I want off this god forsaken ride.
Texas feminist legislator proposes bill that would fine men $100 every time they masturbate
Ryder Bailey
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Sebastian Barnes
How would it even be enforced?
Julian Gomez
this is old and bullshit
t. texmutt
Daniel Morales
wank cams
Justin Wilson
Fear propaganda is what Sup Forums does best.
Luke Hill
In other news, burgers are astonishingly dumb.
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Isaac Edwards
penis inspector will now also inspect your balls.
Jack Perez
why not just ban porn instead?
Zachary Gonzalez
>feminism is equality between men and women
>feminist proposes policy to fine only men for something both sexes do
At least they aren't even pretending anymore.
Hudson Carter
one step ahead of you
Nolan Martinez
bravo, texas: second only to florida for nonstop entertainment.
by the way, they won't bust your door down for jerking off--they'll bust you in your apartment for something else THEN tack on a $100 fine if they find porn. it's exactly like when a cop busts you for speeding, but tacks on a no seatbelt fine, an erratic driving fine, a no front license plate fine, etc. it's like a nice little "fuck you" when you're being sentenced.
Evan Wright
That's from last year, dumbass
Tyler Hernandez
>2017/03/13
>a year old
fuck off
Juan Hernandez
canada's leader, the man they country voted in to the highest office in their maple syrup-covered land, ladies and gentlemen.
Brandon Robinson
Forgive me and FUCK YOU LEAF
James King
If you honestly think anything like that could pass in Texas you're a miserable sandnigger.
>2017.
Kys
Isaiah Green
The gay lobby could kill this in a heartbeat
Anthony Bell
At least that proposal is just as unenforceable as it is unreal and stupid.
Michael Green
>women in politics
Why am I not surprised
Alexander Rodriguez
Texas Masterbation Investigators
Ryan Jenkins
>Texas legislator proposes bill that would fine women $100 every time they open their mouth and didn't put a cock in it
Problem solved.
Justin Reyes
Let's all cum in a jar for a year and then send them to her.
Logan Ross
>jizzya
Kayden Hernandez
As a Texan and an American I wholeheartedly support the death penalty for abortionists.
Charles Bennett
hasnt one of your states already done that?