hello, I am here for that job interview.
Hello, I am here for that job interview
Henry Robinson
Samuel Clark
why do people do this to themselves?
Matthew Martin
>literal goblino
Cooper Barnes
literally goblino
Jackson Morales
Imagine if you had such a low self-esteem, such limited confidence in your own uniqueness and individuality that the only way you can imagine to distinguish yourself is by mutilating your face.
You now understand.
Kevin White
I’d make him a bouncer
Daniel Hughes
Attention.
Elijah Carter
Is this the final boss in the 25 man America raid?
David Walker
HOLY SHIT, looks more and more like a cow...
Justin Rodriguez
Or a security guard at a strip club
Colton Howard
I think you'd make a valuable asset to our haunted house experience. Welcome aboard.
Julian Campbell
"Well, congratulations Lucif ... I mean William. This is Jose. He'll show you the trick of getting the Pimento into the center of the Olive. Welcome aboard Sata... Bill. Can I call you Bill tho?'"
Henry Morales
William Edwards
hive mind
Lucas Jenkins
Dad?
Robert Scott
Sure we've been swamped here's a shovel
Nathan Hughes
symmetrical
Parker Rogers
Small role in WOW movie 2
Luis Ortiz
*points down the hall*
the star wars castings are that way buddy
Joseph Lewis
Nigger tier.
Carson Hall
Here at degeneratebodymods inc we welcome fine young men such as yourself.
Jonathan Butler
Excellent, you are perfect for the shiatsu massage chair lumbar position!!!
Jack Gomez
excellent, ever since PC culture this carnival sideshow has been having a very hard time finding talent. what were you expecting for a salary range?
Caleb Evans
Massive hoop ears for a drunken patrons to grab hold of.
Lincoln Bailey
>HOLY FUCK!!!
>I'm sorry I'm not sure you qualify
>I just cant deal with that shit on your face everyday
>I mean it would be different if your a burn victim or mutilated from birth but fucking hell what the fuck!?!?! REEEEEEEEEE
Nolan Ramirez
people who work under someone else are degenerate.
start your own business.
>unless youre a beta who needs a mastah
Landon Brooks
I wonder if he went to college, maybe the dude is a genius coder and makes 6 figures working from home.
Luke Peterson
Ah finally! The restrooms have been looking pretty bad as of late so go get the 409 and scrubbers out of the janitor closet and start cleaning.
Oh and we're starting you at $7.25/hr
Parker Clark
I'm pretty sure the politically correct term is "creatura"
Parker Davis
El ogro de las américas
Matthew Perez
well said mate
Parker Walker
I want to pay him to attack infowars studio so Alex can lose his mind about literal demons and shoot him
Hudson Walker
Damn that's hot
Parker Campbell
Mental illness
Kayden Wilson
That sounds plausible
Thomas Harris
no i'm saying these two user are part of the Sup Forums hive mind
Thomas Smith
Thats cool as fuck actually
David Butler
R A R E
Xavier Carter
No it's the bonus boss after you kill all the other degenerates on hard mode.
Grayson Bailey
fucking rare!!
David Diaz
We're gonna need to do an MRI...
Noah Wood
Rare af!!!
Nathan Collins
This
Unless it's an A tier international conglomerate (Boeing, Monsanto etc) and your high in the tech dept
Charles Diaz
RARE
A
R
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Jason Carter
Not that rare
Samuel Davis
Phone fag here. What flag is that?
Landon White
Wtf is that I'm on mobile
Owen Rogers
>Being new
Ian Perez
Rare af....
Nathaniel Reed
Mental illness.
The answer is obvious when you think about it, but it's still a reasonable question.
Isaiah Lopez
Christmas Island
Carter Barnes
My son uses this iPad
It's how I found this place
Matthew Morris
Wife's son to be exact
Matthew White
Meh
Adrian Moore
ayy lmao
Leo Ross
Great! Do you have any prior Circus Sideshow experience? No? Well, no matter. The world's Fattest Man recently pased from a heart attack so there's a stall available. When can you start? Try not to startle the elephants and a word of caution, the bearded lady's face isn't the only thing about her that's bearded so when she inevitably invites you back to her trailer bring protection. You'!l want a good 4 gauge rubber, those pubes cut like razor wire.
Christian Brown
anguilla
Matthew Lopez
COMMON
Bentley Reed
Jayden Myers
Funny. I worked with someone who looked like this. No worries. I can definitely show you the ropes if ever hired back!
Josiah Ward
Surely there's a mental patient somewhere who believes he's Van Helsing that we can show this to.
Jackson Harris
bump
Christopher Wright
>tfw killed a lot of these on Final Fantasy XI back in the day
Logan Wright
ISOLATED
Robert Bell
literally all the kids who used to get bullied in my school ended up getting face tattoos, including the tear drop on the eye, implying they are murderers, kek..
they want a sign to scare away predators, like a poison dart frog.
meanwhile i prefer to live like a coastal taipan, i will lie in the grass, blending in with sticks and mud, but if you step on me its fucking over.
Chase Powell
wal mart is depressing af
Sebastian Garcia
Unironically the devil I'm starting to think
Brayden Baker
>3 bullets
>next
Oliver Price
Postmodernism
Ian Ortiz
If your gonna permanently disfigure yourself, do it like this to actually look badass. This guy needs to be hired by Holywood to play some vampire roles ASAP.
These people aren't wrong. The body is a canvas and tattoos/piercings are art. What they forget to remind themselves is that art can be total shit like OP.
Eli Price
Welcome to Hot Topic crew, youre hired
Grayson Phillips
Chase Foster
This
Nathaniel Anderson
No shocker that the majority of fags that do this are white
Luke Lewis
Ryan Phillips
Job positions For demon lords closed 3millions of years ago, please come back the next century, sir.
Wyatt Sanders
Asher Stewart
I see you checked the i gate jesus and god check box. Welcome to amazons software devision, what are you pronouns?
Lucas Turner
You're hired!
Brandon Price
Colton White
Hows that seo scam going?
William Gomez
Lol
Colton Ross
Excuse me while I fetch something...
Cooper Walker
Its not just for murder.
Connor Mitchell
>tfw need to get on a flight and go through a metal detector
Blake Peterson
Only job he can get is the bar in Shadowrun.
Xavier Rogers
John Young
All that shit on his face makes him too vulnerable
Ryder Walker
hello, I am here for that job interview.
Julian Hall
LA CRUČORÀ
Angel Brown
welcome to mutt's freak show carnival.
we'll be starting you off at the house of oddities until we set up your permanent position in the la cretura exhibit.
William Fisher
Start dumping your kekistani folder or else your fired lazy nigger.
Elijah Adams
>level 99 le creatura
Camden Cruz
OK
Jayden Howard
that many modifications and no cyberpunk stuff?
Nathaniel Martin
Good, we need someone to play a demon in the Haunted House. You're hired!
Tyler Flores
Its so they can be lazy fucks and blame 'oppressive society' for discriminating against their individuality. Its like playing the race card when you are not a nigger.