's bitch >Half the population is socialist and the other half is communist (seriously what the fuck) >Always in top three most cucked countries in EU - other two being UK and Sweden >History of rule by either tyrants or barbaric hordes >Biggest bitches of the jews of all time >Salty at America for defending itself economically all the sudden >Declared war on the US twice and has had anti-Americanism as official policy in peacetime >Helped try to fuck us in our revolution (Hessians) >By trying to fuck Europe, Germany led to the proliferation of Zionism (thanks, we needed a (((greatest ally)))). >Everything Western about your country's modern culture isn't even German - it's American. >Very little hope for recovery >Almost no potential for rightists to take power Should I continue?
Benjamin Williams
At least you don’t get shot
Jordan Walker
>no oceans
cringe
Dylan Nelson
Why there is r at the end of amerikanischer?
Hunter Walker
Quarter Estonian and quarter Norwegian. Y-you guys all speak English there r-right?
if youre american and youre considering to come over have these few tips 1.dont 2.no seriously dont even bother we dont want more mentally ill refugees
Lincoln Sullivan
kek this guys not a geography major.
Anyways, what euro countries should do is start "remigration". Allow americans who can prove a certain amount of relatives came from european countries to get fast tracked.
Carson Gray
Yeah you'd rather bring in millions of turks and africans than people who will blend in in one generation. Great idea hans now let that bull fuck your sister.
Christopher Hill
part of family came from "kingdom of bavaria". not germany. you forced bavarians into your unholy federation. your people have been ruining everything for thousands of years. germans are literally the worst. and stop trying to boss europe around and stop being killjoy genocidal toddlers.
