How do I get one of these as a pet?

How do I get one of these as a pet?

Buy one.

I had an axolotl as a pet when I was a child but it choked on some krill and perished.

>Move to a country that allows slavery
>Buy one

What kind of muffin is that?

>step 0: Acquire several million dollars
Who do you think is browsing this website?

irish girls are for enslaving and leaving locked up in a room somewhere, to visit when you desire.

Become a spooky skeleton and nothing is beyond reach.

Why does a jap have Irish features
Did her mum get the BGC

What does the G stand for?

Gay lick

Her mother is the redhead. So, she gets it from her.

Guinness

Kidnap any redhead gradeschooler and groom her into becoming your pet.

Isekai, but first you have to get trucked.

Gaelic?

I'd prefer the girl.

The girl is a pet, an apprentice and a bride at the same time

Now there's an idea. What about completely restrained in the same room, with dim light and creepy captain nemo classical music silently playing in the background?

user I got trouble breathing.

Post your address, we'll call 911

This guy is the cutest fucking nigger ever.

at this point I might need exorcism instead of treatment.

those thing almost extinct because br keep UMA DELICIAd them

>choked on some krill and perished
I always thought they were cute, but from the way you write that I now think they're also incredibly dumb

They are. You can't even have fine gravel in their tank because they'll try to eat it.

>Chise making her potion
>That cute mandragora freaking out when Chise violently shredded its flower petal away
Mandrake-chan didn't deserve that.

Chise and Kino are both best girls of the year

>implying

the potatoes are daughterus

The tights are the cutest things in this picture.

how the fuck do they survive in the wild?

Are they still pretending that this isn't Shirayuki?

They don't, they're almost extinct.

Reminder that you will never have a Silky

Gaijin

This. It's her farther who got the tight Irish pussy.

£5,000,000.

It's cheaper in countries where it's legal because there's much greater supply.

They aren't almost extinct, they're 100% extinct in the wild. The only reason they still exist is because we like them.

>this is literally just Shirayuki Season 3
I don't have any problems with this

>music silently playing
????

They overreact to everything, it'll be fine.

>Silky will never feed you sandwiches and hug you fromp behind

Why live?

Is it Silky or Silver? Feels like the subs change every episode.

Is there any decent BD rip with 5.1 jap audio? Anything i find has only 5.1 funidub.