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i hear gunshots in my school what should i do?

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Get your phone and take an upskirt picture of that one slut with the short skirt

shout USA USA

Stop pulling the trigger

be an hero

See if you can beat the highscore

fpbp

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Hide in the trashcan.

Imagine having your school shot up on penis inspection day.

Shoot back.

Run, hide, or shoot back.

This. It could save your life.

Kill them

shoot back

Film yourself reciting lines from TDKR plane scene as bane

>continue pulling the trigger

Masterbate with great fury.

call CNN , they will coach you thru the whole thing

Stab a nigger in the neck with a pen, that way you gain the trust of the shooter

Challenge him to either a fist fight or a duel.

Hide in your locker. How come no one ever hides in their locker?

Walkout until you feel safe.

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Jump out the window and run. That is what I tell my kids teacher and school policy be damned. The lockdown concept is just fish in a barrel.

Get banned for underage

fpbp

battle royale mufugga. grab a hatchet

Jump out the window or hide under a desk

take out your gun and try to beat his score

this. make him feel inadequate

start a blue-check twitter account

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Decrease distance.
Attack

Not be an underaged faggot.

Talk about getting caught with your pants down

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snap a photo of the CIA agent carrying out the deed then GTFO

...but in all seriousness, Run first, Hide second, Fight as a last resort. If the shots are from inside, jump out the window and GTFO. If shots are from outside, take cover and GTFO the first chance you get. If the shooter is coming your way and you have now way out, grab something sharp or heavy and prepare to ambush. Remember to sweep the barrel away from you if you have to resort to fighting. Don't stop fighting until he is 100% dead, there is no such thing as overkill.

I just noticed the kid in the green shirt is literally dabbing as he's being shot

Turn the gun on yourself and be an hero.

Gun free zone. Guns don't exist in gun free zone. Ergo you can't be shot in a gun free zone, by order of a sign.

Triple doobs Czech out
Must jump out window

well user, you should grab the nearest gun so you protect yours... oh, wait nevermind

absolutely disgusting.

>shadman

[I still chuckled]

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Schools are gun free zones. You have nothing to worry about. Carry on and get to class.

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yell "pepe reeeeeeee" while running toward the shooting as fast as possible

also sage and remove memeflag

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you shut your god damn face kratos

Get the fuck out of the school!

"Shelter in place" and "lockdown" are memes that will get you killed.

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>i hear gunshots in my school what should i do?
Run outside to the waiting patrol cars.
Sit behind cars with the cops.
Enjoy complimentary donuts and coffee.

>/2

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thats a new one for me. chuckled decently. ill go try to find the canned goods self defense lesson

Shoot them first.

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Pull down your pants and seek out the shooter.

take your dick out and be a man, youre gonna fucking die anyways

Detonate your vest, Jamal.

tell me that's not real...

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go out the window. If you can't go out the window ask the shooter if you can help

>Literally has polish coat of arms behind him
>Nazi Edumication

Duck and cover, little jimmy.

protest the shooters right to have arms right in his stupid face.

live through it

Well you had best start interviewing the dead and dying students and how you should ban guns while you wait for men in uniforms with guns, stop the gun killing you.

Frist cop a feel of the cute chicks boob then blame it on irrational panic. If she still blames you fake a brake down that your a virgin and you can die with out at least feeling boob. Now that you have changed the tone in the classroom blockade the door. Then form a plan your class must act as one unit and keep people accounted and together. Name two leaders that will go first around corners and exits. know every possible escape route if a second shooter happens be ready to change course. Their is nothing wrong with staying up if you can keep danger on the other side of a door. Remember wasting the shooter it is being a hero in some form. If you got balls of steal rock out with your cock out.

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Remember wasting the shooters time is being a hero in some form.

You fucking KNOW it!

#March4Lyfe

The only way to stop a bad man with a gun is with a sometimes, not quite, that bad of a guy, unless they kill a "protected class member," which at that point makes them a horrible racist guy. Or so says BLM/LGB/QRZ/March for the Children

boil a pot of water

Also this is impossible, schools are a gun free zone.

I would say form a Train and go to town

fire back, oh wait
AHAHAHA

Things like putting soap or oil in the wall way might only stop victims from quickly evacuation rather then impending the shooter.

Capitalize

Pull out your AK and tag team nigga.

Snitching or yelling stupid shit will not stop a ative shooter with intent of mass cauasulitys. However yelling at when the shooter is not avtively shooting may help other avoid him on escape routes. I got boob I will not die a homo! Don't try to antagonize the shooter if there is a stand off angering him will not help with him surrendering quickly.

Find the nearest teacher, who will be a liberal faggot by default, and thank him/her for their liberal policies that both caused the rampage shooting and also prevented the few sane people from having a gun to protect themselves.

Yea don't try to save the lone antagonizer if he is content bashing his dead body don't yell stupid at him are redirecting his efforts in killing those who picked on him.

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Larp as a Imperial Commissar from 40k, order your classmates to all takes pencils and have them charge en masse at the shooter, stabbing at him with their pencils. Half will die, but the enemy will eventually be overwhelmed. If one of your classmates refuse, take the class stapler and bash his brains in with it,

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That's what your two leaders are for if his gun jams or he has to reload they wont need orders to rush him.

telling someone to boil a pot of water is a way of getting someone who is of no use, out of the way.

Shoot back.

rape closest girl.
excuse, "you thought you were going to die and didn't want to die a virgin"

I thought that was a getto thing. If someone stays for the time it takes you to boil water to throw on them after you told them to leave its a 50% the deserved it.

>one slut
Did you go to a school with only one girl?

>...and a priest collar

They're also all saying oof

>going to night school

Jury rig your short bus and peel out to the special ed area

this, then post them.

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Tell everyone its just a drill.

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>making fun of duck and cover when it's literally the best thing to do in the event of an unexpected nuclear detonation near you
Completely different ballgame from the school lockdown stuff

>Jury
It's fucking "jerry-rig" you imbecile.

Spell correctly or perish

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I'd rush the shooter, I'm not happy with my life, sonif he kills me oh well.
If I stop him I'm a hero.

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[Had a laff desu, shads comedy stuff is actually p good.]

you arent smart arent ya?!

A quick google search shows that image is from google...

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Be the leader and gather around everyone and then lure shooter towards your group.