You have been charged with taking Arturia out to lunch, but you have only $10 to spend between the two of you...

You have been charged with taking Arturia out to lunch, but you have only $10 to spend between the two of you. How do you make it work? If you spend all $10 on her and leave none for yourself she WILL get upset.

Take her to buy some potato chips for the pantry and eat them with her on the way back

That's not nearly enough food, user

Go to fancy restaurant, then when it's time to pay the bill do a runner. Use the $10 on the way home to buy sweets.

Go to McDonald's and get us a bunch of mcdoubles to split

I take her back home and serve her a homecooked meal. She would like that better anyway.

This is why the dollar menu exists

You can't seriously expect me to feed both of us with 5 bucks on lunch

>dollar menu
>satiating

This. Just pull her ahoge for Alter and she'll be happy with fast food. Problem solved.

Your homecooked meal may only contain ingredients purchased with the $10. Choose wisely.

Doesn't japan have dirt cheap food vendors? You can feed a small group for ten USD in worst korea.

She's a bong, fish n chips from a cart to share. Jolly good.

She eats my semen

She's Welsh, not Anglo. Cheese on toast should be just fine.

Saber isn't a glutton, she's a gourmet.

I take her to some unusual out of the way restaurant that serves Siberian food or something.

get the fuck out gawain

A good home-cooked meal for two is pretty easy on $10, not sure what the challenge is here.

Knowing how to cook.

What would you cook for her?

Spend that 10 buck on groceries on cook it myself.
If she can be satisfied by mackerel, rice and miso soup, I'm sure I can make it work somehow.

buy 4 chocolate/protein bars say this is the future

I'll get her takeout from a hole in the wall Mexican fast food joint. $10 will feed an army for days at one of those.

>order soft drink
>eat unlimited chips and salsa
>get some queso or guacamole and each costs only like a dollar
>watch restaurant manager get really pissed
d e v i l i s h

An all-you-can-eat-buffet near my place, $10 is enough to cover it.

Granted it's not the best food but the shrimp is top-notch.

Make her my lunch
Then we'll be even

>Welsh
Isn't she Cornish?

No, just a bit Peckish.

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Cannibalism is not okay.

Cut her ahoge off and feed her burgers

Morning breakfast.

Pasta and veggies are dirt cheap.

Not if I eat you first.
t. Saber Lion

>implying that Saber would dislike disgusting bullshit like blood sausage

This is also fine.

>blood sausage
What? Is that some sort of kraut delicacy?

Treat her to the finest American cuisine $10 will buy: 8 McDoubles

Sausage made of blood apparently

I feel sorry for whoever is going to serve us.

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MILKSHAKES

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chicken, pancetta and white wine sauce with cabbage, mushrooms & mashed potato

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>buying meat and wine while staying under $10 alongside everything else
I don't think so

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Oi, dump the rest of the chapter, you're missing the punchlines.

My bad, missed one.

>out to lunch

Ditch the idea, buy food to make at home and have a home date.

Sit her down and have an honest talk about how I'm dirt poor and need the money to pay rent. Then advise her on ways to alleviate hunger such as drinking water from the tap, hugging a pillow etc.

she can eat my dick 4 free C;

Hot chocolate for both.

>not living with your Yakuza homeroom teacher to keep costs down

McDonald 20 nugget family combo.

That or we just get the 50 nugget box.

A do it yourself charcuterie platter, easiest shit ever

I take her to IKEA to have some ice-cream.
The ice-cream is really good, and since it's super cheap we both can eat to heart's content with nothing to worry about.
And then I fuck her.

Costco hot dogs bitch.

Go to C.C's?

Buy pasta, pasta sauce, ground turkey, some vegetables (tomato, bell pepper, mushroom), and shredded cheese. Make meatballs out of the turkey, then cook the pasta and veggies. Easy to do for under $10 and you make a ton.

She's a servant, so you spend it all on you, and then spend the night transferring mana.

Take her to Church's for some nice, cheap, roided up chicken.

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A church date you say?

it doesn't anymore actually

I'm not cooking, so I guess we'll wind up sharing a bowl of beef pho at the Vietnamese place.

A pizza for us both.

I take her to Mujo's BBQ where we can get copious amounts of čevapi, uštipci and sausages

Feed her some Indian street food so she gets endless diarrhea and never asks me to feed her again. $5 can buy you enough street food to feed 5 people.

You have 12 apples. You offer Saber an apple. How many apples do you have left?

Spend all $10 on her. Finally check out what that findom fetish is all about

Z-zero?

FIVE!

FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG!

I know just the place, its actually in this not at all suspicious alleyway just besides the white van

you didnt say i had to buy it at the supermarket, ill just "buy" everything i need from my friend for $10. Checkmate atheists

Local taqueira

>$10

This bitch is eating McDonalds

Several anons got it right, you got to cook for her. She's not going to get satisfied by something you got from a take-away, you got to put your hands into it.

$9.90 of lentils, $0.10 of spices.

>10$
>like 200 pesos in spicmoney
I can cook us a two person meal, easy and have plenty to spare. Hope she likes pozole and enchiladas.

I got the impression that saber eats about 3 times as much as a normal person.

Dude in tacoland you can feed a family with 10 dollars.

Looks like $10 worth of instant noodles for us then.

What is a Saber doing with a gay man-child?

lets see, i could totally do a brunch on a couple can's of corned beef hash, a carton of eggs, a thing of salsa and an entire box of bacon.
oh an i can buy a cheapass box of cookies as well.
10 bucks is a metric fuckton at aldi's since i live literally right next to it.

I don't know, but it probably involves rape and forcing him to get fit.

Mediterranean grilled octopus is a good option, but it's not filling, and 10$ worth of octopus, spices and oil isn't getting you much.
Never underestimate what a good cook can do with some ground beef
Some nice eggs, sausage and grapefruit will do.
This is the best option in my opinion. You can do even better if you make the sauce yourself. It's cheaper and she would appreciate your efforts. Buy a cheap pack of Italian spices, some powdered garlic, cheap ground meat of your choice, a bag of cheap pasta cause that shits all the same, some tomato purée and paste and you are good. Cheap out on ingredient quality and match it with cooking skill.

>If you spend all $10 on her and leave none for yourself she WILL get upset
Well big whoop, it's still the best solution

Your mongrel rules dont affect the king of heroes, i take her on my private jet to dine like royals in the restaurant on top the eiffel tower which i reserved for us both.