Wheres the thread

Wheres the thread

>animenewsnetwork
Thankfully not here.

In the sewing box.
Get it yourself.

Thread for what?

Thread for THAT

I notice a lack of Evangelion threads lately.

You should look better then, there have actually been many.

For Misato?

Best girl !

Why does every Eva thread turn into a massive shitfest?

what shitfest user ? best girl war ?

well asuka's clearly best girl

shitposting in the nth dimension

>entry-level waifu

Undeniable

I made one yesterday, and it was slid to the bottom. See:

men of fine taste right here

3DPD quality 2D cannot be best girl.

I wouldn't mind sliding down to the bottom, with someone like her.

Childhood is wanting to berry your face between Misato's breast.
Adulthood is wanting to cuddle Asuka.

Asuka wouldn't let you cuddle with her, she only likes men with the biggest cock. So you'd have to be Kaji-san.

Adulthood is also wanting to make Misato appreciate everything that isn't just sexual comfort.

Being a kid is loving Asuka. Being a teenager is loving Rei. But only men know that Misato is finest female.

I want you here.

But she has Kaji for that user, she doesn't need you, why would you want to break such a great couple ?

Man Kaji is so lucky, he can fuck both Asuka and Misato. Kaji's girth must be so huge!

>the moaning in that scene
where was he trying to put that capsule anyway

>implying I dont want to berry my face in asukas ass

I just gotta ask...is this female correct? She was stressed and emotionally exhausted, when Shinji was LCL fluid, and Ritsuko was being a robotic bitch, saying fuck it let him die. She screamed all episode, and finally...just slowly cradles a unconscious shinji and starts crying. That does seem emotionally upheaving...I love how real they made it. I was exhausted mentally as well.
But not my point.

episode ends with her being sexy with Kaji, and of course taking 2 minute dick with him.

DO ladies actually feel that way? I mean, from a male perspective, thats really intresting, but maybe its wrong from my perspective, or even sexist by anno.

Is that a real psychological action that women would take, she did hard work, and now she wants to be entered and dominated? Eh...

> can fuck two top cuties
> settles faithfully for Misato without a second thought
> doesn't want to harm Asuka knowing it's just a fad
Kaji is too pure for this world

He is the only good mentally stable eva character, you gotta love him.

Kaji is truly the only likable character in the entirety of NGE, he almost turned Shinji into a trap.

I want to slaughter every Eva shitposter and their families. I don’t understand what these people are trying to achieve by wasting their lives here.

> Do females really want to fuck with their longtime lovers after a hard and stressful day at work that ended up better than expected ?
Yes.

see after a good day, with stress...i dont wanna fap. I wanna enjoy my relaxation, my freedom. She gets back to physical work again...

its like shes acting like a horny boy. Not really girlish (which is why I love her, but i dont think its realistic)

That's because you live alone.
When you are in a loving relationship, you actually DO want to fuck after a stressful day.

hmmmm....you might be right.

Does anyone else agree with this?

>I wanna enjoy my relaxation
Sex and post-coitus cuddling is a great way to relax and feel secure after hardships. If you actually love and trust a person you sleep with, of course.

Better question is where's the fucking /ss/ thread?

Would Misato count as a cake?

Guys, I love Misato..but I can't find a good dakimakura any where.

I want one, with her signature yellow vest look, like here I mean shes iconic, but new girls from 2017 anime have better dakimakuras than her.

>yellow vest
Do you not know what a shirt is?

so can you help a lonely brother out?

>tfw Misato has been my waifu for more than a decade
>tfw I went from her being an exotic older woman to being nearly the same age as her

This has been kind of a weird feel, bros.

Anyone? Just a comfy Misato hugging pillow, I can talk to? Anyone know any good ones?

I know that feel brother
time flies doesnt it

29 and single?
Yep.

>almost Misatos age

I was Misato's age the first time I saw Eva.
Now I'm a year older than her 3.0 age.
I'm too fucking old for this board.

She's way past cake. More like used up cumhole that no one but Kaji's stupid ass wants.

Sorry gramps. Maybe if you're lucky, you can be the next grumpy jii-san

4.0 announcement when

Sorry user, you're on your own.