>Buy up zimbabwes worthless money
>start factories and businesses there
>the economy booms
>zimbabwe dollar becomes more valuable by several thousand percent
>im the richest man alive
Seriously shitholes like africa are untapped goldmines
Heres the plan
Thomas Murphy
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Dominic Wright
Aaron Roberts
You overestimate the intelligence of niggers...
Nathaniel Mitchell
>>start factories and businesses there
>>the economy booms
I found your mistake!
Kayden Martin
They can do manual labor.
Chase Lee
>communist subversion to increase racial / class resentment
>look how much property and businesses whitey owns
>we must take it back and give it to the people!
>give it to incompetent nigs
>falls into poverty, neglect and disrepair
Noah Long
Zimbabwe uses the US dollar mostly so good luck jackass. Do some basic research. They have a few bond notes but it's not the same currency as the Zimbabwean dollar. Your plan isn't going to work out at all.
t. Zimbabwean-Canadian
Brayden Miller
Are you a Gray?
Matthew Wright
Or an Ayy?
Easton Miller
Or a Psi?
Luke Bennett
This guy sounds like some upstart preteen who thinks he figured out the world economy. Go ahead and move to zimbabwe buddy, see you never again
Austin Jones
No, not really.
Wyatt Lee
Or even better, buy Zimbabwae (or take over) and rename it Rhodesia and change its flag to this.
Hunter Wilson
>untapped goldmines
Tap them.
Jaxon Perez
Lucas Bennett
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let's do this Sup Forums. Who is down?
Dominic Martinez
Nathaniel Miller
OP the Zimbabwe dollar was cancelled out years ago. But there actually is a way to make money off of useless Zimbabwe money. About five years ago I purchased one of those 100 trillion notes for three dollars. Today it's worth 60 dollars. Demand for Zimbabwe notes keeps increasing so it's actually a good investment.
Noah Hughes
> Buy up zimbabwes worthless money
> start factories and businesses there
outcome A) hoard of niggers instantly loots it and burns it down, then murders you with a machete and rapes your kids/wife
outcome 2) you start making some profits, corrupt government backed thugs steal all your shit, murders you with ak47s and rapes your kids/wife
Brayden Flores
Im not gonna live there just own real estate and factories
Blake Long
Outcome A) youtube.com
Outcome B) youtube.com
Jeremiah Carter
Leo Turner
>niggers
>business
Jackson Garcia
>> Buy up zimbabwes worthless money
When you buy the currency the Zim dollar becomes stronger. I think a bread cost a few trillion.
>> start factories and businesses there
Niggers dont work well and they dont do complex things well.
Justin Collins
buddy you know how incompetent american niggers are? now take out the 20% white/asian/native average admixture and try to imagine how much dumber they'd be. It's a nightmare to work with them
Carter Wright
They dont use the 100 trillion dollar currency. Im pretty sure they borrow another countries currency at this point
Brandon Jackson
What could possibly go wrong?
Eli Perry
Im talking about native zimbabweans numbnuts
Thomas Wilson
So you wont get murdered and have your wife raped, but you'll still get your shit stolen by either the govt or a mob
Elijah Roberts
Holy shit I bought one too and had no idea they went up. Now I gotta figure out where I left it.
Brayden Cruz
Jack Reed
Look at the performance of any emerging market index fund or ETF for the past 10-15 years and come back to the table
t. Retirment planning internship
Ayden Diaz
The Zimbabwe dollar technically doesn't fucking exist at the moment. They've been using foreign currencies for the last 5 years - mostly South African Rand (which is about to become completely worthless). That's how much of a shithole Zimbabwe has become - they don't even have their own money, and the money they're using is complete shit.
Hunter Mitchell
The government will suck my dick for helping their economy grow. Ill have my own country plantation of niggers
Liam Price
What OP sounds like.
Kayden Rogers
You plan to build factories in a land that puts rockpiles on their currency.
Their only currency worthy accomplishment is rockpiles.
Isaac Russell
Isaac Evans
Julian Lopez
>>Buy up zimbabwes worthless money
>>start factories and businesses there
>>the economy booms
>>zimbabwe dollar becomes more valuable by several thousand percent
Levi Jenkins
china is already doing this
Carson Richardson
kek
Bentley Phillips
a nigger is like communism, it just doesn't work
Jace Stewart
China beat you to it.
Lincoln Jackson
so am I, tard
Kevin Morris
Why are the uncirculated sets of 10 so cheap compared to the genuine ones
Andrew Wilson
who'll buy your shit though? niggers don't have money
Michael Diaz
I will manufacture something easy and cheap and then sell it here. You know like iron nails or something.
Jayden Cook
Also ill buy land
Jeremiah Ramirez
Adrian Myers
You assume that sub saharan niggers are honest workers. Your factories will just get burned down once the communists in government demand more pay and rights that you cannot provide, and inevitably chase you out.
Blake Foster
Or you can just buy this and make a far less stupid decision as you fill my pockets. steamcommunity.com
Eli Sullivan
I really suggest you give Empire of Dust at least a partial watch. It's about a Chinese guy trying to do business with Africans, but constantly gets frustrated because none of them do jack shit and constantly give him the run-around to avoid actually having to do their jobs.
Zachary Phillips
Spend your life in africa if you want, lol retard
David Hernandez
>Playing TF2
>Selling TF2 parts
>Probably buys them too
>Probably thinks he's a market genius
>Advertising your tf2 skins ales on Sup Forums
Anarcho-Capitalist meme flaggers are worse than leafs.
Camden Miller
you forgot the final step
>white beors fuck off to neighboring Botswana and Zambia
>ushers in wealth and prosperity for neighboring countries while Zimbabwe starves
>once again white man looks competent while the natives look like idiots
Juan Price
Enjoy obtaining your social license to operate from worthless niggers and their corrupt government
Jason Parker
Don't u just give them some crack
Joshua Johnson
>OP is fucking braindead.
Your plan would require hundreds of billions of dollars in investment. If you have hundreds of billions, you are already the richest man on the planet.
Basically your plan to become rich is to already be rich.
Kindly remove yourself from the genepool.
Thanks,
General Public
Charles White
You couldn't pay me to fuck with africa
Matthew Sanchez
>start business
>niggers ruin it by stealing or the nigger government nationalising it
Wat do?
Luke Wilson
you forgot the part where they'll just take our shit because we did better than them
what the fuck do you think happened to Rhodesia?
Sebastian James
Buying worthless paper with real dollars??
Are you a nigerian prince?
Robert Walker
This should have been the first post
Henry Baker
>Africa is an untapped gold mine
>UNTAPPED
wat?